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jyothi

@pjyo

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#51

A school in Ohio "What is your name?" - asked the teacher.
"Mohammed". . . . - answered the kid. "You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny," replied the teacher.

In the evening, Mohammed returned home. "How was your day, Mohammed?" asked his mother. "My name is not Mohammed. I'm in America and now my name is Johnny."

"Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonour your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" and she beat him. Then she called his father and he too beat him.

The next day Mohammed returned to school. When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked, "What happened to you little Johnny?" "Well ma'am, 4 hours after becoming an American, I was attacked by two Arabs."
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460091

Suspended

Posted: 14 years ago

#52

@ pjyo which newspaper is that...

omg ROFL.....🤣

poor mr vishanth

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divmath

@divmath

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#53

How smart is Your Right Foot?

Just try this. It is from an orthopaedic surgeon............ This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It's preprogrammed in your brain!

1. While sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right Hand. Your foot will change direction.

TRY !!!!!

Lemme know if you outsmart your foot 😆

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divmath

@divmath

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#54

Happily Ever After

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple." The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

The husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once'."

"We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice'."

"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I SHOUTED at her, 'What's wrong with you, Woman?! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy?'"

"She looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once'."

"And from that moment, we have lived happily every after." 😆

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jyothi

@pjyo

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#55

Originally posted by: tvdekha
@ pjyo which newspaper is that...
omg ROFL.....🤣
poor mr vishanth

😆iam wondering about that too😉..was sent as a joke by someone ...dunno about authenticity 😊

Edited by pjyo - 14 years ago

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jyothi

@pjyo

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#56

BECHARA HUSBAND*😆

**Agar aurat par hath uthaye to **Zalim, ***

**Aurat se Pit jaye to **Buzdil,**

** Aurat ko kisi ke 7 dekh ker ladai kare to **Jealous,*

**Chup rahe to **Be-gairat**, **

**Ghar se bahar rahe to **Awara,**

** Ghar me rahe to **Nakara,** **

**Bachon ko dante to **Jaalim,** **

**Na dante to **Laparwah,**

**Aurat ko naukri se roke to **Shakki Mijaz,**

**Na rokey to biwi ki **kamai khanewala,**

**Maa ki mane to **Maa ka Chamcha**,*

**Biwi ki sune to **Joru ka Gulam**...**😆

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Neha Khatnani

@Neha_K

Sparkler

Posted: 14 years ago

#57

Originally posted by: divmath

BLOOPER BLOOPER 😆

aur agar college k register me naam Jagdish Singh likha hai toh, Ragging k baad jab gauri ne uska number dhoondha tha toh kahan se mil gaya jagat ka number??
number ke sath toh address bhi hoga... jaipur ki spelling kuch alag naa lagi chhori ko?

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Khusi

@khusi_*

Stunner

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#58

wah neha....yaar......sahi hai!!

bilkul......................cvs n their endless BLOOPERS!!

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ammoos

@ammoos

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 14 years ago

#59

There wont any show which doesnt have bloopers.. its the bloopers which play a big role in getting the show noticed😛

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Neha Khatnani

@Neha_K

Sparkler

Posted: 14 years ago

#60

one more......... gauri k uncle jaipur ke rehne wale dikhaye gaye the... usne jagya k ghar k landline pe call ki thi.... even STD CODE ka difference bhi naa pata chala use!

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