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Essay "Indian Cow" (PLS GO THROUGH THIS!)🤓😲
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You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this.😆 This
is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC
Examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:
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The Indian Cow
HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed,
And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is
got child.] He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man.
But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are
afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk.
Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [ horses don't have
any such attachment]
What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the
condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans
and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy
species, Also his other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees,
plants as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza] , in hand and
drying in the sun.
Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then
afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of
the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only
attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is
got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the
weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly
proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated
in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the
other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies
which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.
The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is
not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground
and he shouts . His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This
is the cow.......
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We are informed that the candidate somehow passed the exam😲, and is now
is bihar in somewhere..[sorry somewhere in Bihar]
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