GOTW:Post A Joke & Share A laugh *New Jokes on 37,38,39 - Page 10

Originally posted by: ILoveRamKapoor

Originally posted by: ILoveRamKapoor

Originally posted by: peeyara

Neel di I hope hyderabadi slang aati ho 😆 cos i'll be posting some jokes of hyderabad 🤣

jinko bhi samaj na aaye puch lena mujhse 😆

Originally posted by: peeyara

Originally posted by: peeyara

Originally posted by: peeyara

🤣

Men are very Kind and Women are very Selfish!


Wanna Proof??

?

?

?

Most women don't like to help unknown men;

But

All men are ready anytime to help unknown women...

Aurat ke dil mein sirf uske lover ya pati ke liye jagah hoti hai...

But


Aadmi ka dil itna bada hota hai ki us mein...



Dost ki girlfriend.

Biwi ki friends.

Apni saali.

Bhai ki saali.

Saamne waali.

Baaju waali.

Oopar waali.

Neeche waali.

Behan ki nanad.

Kids ki madams.

Aur

Thodi Bahut biwi ke liye bhi jagah hoti hai...

Sach mein Aadmi ka dil bahut bada hota hai...

Originally posted by: peeyara

Hyderabadeez agar road pe takkar (accident) hote hote bache to kaise React karte?
1. Haule...andha hai kya ..?
2. Kahan ghusra miyan..?
3. Zara Dekh ke chalao chichcha
4. Bhot jaldi mein dikhra, Bawa ki shaadi
mein jara kya ..
5. Horn maarna re haule...!
6. Arey yaaro mainch mila subha subha...!
7. Ghar mein bol ke nai aye kya ..!
8. Meri gaadich mili tere ku marne...!
9. Plain mein paida hua kya re? Hallu chala.
10. Bawa ki road samjhra kya ...?
11.Ghoorra kaiku re.. Jhinge...?

p.s. those who are new to hyderabdi lang they'll burst out laughing 🤣