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Originally posted by: ILoveRamKapoor

Originally posted by: ILoveRamKapoor

Different varieties of mummy

AALSI MUMMY:Ek baat tumhe kitni baar batani padti hai

DHAMKANE WALI MUMMY:Aane do tumare bava ku,sab boldetiu

ITIHAS PASAND MUMMY:Jab mein tumare umar ki thi ghar ki poori zimmedari mere pe thi

BHAVISH BATANE WALI MUMMY:Meku malum tha, ye tute ga

CONFUSED MUMMY:Mein insan hun ki machine

SELFISH MUMMY:lunch me roti tumare liye diye the ya tumare dosto k liye

SHAKI MUMMY:10 out of 10,pakka cheating kare hunge tum

HAMARI MUMMY:Ye phone ku abb tu choddta ya mein aake aag lagadun

Ek angrez hyderabad ghumne aata.. Ek hyderabadi guide ku hire karta.

Angrez falaknuma palace dekhke puchta ye kitne din me bana?

Guide:do saal me bana

angrez:hamare america me to ek mahine banjata

uske baad chowmohalla palace dekhke pucha ye kitne din me bana?

Guide:ek saal

angrez:hamare pas to 2 hafton me banjata

angrez makka masjid dekhke pucha ye kitne din me bana?

Guide:do mahine

angrez:ek hafte me banjata hamare pas

angrez charminar dekhke pucha ye kitne din me bana?

Guide:kya hai ki kal raat me to nai tha..:d

Originally posted by: ILoveRamKapoor

Originally posted by: ILoveRamKapoor

Originally posted by: peeyara

Different varieties of mummy

AALSI MUMMY:Ek baat tumhe kitni baar batani padti hai

DHAMKANE WALI MUMMY:Aane do tumare bava ku,sab boldetiu

ITIHAS PASAND MUMMY:Jab mein tumare umar ki thi ghar ki poori zimmedari mere pe thi

BHAVISH BATANE WALI MUMMY:Meku malum tha, ye tute ga

CONFUSED MUMMY:Mein insan hun ki machine

SELFISH MUMMY:lunch me roti tumare liye diye the ya tumare dosto k liye

SHAKI MUMMY:10 out of 10,pakka cheating kare hunge tum

HAMARI MUMMY:Ye phone ku abb tu choddta ya mein aake aag lagadun

Originally posted by: luvsakshi

@armanz, bpatil3, lpsakshi

I will kill you three with a sharp knife at a time ...grrr

try for one month to drink apple juice daily .
you will knw how it will be and im doing that from past 2 yearrrs almost without missing a day .. "cry kitty"



p.s :rt now im busy at work .will finish this GUNDUs work and will come here ... post some jokes
dnt moke at me nor my apple juice ... lol ...

I know baby u r really a goid girl dats why obeying Jubine in this 😛 😆
hamare murder karne k liye toh energy chahiye na Neel, toh apple juice toh perna padega 😆