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Disclaimer - Its just a fun post and the writer must not be held responsible for whatever crap she is writing because she is reeling under the aftermath of two consecutive 'power-packed' eps and scary promos (oh yeah!)
(Note - This post is actually Random Rambling-cum-Lost & Found announcement. 😛)
Guys,
Enough of Ram-Priya or Ram Vs Priya or Grow up Ram or What the heck Priya.. (I know.. 😳).. blah blah blah.. There are others too in the BT BALH stable apart from the leads and they do get offended on being ignored. Zara socho, they put up with our CVs super-intelligent tracks, live their characters 24/7 and even after that we at forum don't acknowledge them. 😲 BAD, Very Bad!!!
Chalo, lemme take an initiative to ramble, errr... praise our sideys.
1. Neha - Finally she breathes freely! Yay!! Vikram re-joined Ram.. time to kick out Hari, her Personal ACP Pradyuman. Rejoice girl, you'll save 100 bucks daily and won't ever have to climb ladders to do your 'khoofiyagiri'. Now rest and relax in your lala land where they don't subscribe newspapers and only read '101 ways of testing your husband's fidelity'. And yes, you can now let your kids eat those grapes peacefully too.
2. Vikram - Now that Harry is not calling Vikram at odd times to fix her problems, he finally gets some time to... yes, COMMUNICATE! So Vicky my boy, grab the opportunity and pls enlighten your wife about your close friends and their 'Bade ghar ke bade jhagde'. Aur haan, ek free ki advice... pls keep an eye on that name-changing doc-cum-ex-hubby.. kaam aayega future mein.
3. Rishabh - My darling, pls come back from the holiday. You are being missed like anything (umm.. kehna padta hai..). What if you just couldn't track Nuts before Mommy deary and had to jhelofy Ram's daant.. koina bachche.. your bhabhi is back in the KM and you can resume your Hum Aapke Hain Kaun wala Prem role (I know, you take your devar cues from those VHS tapes of Salman starrer. Nothing wrong in that dear, whatever makes you a happy 'bhabhi ka lakshman'.)
4. Dadi - Yes you are very cute. And I love it when you start with your 'Oye Chhutki.." lines. But kya hai na Dadi, aajkal thodi tension chal rahi hai. So, pls stop berating poor Bansi in every ep and try doing something constructive. Now that your Priya puttar is back, I hope you get to do some action and mouth some different lines.
5. Natasha - you know what dear, you remind me of my school physics practicals - that pendulum experiment. I know, you must be sad about Shipra's loudspeaker plus Nirupa Roy in angry mood avtaar.. but yaar, that doesn't mean that you don't even call Kartik or do something else. Phone call rates are very cheap dear. Waise ab jab Bhabhi, I mean Priya wapis aa gayi hai, mauke ka faayda uthaao and hit some sixers on your Mom's bouncers. All the best!
6. Ayesha - Ye kya haal bana rakhaa hai, kuchh leti kyun nahi? I clearly remember you having a good dressing sense, so much so that you would run away to the corner of the world even with the slight mention of Shipra's boutique. Toh ab kya hua? Ms'face-of-Lomaal', ab kya contract aur confidence boosting pills ke alaawa kapde bhi Sid hi laa kar dega?
7. Shipra - Shouldn't she be happy with the newspaper wala and 'Mr. Ram'? After Ms. World, its her Priya who is making her proud by being written about in the press.. ab bhai badnaami mein bhi toh naam hota hai na.. acc. to Shipra's ideology. I think she is busy making pakode for her jail se lauta hua beta..
8. Sudhir - Just one thing to you paapaji.. Go, grab the CVs by their collars and demand some good dialogues apart from 'Shipraaa'. Wish you luck!!!
9. Kartik - Beta, sahi ja raha hai. Go grab some sleep and for godsake, don't ever try to fall in love with anyone ever again. Saara raita tune hi failaya hai. All this started coz of you!
10. Sid - Excuse me mister, do you run acc. to Ayesha's time table? I mean, jahaan wo jaati hai wahin chale jaate ho.. chori chori sabko bewkoof banaate ho..". But seriously,pity you. When your mom doesn't believe in your capabilities, what else do you have in life apart from chasing a gold-digger and contract-seeker.. right? sigh...
11. Shiney Mama - By god ki kasam maame, you are the only intelligent character in the show. Should have got some brains for your Switty sister and Sid from Phagwara. Koina, chhodo. You are the most hard-working person in the show, too. I mean, its not easy to eavesdrop behind every single door in 'aafice' as well as 'kaar'. Upar se, this Switty and Siddy don't even acknowledge your efforts. They should let you sneak atleast one thing everyday, nahi?
12. Niharika - Oooh! Nurse/air-hostess bani Patrani. You are incorrigible, innit?? Still, atleast you are consistent in your track. Now that you have brought back Priya in KM, have some taperecorders handy and meri maano toh install some hidden mics in every corner of your mansion. BTW, pls try some different styling and suit designs. Its going to be a full year since the start of the show. We can always start an online petition for it, you know. Yu don't have to recycle your dresses after every one week deary, you are the current Patrani, after all.
13. Ishika - Do you exist? Oh yeah, remember you. aren't you the same girl who dons various service outfits at home, playacting fancy dress and sometimes be your mom's PA?? Wow, new age lady Shravan Kumaari!
14. Bansi - hey handsome old man, know something? I really am falling for you day by day... I mean what resilience. Even after listening to Daadi's crap all day, you stand tall and erect (ok, not erect.. you might need back surgery soon) I mean, you are the only sane, consistent and logical character in the show. Kaise karte ho ye sab, I wonder!!!
15. Ashwin - Mr. slimeball, why don't you take up the liftman's job. Jab dekho you are loitering around the lift area. This way you'll earn some money t afford some decent shirts. and for godsake, change those expressions man!!!! Its not necessary to look like you have been beaten by your wife, in every single frame. Jao, have some REVITAL pills.
Okay, anyone left??
Guys, pls feel free to leave your messages for the side-characters. They too deserve our attention *said with a straight face*
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