Originally posted by: -Nitya-
I came online on IF! that's why I logged out of MSN.😆 you even talked to me. O:
Nuh-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Why can't pappu dance?😆 Because he's too cool to dance- like me😎
Did the egg come first or the chicken? OMG I was telling my friend about my amazing theory the other day. It had to be the chicken.. because when God made humans, he didn't make a baby first... he made Adam and then Adam made Eve (which is a bit.. strange) so therefore, the chicken must've come first.. and then it made another female chicken and they got together, and an egg was born. 🤣
Name all the planets in the Solar System.🤓 I DONT LIKE SPACE. Okay, here goes nothing: Mars, Uranus, Jupiter, Mercury, Venus, Saturn, Neptune *Earth, *Moon, *Sun 😃
What is the 5th element in the periodic table?
BORON! [I love Google. 🤣 ]
What would you do if you had a million dollars?
I would buy a mansion, a new car, pay off my Uni money, and give the rest to the needy
Has a song ever made you cry? No... not any song in particular, but I remember being upset one night and listening to Morey Saiyan and that got me a bit teary eyed 🤔
^^what about a book? YES! Tons of books! The one that got me bawling for about 20 mins was The Child Called It by Dave Pelzer
^^ movie? A Walk To Remember, KKHH, Narnia, Alice in Wonderland, Lion King (omg I still cry when Mufasa dies ) and some other ones 🤣
Do you play video games? I used to! 😲 NINTENDO 64 BABY! 🤣
^^If so..which ones? My FAVOURITE used to be this game called Bomberman 🤣
Would you rather have super intelligence or the ability to fly? Super intelligence.. because then I'd be so smart, I'd probably figure out how to fly 😳😃
Why is a person who plays a piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? Well why are pianists called pianists and not Flubbergubs? 😳
When your in hell and your mad at someone..where do you tell them to go? You tell them to Go To Heaven because you and the person both know that that's not gonna happen 🤣
Do you think bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo? My dad's partly bald and he uses more shampoo than I do 😳
^^On their Driver's License..what do you think they write for 'Hair Color'? Smooth and shiny? I dunno 🤣
What's your favorite sport? HOCKEY!
^^ Do you even play sports? From time to time 🤣
If a man evolved from monkeys and apes..then how do monkeys and apes exist? I love monkeys... but I think Apes still exist so that monkey's stay within their limits. You know, apes are like their living ancestors.. so they need to behave themselves *nods*
If electricity comes from electrons..does morality come from morons?
You know, it probably does. Most people are morons anyways 🤣
Whats the funniest thing you did as a kid? When I was a kid, everything used to be funny.. so I can't really remember any specifics
If it's illegal to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Because the government is stupid, and so are the people who choose to drink and drive. I hate people who drink and drive😡
What were you doing the last time you had a really good laugh? Uhmmm.... I think it was when my sister tried to cut her bangs the other day 🤣 🤣 WHO IN THE WORLD WETS THEIR HAIR AND CUTS THEIR BANGS SUPER SHORT (obv. hair looks longer when it's wet) AND THEN CRIES FOR FOUR HOURS ABOUT HOW MUCH THEIR LIFE SUCKS? My sister. 😊
Why is the sky blue?
It isn't 😲 it's a reflection of the oceans 🤓
Who was the last person that you talked to on IF? Jizzy and Macaroni
Why does a 'round' pizza come in a 'square' box? Something about volume.. i learned about this in math, but school's over, so don't ask me academic questions. hmph.😆
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? That's a contradictory statement, isn't it? 😲 I never noticed... I dunno, I guess it's just another way of saying "I GOT NO SLEEP BUT I'M GONNA LIE AND LET YOU THINK THAT I DID."
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They' re both dogs. Well Goofy is cooler, so he deserves to walk with two of his legs. 😃
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? Do you need me to answer that? 😳😆
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Yup!
^^ did you actually sing both songs for that answer? ...shush. 🤣
Which do you think weighs more? A pound of bricks or a pound of feathers? Both, because they're a pound. I KNOW THIS! MWAHAHAHA
Which month(s) has/have twenty-eight days? FEBRUARY!
How many birthdays do you think an average man has? I dunno😲 80?
Take two apples from three..how many do you have? I DONT KNOW. 😳😳😳 I
suck at math. 🤣 🤣
That's it..I can't think of anymore riddle questions. 😆 I'll come back with more normal ones later. (:
Oh no you won't.😡