Ariya Anchaha Anjaana Rishta - Page 39

Sameer: chalo ab agle case par move on karte hai

Ayesha: agla case?...

Sameer: ha

Liza(worried): abhi?

Sameer: ha Liza abhi isi waqt

Shree: par sir ab toh ghar jaane ka time ho gaya

Sameer: toh? Ek din late jaoge toh kya ho jaayega?

Riya: kaunsa case sir

Sameer: chal koi toh sahi sawaal kar raha hai...case ek bichari ladki ka hai

Sakshi: kaun?

Sameer: ek ladka hai dimag se thoda hila hua hai aur ladki bichari uske saath fas gayi hai

Ayesha: psychopath?

Sameer: are nahi psychopath nahi lekin na Ladki ko bimari ho gayi hai

Shree: bimari?

Sameer: ha prem rog aur uske chakkar mein woh fas gayi ladke ke saath

Chotu: sir case kya hai kuch samaj mein nahi aaya

Sameer: woh ladka ek number ka bevkuf aur hitler hai, hume ladki ko bachana hai

Riya(confused): sir aap kya keh rahe hai? psychopath nahi hai, lekin fir bhi ladki ko khatra hai?

Sameer: ha Riya kyunki maine kaha na ki woh ladka bevkuf aur hitler hai isliye

Shree: lekin sir, usme hum kya kar sakte hai ye toh un dono ka personal maamla haina? (Sameer use glare karta hai, Shree dar jaata hai) are toh?...(baakhi sabko) personal matter hai toh kya hua?...humara farz hai sabki raksha karna, haina Rathore sir? ...ye Chotu bhi na (lightly use kandhe par maar kar) kuch bhi bolta hai...hehe

Ayesha: acha, acha woh sab toh theek hai lekin woh ladka aur ladki hai kaun? Aur exactly story kya hai? hume kya karna hai?

Sameer(excitedly): story yeh hai ki ek pyaari si ladki hai, ek dum khubsurat aur dil ki bahot achi aur jo ladka hai woh...dikhne mein toh theek thaak hai, akal bhi achi hai lekin ek number ka khadus hai. ab hua yun ki dono ek sath ek hi jagah par kaam karte hai aur us bichari bholi si ladki ne use apna dil de diya lekin

Sakshi(curiously): lekin? Lekin kya? Fir kya hua?

Sameer: lekin woh ladka samajta hi nahi hai! bevkuf! Ladki ko chodo use toh ye bhi nahi pata ki woh khud us ladki ko dil de baitha hai

Riya(confused): sir agar woh dono saath nahi hai toh hume ladki ko bachana kyun hai?

Chotu: exactly sir...kuch samaj mein nahi aa raha

Sameer thak kar apne sar haathon mein patakta hai mv "in gadho ko kuch samaj mein kyun nahi aa raha?

Arjun ko us par taras aata hai: are, are Sameer itna dukhi mat ho, (sabki taraf dekhkar) dekho main samjhata hun...woh ladka na itna bada gadha tha...nahi sorry hai...woh abhi bhi waisa hi hai, ok? (sab nod karte hai, Sameer confuse ho raha hai) toh woh ladka itna bada gadha tha ki jab use finally ehsaas ho hi gaya fir bhi usne ladki ko kuch nahi bataya.

Ayesha: kyun?

Arjun: kyunki woh gadha hai Ayesha...ab suno! Fir na uske ghar waalon ne uski shaadi ke liye us par pressure dala lekin woh fir bhi nahi sudhra, isliye na uske best friend ne akal use ki aur...

Sameer: SAAALE!!! RAWTE KE BACHE!!!!!!

Arjun bhagne lagta, Sameer uske peeche!!!

Sameer: RUK KAMINE!!!

Puri team chouk jaati hai aur apni jagah se khadi ho jaati hai. woh log unhe rokne ki koshish karte hai...

Riya: sir?...

Sakshi: Sameer ruko..

Shree: Arjun sir..

Liza: are suniye toh...

lekin dono mein se koi bhi rukta. Dono table ke is taraf - us taraf ho rahe hai

Sameer: RUK! Bhagta kaha hai? khud ki kahaani ko meri kahaani bana raha hai??

Arjun: Are Sam! Maine Kaha Kahaani Change Ki? Sahi Toh Hai...Bichari Ayesha Toh Fas Hi Gayi Hai Tere Saath

Sameer pencil uthakar us par fekta hai lekin Arjun duck karta hai

Sameer: Mere Saath Fasi Hai? ABE HITLER KI AULAAD!!! Tere Chakkar Mein Meri Bichari Riya Kitna Fasi Hai, Sirf Main Jaanta Hun Samjhe Ya Samjhau?

Arjun: ARE CHUP! Koi Fasi Wasi Nahi Hai Woh Aur Woh Meri Riya Hai Samjhe Ya Samjhau? Tu Kya Meri Riya Kar Raha Hai? Woh Sirf Aur Sirf Meri Hai!!!

Arjun pen stand uthakar fekta hai lekin Sameer bhi duck karta hai

Sameer: MY FOOT! Woh Sabse Pehle Meri Student Hai Aur Tu Kya Teri- Teri Kar Raha Hai? I Love You Bhi Bola Hai Use Kabhi? Bada Aaya Meri Riya Bolne Waala!!!

Arjun ruk jaata hai: Are Fatte Hue Dhol Ke Dhakan!! Biwi Hai Riya Meri!!

Riya ke ilawa sab chillate hai: KYAAA????

Arjun(casually): ha!

Riya bhi choukti hai ki Arjun ne aise achanak kyun ye baat saamne rakh di

Liza: Riya aapki... biwi hai?

Arjun: ha!

Shree: matlab ..matlab aap dono ki shaadi ho gayi?

Arjun(lightly annoyed): are kis bhaasha mein bolu? She is my wife, I'm her husband, We Are Married!!! Riya meri biwi hai, main uska pati hun, Humari Shaadi Ho Chuki Hai!!!! ti majhi bayko aahe, mi tyanche pati aahe, Amhi Vivahit Ahot!!! abhi mujhe isse zyaada bhaashaein nahi aati hai, ab samjhe ya samjhau? please daya karo mujh par itne se kaam chala lo!

Sab shock se un dono ke beech glances exchange kar rahe hai, kisi ko samaj mein nahi aa raha, unhe toh lag raha tha ki undono ke beech kuch hai lekin shaadi bhi ho chuki hai? is baat ko digest karna mushkil ho raha tha.

Sameer believe nahi karta hai: kuch bhi ha Arjun kuch bhi...faaltu ki story mat bana tujhe kya lagta hai tu teen bhaasha mein bolega, apna samjhe ya samjhau beech mein ghusa dega toh kya hum teri baat maan lenge?

Arjun: are baba main sach keh raha hun

Sameer: main nahi maanta

Arjun: toh jaa jaakar dekhle Meri Riya ki maang mein Mere naam ka sindoor hai ya nahi

Sameer uska confidence dekhkar suspicious hota hai: Riya? Ye Arjun kya keh raha hai?

Riya nazre jhukati hai: woh sir...Arjun sir... Arjun sir sahi keh rahe hai.

Woh ek haath se apne baalon ko thoda shift karti hai, sabko uski maang mein halka sa sindoor nazar aata hai. Arjun victoriously smile karta hai

Arjun: ab bol Sam! Kahaani kiski hai?

Sameer bhadakta hai: ARE CHUP! SHAADI KAB KI TUM DONO NE?

Shree: aur hume bataya bhi nahi?

Sameer: Aur Nahi Toh Kya?

Arjun: hum...

Sameer: aur tu toh chod! tujhse toh baat karna hi bekar hai (Arjun look deta hai par Sameer ignore karta hai) lekin Riya tum? Tum bhi?

Riya guilty feel karti hai: sorry sir! Hum bataane hi waale the lekin...

Sameer: nahi, nahi Riya woh sab tum chodo, tum mujhe ye batao ki isne tumhe shaadi ke liye kaha aur tum maan gayi?

Riya confuse hoti hai

Arjun: oye? Maan gayi ka kya matlab hai??

Sameer: tu chup reh! Main usse baat kar raha huna? (Riya par focus shift karke) ha Riya bolo

Riya: umm...ha sir

Sameer: kyun?

Arjun: Sameer!!!!

Sameer use ignore karta hai: are mera matlab ki itni aasani se kyun maan gayi? Isne tumhe kitna pareshaan kiya, tumhe bhi thoda karna chahiye na

Arjun use glare karta hai

Riya: sir, ab jo ho gaya so ho gaya, kyun... khamakha cheezon ko stretch karna?

Sameer: hmm...waise...

Ayesha(angrily): Sameer aap kya kabse time pass kar rahe hai? hume woh sab nahi jaanna agar hume kuch jaanna hai toh yeh ki inki shaadi kab aur kaise hui aur inhone hume ba...

Chotu(sadly): invite kyun nahi kiya?

Shree(weirdly): dono baatein ek hi hui na Chotu?

Chotu: nahi invitation nahi diya toh hum daavat mein nahi kha sakte na

Liza(shocked): tumhari best friend ki bin bataye shaadi ho gayi aur tumhe daavat nahi mili is baat ka dukh hai??

Shree: lizard! Jaane de, roz ka hai

Ayesha: chup ho jao sab ke sab!!! (Arjun ko dekhkar) aap kyun kabse chup hai boliye toh!

Arjun: tum log aapas mein hi itni baatein kar rahe ho?

Sameer: acha theek hai ab bol!

Arjun: kal hi humne shaadi ki, ghar ke paas waale mandir mein. Main izhaar karna chahta tha lekin sahi waqt ka intezaar kar raha tha, lekin jab Riya ko maut ke muh mein dekha toh khud ko rok nahi paaya. ekto waise bhi zindgi bahot choti hoti hai, upar se humari jobs bhi aisi hai kab kya ho jaaye kise pata? Mujhse raha nahi gaya aur main Riya ko mandir le gaya aur wahi ka wahi usse shaadi kar li

Sameer disbelief mein sar hilata hai mv "ye namuna ka namuna hi rahega

Shree: kya sir? Aisa thodi hota hai? mujhe Ri ki shaadi ki sangeet mein naachna tha ab main kab nachunga?

Chotu: aur mujhe khaana tha

Arjun: oho! Itni si baat ke liye kyun itni tension le rahe ho? Chotu! Sunday ko meri taraf se treat aur Shree tum...tum ghar par naach lena hum dekh lenge kyun?

Sab uski ha mein ha milate hai

Shree/Chotu khush ho jaate hai: Thank You Sir!!!

Arjun: ab sabki shikayat dur ho gayi?

Sameer: main baakhi hun, mujhe teri baarat mein naachna hai

Arjun: are you sure? (Sameer questioning look deta hai) nahi...mera matlab tu pakka mera baarati banega ya fir Riya ki side par jaayega?

Sameer: ya mujhe bhi doubt hai (Arjun ko hug karke) lekin main bahot khush hun yaar!!

Arjun bhi smile karta hai: main bhi

Shree: sir sirf aap dono nahi hum bhi bahot khush hai...kyun Chotu?

Dono glance exchange karke Riya ko choukate hue kandhe par utathe hai

Riya ki choti cheekh nikalti hai: aah!

Shree/Chotu: Congratulations!!!!

Riya(balance karte hue): are bas- bas neeche utaro

Sab haste hai, Shree Chotu use utarte hai aur isse pehle ki woh sambhal paaye use tightly hug karte hai.

Liza: hum bhi!

Sakshi: maine kaunsa paap kiya hai?

Riya: mana kisne kiya?

Woh un dono ke saath saath Ayesha ko bhi kheencthi hai. saare ke saare haste hue group hug lete hai. Sameer aur Arjun side par khade smile karte hue sabko dekh rahe hai

Sameer: acha chalo ab sab set ho gaya na ab hume ek acha sa Muhurat dhundhna hai

Sab confuse hote hai

Sameer: are aisa kya dekh rahe hai ho tum log? Shree Chotu Arjun treat denge lekin asli waali shaadi mein bhi enjoy karna hai ya nahi

Arjun: tujhe kya humari shaadi nakli lagti hai?

Sameer: oho tum dono ne chupkar shaadi ki na ab tum humare saamne karoge

Riya(complaining): Sabko Saamne Karne Ki Kyun Zaroorat Padti Hai?

Ab sab use dekhne lagte hai. Arjun use look deta hai, Riya ko apni galti ka ehsaas hota hai

Riya: mera...mera matlab firse kyun?

Liza: are nahi Rathore sir sahi keh rahe hai, hume shaadi dekhni hai aap log firse shaadi kijiye

Arjun: magar...

Sameer: agar-magar kuch nahi tum log firse shaadi karoge, humare saamne karoge bas!!!! Kyun bhaiyon?(ladkiyon ko dekhkar) Aur behno? (Ayesha ka glare dekh kar)aur Ayesha?

Sab haste hue uski ha mein ha milate hai aur excitedly shaadi ki planning mein jut jaate hai

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