Originally posted by: sperbike
Yaar, why is he afraid of himself?????// Aisa kya khatarnaak ho sakta hai........sochne waali baat hai.. he is saying animal within me....dar lag raha hai 😆 😆 (teena ji,if he is saying ke there is an animal within me ...to kahiin uus mein warewolf to nahiin 😉...OMG! he has long hair and a warewolf jaisi beard also 😆 ...oh no ,what if he is vampire-cum-warewolf ,yani two-in-one 😆😆 Ufff !! mujhe toh darr lag raha hai 😉😆)
He must have paid income tax also on those 25-50 lacs..., see he says he never breaks law...., btw why are you counting his money.... 😉 😆 😆 (i'm counting his money,to find out whether he will he be able to take care of all his wives or not 😆...What did u think, hoon? 😉...ke mein uske ghar chori karne aa rahi hoon😭...btw main uske ghar se kya chori karti,uska virus infected mobile, jala howa sony tv,mota sa fridge, falto funiture ya mini microwave .Waise mein ye heavy objects apne nazuk shoulders par utha kar kaise le jati,Haan agar laptop hota to woh uda layti 😉,par woh mujh se pehle hi koi badmaash kisam ka chor, chura kar lay gaya🤢...Ye chor log bhi na😡,apne bhai bandoon ka bilkul khayal hi nahiin karte 😭... arrey bhai kuch hamare liye bhi chortay, takay hum unke ghar se khali haath to na aatay 😡😆😆...waise uska naya dvd recorder to chori ho sakta hai ,hai na 😉 😆)
Is he kanjoos, debatable issue.......next topic of discussion... 😆 😆 😆 (off course he is kanjoos😉...agar kanjoos makhi chooos na hota ,to kya faqiiroon wali ,phati purani jeans pehanta ?🤢hoon? 😆😆)
You always make me think negative, I was thinking some other closest friend, yaar koi aur bhi to ho sakta hai.......you always think about poor Narayni... 😆 (poor kyun?..i've started liking her😃 ...ab usse poor nahin ,khush-kismat kaho,khush-kismat😆😆)
Is he dangerous because he is nocturnal........ 😆
Don't call him vampire. Phir saare tere piche pai jaange. ( iss vaari meri piche pai ke te vekhan ?😉...ab ki baar mein mr Vampirav Chopra ko unke peeche laga doon gi 😆 😆 ,hai na Mr Vampirav Chopra 😉)
Mujhe to yeh kuch kaala nahin, poori daal hi maa ki kaali daal lagti hai, 😆 spicy, hot, yummy, exotic kaali daal...... 😆 (achcha te tussi chak ve lai 😳...tauba tauba😳...hum to aisi cheezein nahiin khate😳😆...apko hi mubarak ho 😉 😆😆)