Thinking of moving to Karol Bagh?

DON'T!!! Families there are beset with problems you would not believe!!

It wasn't enough that Neetu married herself off to a (potential) mentally challenged Omi who follows her like a puppy. Oh no! But haha! The trick's on us!!! He's actually smart enough to understand (after being told a second time mind you) that she is pregnant, that the baby is not his (hunh?!!!), and that the Sethis undoubtedly knew of this all along and were hoodwinking the sacred and pure Dagars!

Then we have Abhi, who while a graduate of a prestigious business school and purportedly in high demand, must scour the employment ads in the newspaper where he can only find ones looking for the unalphabet! Of course, Poppa S. does not know any of this (Simi must have a cell phone by now and can always speak to her father at his shop - but that would be too smart a thing to show). See, if he can put in a good word for his ne'er-do-well son with his buddy at 'Khurana Industries', surely he could do the same for Abhi. But, Hallelujah! At least Simi is back in the swing of things (even packing a lunch for Abhi ... which is not such a good idea 'cause Parathas don't stand up too well in tiffin boxes - they end up like wet rags) ...

At least they have Abhi out of those hideous T-shirts and into a long-sleeved shirt with a color that actually looks good on him ... but does he have to wear shoes the same color as his shirt?!! Sunshiners - you running low on cash? But ... since his dress sense is improved, he's been turned into a mute (only one good thing at a time)!!! Could not bring himself to defend his wife who is being harangued by a hornet of a sister ... nor can he say much to a dazed Omi (evidently someone he has known for years!!! hunh?!!!) ... did you notice that rather than comforting Omi, the 2 are nowhere in sight!! Good thing they walk back at some point only to do a whole lot more silent staring!!!

Oh ... I now understand why Simi was 'working' in the Dhaba courtyard with that 'floor-lamp' ... in their lodgings, they only have one of those kerosene 'laaltens' hanging on the wall!

So, I think it's time for me to take a break. Look out for my posts when KB takes a turn for the better - which, if my predictive abilities are still up to snuff, ain't happenin' any time soon! 😕

Thankyou for your post i had bad day at work but after reading your post i cant stop laughing everything you wrote agree 100%

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

<font color="#cc3399">DON'T!!! Families there are beset with problems you would not believe!! </font>

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<font color="#cc3399">It wasn't enough that Neetu married herself off to a (potential) mentally challenged Omi who follows her like a puppy. Oh no! But haha! The trick's on us!!! He's actually smart enough to understand (after being told a second time mind you) that she is pregnant, that the baby is not his (hunh?!!!), and that the Sethis undoubtedly knew of this all along and were hoodwinking the sacred and pure Dagars!</font>

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<font color="#cc3399">Then we have Abhi, who while a graduate of a prestigious business school and purportedly in high demand, must scour the employment ads in the newspaperwhere hecan only find ones looking for the unalphabet! Of course, Poppa S. does not know any of this (Simi must have a cell phone by now and can always speak to her father at his shop - but that would be too smart a thing to show). See, if he can put in a good word for his ne'er-do-well son with his buddy at 'Khurana Industries', surely he could do the same for Abhi. But, Hallelujah! At least Simi is back in the swing of things (even packing a lunch for Abhi... which is not such a good idea 'cause Parathas don't stand up too well in tiffin boxes - they end up like wet rags) ...</font>

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<font color="#cc3399">At leasttheyhave Abhi out of those hideous T-shirts and into a long-sleeved shirt with a color that actually looks good on him ... but does he have to wear shoes the same color has his shirt?!! Sunshiners - you running low on cash? But ... since his dress sense is improved, he's been turned into a mute (only one good thing at a time)!!! Could not bring himself to defend his wife who is being harangued by a hornet of a sister... nor can he say much to a dazed Omi (evidently someone he has known for years!!! hunh?!!!)... did you notice that rather than comforting Omi, the 2 are nowhere in sight!! Good thing they walk back at some point only to do a whole lot more silent staring!!!</font>

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<font color="#cc3399">Oh... I now understand why Simi was 'working' in the Dhaba courtyard with that 'floor-lamp'... in their lodgings, they only have one of those kerosene 'laaltens' hanging on the wall!</font>

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<font color="#cc3399">So, I think it's time for me to take a break. Look out for my posts when KB takes a turn for the better - which, if my predictive abilities are still up to snuff, ain't happenin' any time soon! 😕</font>

hilarious as always!!! dont know why abhi was looking through the newspapers.for job ads..cant he just go and meet some recruiter? surely recruiters would not mind having a person with Abhi's qualifications as their client...he could get a job anywhere!!!!

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

i cant stop laughing

I'm seriously glad that I could perk up your day ... any day at work is by definition, a bad day ... which is why I should be glad that I am out of work! 😃

i knew there ha to be a reason for my permanent state of (paid) joblessness......... im addicted to good days 😃

But getting back to KB ... I tell ya!! If I have to see Simi bawl one more time, I will pull out that last strand of hair on my head!!! Has anyone ever seen a grown woman of 30 bawl as frequently as she does?!! Sunshiners: the next time she needs to shed tears (oh, I know ... it will happen next week), send her to do that in the bathroom ... just like the rest of womankind!! 😒

y cant she just sniffle and cry, why bawl out like that??

cant he just go and meet some recruiter?

Gee ... I've asked that question any number of times in my past posts ... but I guess they did not teach them that at business school ... you know, he had no trouble sweet-talking the 'uncle' at the shop when the cell phone needed to be charged (said he had all kinds of tricks up his sleeve courtesy of business school) ... maybe that's when his brains got discharged!! So, now he's incapable of doing the right thing ... Hey! Maybe that's why he's such good friends with Omi all of a sudden!!

as far as i know, biz school grads usually get jobs while still at school...... provided they are good that is. so was abhi that bad a student that no1 offered him a job??
considering that he 'learnt' how to con ppl at biz school............ hmmmmmm 😕 ....... time was when such a skill as conning an 'uncle' in that way was a skill u had when you were 'street smart'

simi has resumed her job back at the college??

Well ... how else are they going to make both ends meet?!! Good thing Abhi took that 'crash course' in the art of making tandoori roti ... so now he can moonlight downstairs at the 'Papaji da Dhaba' and bring in a few extra bucks ... while his 'vautti' (that's Punjabi for 'wife') is frying up Parathas (to be put into the tiffin box then into the thaila which will go over his shoulder!!) for his 'crash coursing' of the Delhi pavements the next day ... I think I really want to meet the moron(s) who write the script!! 😔

be careful what u wish for dipa ........... imagine what wud happen if u actually met morons....... scriptwriters or not

One last thing Sunshiners ... how much longer are you going to have that pea-brain Anita wearing that bloody chooda (that's the red and white choodis on her wrists)?!! No self-respecting Punjabi woman would want to make such a spectacle of herself ... get them off of her!!!!

Where there's misery, there's company laughing at it.

Yup Anita ... I'll hang in there ... by the skin of my teeth mind you (I know that's mangled) ... if it weren't for all the opportunity at lampooning, KB would be about as much fun as a hangnail!!