WILL THE REAL SIMRAN SETHI PLEASE.....STAND UP!!!

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Fine ... my friend ... a course correction ...

Of the threat of iron rods, I have no dread,

Careful, careful of how and where you tread,

Moo moo, bhains bhains, back into your barns,

Neither brave Abhi nor I care much for your yarns,

Be reconciled we're a twosome, much to your chagrin,

To my bewitching self he's drawn as readily as Satan to sin!

Hah! Take that and slurp it! Sllluuuurrrrrrppppp! 😃

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Posted: 15 years ago

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so what if it sucked...... try writing a masterpiece with 4 +1 kids fighting around u.......... all at the same time :D

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arz kiya hai..
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Satan to sin...kya kiya hai compare..
delusion ne kitna kiya hai judgement ko impair...
lagao..lagao..imaginary twosome ke bleat..
iss pyaar ke legs ke end mein hain club-feet..
karo zara surgery..lagao koi splint..
dimagi jaanch ki zaroorat hai...didja GET the HINT!!!!
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as i battle my sunday evening blues...what better way to get rid of this angst by chittering about KB..

i wonder if Pater Sethi will manage to convince the deluded Mater as to the reality of her... doodh's faults..(it's as if the daughters were raised on powdered milk..)..the greatest of which is the fact that he has gifted his..admittedly..more white than grey cortical cells to his wife...and that there are more sub-plots brewing here ..in a manner that would make manmohan desai weep tears of joy!!

high on sighs!!!....sigh!! abbe yaar..itne deep exhalations khud ke O2 sats aur planet ke carbon footprint ke liye achhe nahin hain .... 😍 ..he is so seriously cute...agar thode se dhang ke kapde..or better still....🤪 (ok..public forum censorships..)...hmmmmmmmm !!!!

now what will happens when dancing dolly daadi returns to do the roka for the non- rishta with Suitpants..Materinblinkers has threatened un et al with divine vows..(wonder if maatarani ever gets miffed by these repeated hotheaded kasams taken in her name..)

i have now come to the point of asking...will nitu..ever run..with the egghead filch of hers??

time ..REALLY..moves differently in serial..land..it is another planet altogether..it is 3 earth saturdays to one saturday of theirs...highly erratic calculations were made and absolutely empirical..and dare i say it..nonsensical(i do shiver here ..my knees go knock..at the thought of mesdame fog on infinite loop😎) results were arrived at..based upon the time it took for the moonshiners to get to the saturday dinner..sabbath being observed and all that..

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i wonder if Pater Sethi will manage to convince the deluded Mater as to the reality of her... doodh's faults..(it's as if the daughters were raised on powdered milk..)..

Hey ... there may be something to this ... he got some strange antibodies in her milk that made him impervious to pangs of conscience ...

my knees go knock..at the thought of mesdame fog on infinite loop

And now Mme 'Fog on Infinite Loop' feels compelled to let 'er rrrip ...

the greatest of which is the fact that he has gifted his..admittedly..more white than grey cortical cells to his wife

Corrrrreccccshuunn: 'white cells' are that because of sheets of myelin - absolutely essential for the proper functioning of the brain (it's the equivalent of insulation that minimizes signal interference between colocated axons) ... this is one reason why teens are completely incapable of rational thought because it appears that myelination does not complete until people are in their 20s (exceptions always allowed, hence MY Abhi) ...

now what will happens when dancing dolly daadi returns to do the roka for the non- rishta with Suitpants

Maybe she'll have that long awaited cardiac arrest and go for a rendezvous with St. Peter at the pearly white gates of wherever ... I'm just afraid that Abhi is going to get canned from Dagar Enterprises (which reminds me - he was fairly off-base by stating that thanks to Miss Simi Sethi he would be signing papers behind the desk in a small 'cabin' of a big building ... didn't Nakul ... eh ... Mr. Dagar expect him to run the entire 'Delhi Office'?) ... hmmm ... what happens to the prospect of A&S setting up home sans Mommas and Poppas without job, without flat?

he is so seriously cute

Agreed ... BIG TIME!!! And we gets to see him on the 'big screen' tonight!!! None of the poor picture quality and scrolling text and all that other rubbish ... Yaaaay!!

Say ... BTW ... of course I had to go feast my eyes one more time on the silence worth a 1000 words - the Lohdi scene ... I really dig the background 'toon' and the raspy voice of that medley ... anyone know what that is?!

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this is one reason why teens are completely incapable of rational thought because it appears that myelination does not complete until people are in their 20s (exceptions always allowed, hence MY Abhi) ...

along with explaining everything connected to the dense fog on infinite loop, does this also explain why u insist that MY Abhi is urs??
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now what will happens when dancing dolly daadi returns to do the roka for the non- rishta with Suitpants

Maybe she'll have that long awaited cardiac arrest and go for a rendezvous with St. Peter at the pearly white gates of wherever ... I'm just afraid that Abhi is going to get canned from Dagar Enterprises (which reminds me - he was fairly off-base by stating that thanks to Miss Simi Sethi he would be signing papers behind the desk in a small 'cabin' of a big building ... didn't Nakul ... eh ... Mr. Dagar expect him to run the entire 'Delhi Office'?) ... hmmm ... what happens to the prospect of A&S setting up home sans Mommas and Poppas without job, without flat?
mebbe suitpants will actually come thru and help Abhi. There has to be a reason for his entry into the show nai??
btw aint we all forgetting that devil-ess sans prada has to get her comeuppance vis a vis the lohdi fiasco.

he is so seriously cute

Agreed ... BIG TIME!!! And we gets to see him on the 'big screen' tonight!!! None of the poor picture quality and scrolling text and all that other rubbish ... Yaaaay!!

Say ... BTW ... of course I had to go feast my eyes one more time on the silence worth a 1000 words - the Lohdi scene ... I really dig the background 'toon' and the raspy voice of that medley ... anyone know what that is?!

is me too is agree no 😆
I is got a date tonite with big screen, few episodes of KB and a dabba full of jalebi

blisssss!

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along with explaining everything connected to the dense fog on infinite loop, does this also explain why u insist that MY Abhi is urs??

Uh .... no dear .... he's MINE, MINE, MINE gdammit!! Go stuff your face with some jalebis ... the fact that you cannot get this thru your dense cranium is 'cause you're not fully myelinated yet!! 😡 He ain't yours EVEN in yer dreams!!!

You best lay off or I'm going to have to start my whining: 'Mommy! Mommy! Yasu mere Abhi ko nahin chod rahi hai ... Yasu ko tala laga sukti ho ... pehle andheri kothri mein phaink ke ... daadi dagar ke sath ... her gleaming white teeth will provide all the illumination you need?!' 😭

There has to be a reason for his entry into the show nai??

Nah! That was for the express purpose of driving me bananas! Like I really needed to cut my teeth on Indian serials!

is me too is agree no

Kya?!! This just lends credence to my assertion that your brain is vastly unmyelinated ... or you're equally vastly OD'ing on the sugary jalebis ... I was inquiring after the song!!! I'm sure your answer is correct ... it's just not to the question I asked 😕

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god woman learn to google......... the song is from the new SRK movie "My Name is Khan" (oooooooo wow! so is mine ❤️) sung by richa sharma, rahat fateh ali khan and shankar........ heres the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIDowpQoDKk

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god woman learn to google

I did dumdum! Besides, the chance that I would watch a SRK movie is zip, zilch, zero (which is what he is as an actor) ...

But, I see, you're finally recognizing my 'puissance' ... I am God woman!!! Now, that can be read 2 ways: 'I am a God woman (as in a godess)' or 'I am God ... woman (the latter being you)!!' ...

Either way you're looking at someone omnipotent and omniscient ... omnibenevolent on the other hand ... you have to earn that ... and the fastest way for me to bestow that upon you bhains ... is for you to get your cotton pickin' hands off MAH Abhi, or it's yur hands that'll be handing me yer head on a platter ... savyy?!!! 😡

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Originally posted by: SValeCalGal
god woman learn to google

I did dumdum! Besides, the chance that I would watch a SRK movie is zip, zilch, zero (which is what he is as an actor) ...

thats the problem.......... u aint got no taste

But, I see, you're finally recognizing my 'puissance' ... I am God woman!!! Now, that can be read 2 ways: 'I am a God woman (as in a godess)' or 'I am God ... woman (the latter being you)!!' ...

hey matarani phir se hogayee shuroo........... kitni time boli ki dont use what u deal ... woman (that being u)

Either way you're looking at someone omnipotent and omniscient ... omnibenevolent on the other hand ... you have to earn that ... and the fastest way for me to bestow that upon you bhains ... is for you to get your cotton pickin' hands off MAH Abhi, or it's yur hands that'll be handing me yer head on a platter ... savyy?!!! 😡

😆 😆
u do know that there are pills u can pop to cure u of such delusions dont u??

rani......... aaj i got the bunker buster 🤣

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