1.Soon after my birthday celebration going kaput*thanks to Mustafa gas in the air*, I wanted genuinely wanted to thank Kerim. But he wanted to kiss me.!!
I refused cuz...he had bad breathe from that garlic bread in garlic sauce.*Kloromint -dobara mat poochna*
2.After the first mis-trial, I was thinking of my good old day at the beach n crying. And there he comes...seeing tears to kiss me??
I was hurt cuz...that unshaven face was pricking my soft cheeks*Gulliette Musti3...the best my man can get*
3.Ok..I got used to few air tight hugs post Kerim's jail se rehai..but post that (letter) post from my sasu ma...banda thought I am eveready to kiss.
I pushed back cuz ...his mouth was too dry.after guzzling that cheap raki.*Kahlua with Gullie Goose vodka is my drink*
4.And then in that jungle lodge, Kerim first recite some cheesy lines of poetry, and when I re-read to understand, he pulls up to kiss me!!!!
I stopped cuz...his lips were chapped & rough*Krack cream-Kyun ki hoton se aapki pehchan*
5.Oh then on Valentine's day...agree that I had a great time with ladoos ...and at that verandah he tried to touch my lips.
I kinda backed out cuz...when he bent down, the strong smell of his after shave was too strong. I chocked!!*Kold spice-not mark of my man*
And last night...after all attempts ...I did
Bad breathe check
Baby's bottom shave check
Bheege hoton check
Aftershave check
And waited for my Mustafa to accept Vural's 'Murder' to sing this song...
Bheege hont tere, konfused dil hai mera
Lage abr sa , ha mujhe baal tera
Musti barsa ya, muj par ghataye
Tu hi mera pyaas, tu hi mera pyaar...
Wo..o..oh...hoo
To be continued...
Ideation Credit : Gayu /@ngayou
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