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Manal Ali

@.YixingsManal.

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+ 8

Posted: 15 years ago

#11

@Gunjan : 🤣 @ Aabray : No 😔 Send it Again Cuz i didnt get any frm ur side

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sabihaa.

@sabihaa.

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 15 years ago

#12

LOL. Definitely lovin' this.
I have a joke (but mind you, my Hindi sucks lemons):

So there was this Indian guy who married a gori, and they both moved in with his mother. The gori stayed home each day with her sasumaa, while her husband went to work. As per usual, the husband went to work, and so the gori decided to give herself a manicure. The sasumaa saw this, and said to herself: "Dekho ye haramzadi ke.. bas sara din yahan rehti hai, kuch kaam bhi nahi hoti."
Now the gori didn't really understand Hindi, so when her hubby came home, she asked: "Darling, sasumaa ne kahaa ke main haramzadi hoon.. iske maane kya hota hai?" The hubby gets worried, and replies: "Darling, uske maane hota hai ke tum bahut moti hai."

The following week, the gori was getting ready to go out to lunch with her friends, and her sasumaa saw, and said to herself: "Dekho ye suwar ki bachi ko.. bas idhar udhar phirti rehti hai!" Again, the gori didn't understand, so when she got home, she asked her hubby: "Darling, sasumaa ne kahaa ke main ek suwar ki bachi hoon.. iske maane kya hota hai?" The hubby replies: "Darling, uske maane hota hai ke tum bahut patli, patli ho gaye hai."

A month or so later, the sasuma gets admitted to hospital, and her children go to visit. The gori looks at her, and remarks: "Sasumaa, pehle tum ek haramzadi thi, ab tum suwar ki bachi ho gaye!"

Much love. :)

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Roma

@romiebee2002

Stunner

Posted: 15 years ago

#13

Originally posted by: utfracks
Rakhi ke baare mein socho, hasi apne aap aa jaayegi🤣

Rachna good one!

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Farzana Kabir (Urmee)

@urmee

Inactive

Posted: 15 years ago

#14

Originally posted by: Aabrayy

okhe found sth........(dnt knw if it'll mak u laugh or not)

Rakhi pichle janam mein bohot acchi dance karti thi........aur bhi sirf ek hi gaan e par
wid Abhishek the song is "mein naagin tu sapera"

rakhi pichle janam mein nagin thi.iss janam mein bhi jaha jate hain apni jaher se sab ka mann bhar deta hain.
rakhi se bachke rehna.she is full no poison. 😆 hey,imagine human rakhi with a tongue of snake.hahahahahahaha🤣

Edited by urmee - 15 years ago

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maryam

@rosse12

Navigator

Posted: 15 years ago

#15

SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?

FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.

SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..

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Farzana Kabir (Urmee)

@urmee

Inactive

Posted: 15 years ago

#16

there are three greatest fool in the world.

one used to eat rice with a straw.

one went to visit the moon with a paracute.

and one is reading this post. 🤣 🤣 🤣

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shruti

@-Nymphadora-

Stunner

+ 5

Posted: 15 years ago

#17

@rachna....ya rakhi and her english is instant laughter dose....
@the topic maker...good post....ill make my additions to the post too...i make comic strips...lets see the latest bakra i get LOL!

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357496

Suspended

Posted: 15 years ago

#18

Pappu TT se: Ludhiana Express kitne baje ayegi?
TT: 9:30 baje
PaPPu: Malgaadi?
TT:11:30 baje
Pappu: Local?
TT: 12 baje par jana kaha hai
Pappu: patri par potty karne

Edited by CutiePiee4 - 15 years ago