Chatai Lo Hormoneswa Ki Chatni

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Forum Waasiyo Hum Dobara sey Haajir hain apna Paglol panti ka pitara le k.😆
Hum pehle se hi Kahat Rahy thy Ke Chaurasya Babua k horomeswa Ka kono bharosa naahi.Ab to Lagat h previouswa Days ka Ghussaya Hua Babua Takli ki Apmaan ki waja se naahi balk Sasura Hormoneswa K Sahih paryog na hone pe Tha😉😃😳
Durga Dose Telemarketing Ka zamana gaya.
PESH HAI TUHAAR SABHI KONO KAM K NAI FORUM WAASIYO KE LIYE JABARDAST EEESPECIAL "KARTIKWA SAMBHOG SPECIAL VITAMIN CHATNI".AGAR KONO PATI KA APNI PATNI PE PREM NA AWAT H TOH CHICHORA GARH SE EXPORT KIYA HUA EE CHATNI KA PRAOG KIJIYE ...
Durga is Right.Aisan chatni peesi haai survi Ke Babua ka Chatni k ilawa kucho khane ka jee hi nai karat h.
Survi was acting like Kartikwa ki Sambhog betaabi Se She is irritated like hell but i know Meesni Auratwa,must be jumping from joy inside that HBO Owner Kartik Barwe is totally Crazy and nuts for her.
Ok So episode started with Kartik Giving What the F expressions to Survi Taai Milaap ceemony.the moment Survi uttera Sorry Kartik starts daydreaming of Jumping On Palangwa with His fav Dish😆...Itne Karey Sanyaas ke bad he is like Ultimate KING OF swag caus He just got out of Dry Spell😳😛..i imagined A xigeratte And glasses flying onto his face with caption THUG LIFE...😃.He must be dancing on JAB LAGAWE TUH LIPSTICK,HILEY HAI SARA DISTRICT,KAMARIYA LOLLIPOP LAGE LO..😆
😆😆 frm inside..
haha As i Imagined,Survi aka durga went toally berserk over Taai to control His riding high on hormones ChambukRam..
Eku aur naam aya khopariya maa KANKHAJOORA😆😆
Bindu Ki to main.😡.Shaljam kHaeen ki.Khud Ne sara maja Maar liya jeju k sath aur Pati Patni ko eku dumdaar chummi bhi nai karne di.Agayi matakti hui😡.Narkh mn Jalegi Bhoosi Tukra Kaheen ki.Agar Athaara sy uper ka philam dekhna hai to Computerwa le ja k dekhoo na Mouse ke moun wali😡.Idhr kaahe Matak Rahi ho.
Kartik se zada Ghussaya to main Rahi hoo😃.Kaa karen KarVi k dekh k hamaar hormoneswa bhi Uchal Gawat😃..
Uff han to kaha thi...sorry...Kartik is sooo Love sick that He is eating dinner with holding her one hand The entire time...Bhayya Kartikwa Eehan Table pe na Shuru Hojana..Baqi sab Chalega..
Durga hamaar pas ee Survi k khoon Ka pyaasa Macharwa ko Door rakhne ka eku opaaye h.Machar Maar Spray Charak k jaa oo k pas.Dekhte h Aisan bhi kaa betAbi ke chumma khatir Machar maar spray ka Taste bardasht karat k nai😆
Behosh hone ka natak bhi to nai Karsakti.What if Kartikwa Behosi mn hi Ek Aadh Chumma Kharka dewat😆.Kartaya ko behosh karna Hani karak ho sakat h Qk phir Agli Raat HBO owner double charging k sath Samrprit hngy😆...
Kartik Says SURVI MERE LIYE SB SE ZADA KOI MAANI RAKHTA HA TO WO TUM HO..Abhi pehle keh raha tha k TAAI SE ZADA DUNYA MN MERE LIYE KOI MAANI NAI RAKHTA😲😲.
Poltical Statement changing.Haha.Kamra mn Akele maa Taai jae Bhaar maa.Kartik ko to Prem Zameen Jo Kucho dino sy Sookhi parat h.oo pe Paani Dalna hai Bus bhaya😆.Abhi agar Taai Ak bolti naa k Kartaya yeh Survi Ne yehich Kiya ya woich kia.To Kartik had been like WHATEVER OLD BALD WOMAN,DONT DISTURB ME,SURVI CAN NEVER BE WRONG.EVEN If SHE IS THEN ATLEAST LET ME SOOTHE MY CRAVINGS FIRST😆😳...
Aisa Lag Raha hai Survi honey hai Aur Kartik Honey bee.Bas chale to Oo ka sar pe hi mandlaata rahey.sahi pehchAni Durga.😆...
Haha Durga Aa k Takli K sath so gai.Whats wrong with u Woman.
Idhar eeku Karwat le Ke Ghalti Sy Raat ko Aankh khuli gawat aur Bhayanak Takla dekh lawat nend mn aur heart Phail Hu jata toh Fevicol Ram Aka Kartik kankhajoora To Bhari Jawani mn Vidhwa hui jawat na.
Durga 40 takey ke liye bhi Hadsomewa k pas nai jaati Aur Udhar Kartik Ko agar chance mile to wo 40 taka De k SURVI ki eku pappi le le.😆
Kaisaaa Khel hai Jeewan kaaa...Sab Moo Maya hai😆
Haha I so loved it When Kartik Said that SURVI JITNA CHAHE BHAG LO.DEKHTA HOO KAB TAK DOOR REH PAOGI.Survi Taai Jail na jaye tu Zarur chali jaaa thre din is HBO Owner sy door rehne ko.wrna yeh Teri boti boti noch khayegaa😃
haha We have made Kartik sound like a Animal Wandering in Forest ot catch its prey.Hahhaa.
Also i Went Awww On his expressions when He said to her that PAANI TO TUMHARE HATH MN HI HAII...He was Like On verge of Picking her up on his shoudler And Throw her on Bed😳😆.Magar yahan bhi Durga hai.Agr Kartik aisa Karta to pechy sy Kamriya mn Eku injection thoke deti Zeher ka😆...
When survi Leaved to Open bindu's room door then His expressions were like DEKHTE HAIN KITNI NAUTANKI KARTI HOOO MERI ITEM😉
...Oho Aha Survi Deliberately Slept with Taai so Kartik would come down Finding her and She would make an excuse to step in Bindu room and reveal her Kaand with Pyaare.
Vese this is a trivial thng bt did u guys noticed How in todays episode it was focused That Hema Was Upset regarding her Insult...I guess this is An imortant lead.And now tomorrow Bindu and Pyaare are gonna get bashed by Kartik and Taai also.so Hema Bindu Pyaars ,Taai's Good for nothing Trio is Now Gonna act against Taai and i think this will be the way kartik would get to Know taai truth...
Also i am sure now It will be revealed to viewers that Durga is Survi on Monday.
Ending on a lighter note,"Kartikwa Madhu Makhii sory Makhaa" Ka Survi pe saara ghussa Ghubaare jesan huwat h.Eehan ek Sooi chubi nai Survi Ki bahon ki Ohaan Ek Gubaara Phus Phusa Jawat h😆
Phus Phusa Kartikwa hahhahah...
But he is Most adoerable onscreen Pati ever.I would totally want A Husband like him,insane for his wife and whose biggest desire is Just One Woman in the whole world.
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Shama mangti hun.Update kr dia 😆
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: yumliciousss


Shama mangti hun.Update kr dia😆


aare aare shama ki kya zaroorat..? Tune to dil khush kar dia..wah...hahahahhaaahaah...kartya ki hormonewaa...lol...hahaha...survi mate ki nakre...kartya ki survi par uchalne ki iccha...survi ki maan ki andar ki gupt 'jungli billi'...kamal hai bhai kamal...aur haan tai ka exprssn wen she saw durga beside her...lolzz..lagta hai yumli ki hawa inko lag jawat hai...ooohoo...has has ke hamar dimag silip ho gayi aur petwa me jale padh gye...n yeah thnxx 4 d update...miss funnybones.!!
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Posted: 9 years ago
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PESH HAI TUHAAR SABHI KONO KAM K NAI FORUM WAASIYO KE LIYE JABARDAST EEESPECIAL "KARTIKWA SAMBHOG SPECIAL VITAMIN CHATNI".AGAR KONO PATI KA APNI PATNI PE PREM NA AWAT H TOH CHICHORA GARH SE EXPORT KIYA HUA EE CHATNI KA PRAOG KIJIYE ...
oh mAAA🤣are amaaa tu ne to kasam ka rakhi hai hum sabka jan leiikeyi chodegi ek to itna jabbar episode or uper se tuhar post

bhayey hum kuch nahin kahi ab to sasi=uraaa kartikwa ek no ka chixhura hai bhai mauka mmila nahin ki chalu...babareee😆HBO humko lagat hai u e ke sath pata nahin ka ka pruduce karahat hai🤣🤣🤣

Aur ganga mayian kasam jis rate me tayi kartik ke armano pe pani mar rahi hai na woh dur nahin din jab kartikwa ka dimG satkega aur uuu tayi ka chatni bana degi kyunki Ma bati ki mamtaaa ushkee sare armano me pani fer rahi hai 🤣

aur did u notice kartik exp when...tayi stoped kartik and said survi ka hath chodo ...Kartik was like aree tayi ...app ka ab bhajan kirtan ka time hai kahe..bhawre ke ful par kundi marke baith gayi ..ho🤣

and then --Jab durga tayi ke paas agayi soney...Kartik was likeee abhi jake Tayi ka tyetuaa daba dun kya keun maa hai akhir...🤣🤣🤣

And coming to Bindiu-pyareee in donooo Praneyo ke bare me to bat hi karna bekar hai...😡😡...
now hema--is why do i fell hema now going to be sudhraying...as obcviously jab use pyare aur ushki behan ka chata pitha pata chalega its so obvious no ki ho sakta hai hema sudhar jayey and i want that deliberately

hema itni bhi buri nahin hai atleast...Us bindu se to better hai lets se!!😛


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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: mannu100

PESH HAI TUHAAR SABHI KONO KAM K NAI FORUM WAASIYO KE LIYE JABARDAST EEESPECIAL "KARTIKWA SAMBHOG SPECIAL VITAMIN CHATNI".AGAR KONO PATI KA APNI PATNI PE PREM NA AWAT H TOH CHICHORA GARH SE EXPORT KIYA HUA EE CHATNI KA PRAOG KIJIYE ...

oh mAAA🤣are amaaa tu ne to kasam ka rakhi hai hum sabka jan leiikeyi chodegi ek to itna jabbar episode or uper se tuhar post

bhayey hum kuch nahin kahi ab to sasi=uraaa kartikwa ek no ka chixhura hai bhai mauka mmila nahin ki chalu...babareee😆HBO humko lagat hai u e ke sath pata nahin ka ka pruduce karahat hai🤣🤣🤣

Aur ganga mayian kasam jis rate me tayi kartik ke armano pe pani mar rahi hai na woh dur nahin din jab kartikwa ka dimG satkega aur uuu tayi ka chatni bana degi kyunki Ma bati ki mamtaaa ushkee sare armano me pani fer rahi hai 🤣

aur did u notice kartik exp when...tayi stoped kartik and said survi ka hath chodo ...Kartik was like aree tayi ...app ka ab bhajan kirtan ka time hai kahe..bhawre ke ful par kundi marke baith gayi ..ho🤣

and then --Jab durga tayi ke paas agayi soney...Kartik was likeee abhi jake Tayi ka tyetuaa daba dun kya keun maa hai akhir...🤣🤣🤣

And coming to Bindiu-pyareee in donooo Praneyo ke bare me to bat hi karna bekar hai...😡😡...
now hema--is why do i fell hema now going to be sudhraying...as obcviously jab use pyare aur ushki behan ka chata pitha pata chalega its so obvious no ki ho sakta hai hema sudhar jayey and i want that deliberately

hema itni bhi buri nahin hai atleast...Us bindu se to better hai lets se!!😛


Patni Chaloo hai to Pati Pappi Laloo hai😆
Ee Kartikwa SambhogRam Farigh samay maa KHATIYA HUI GHARAM,BISTAR HUA NARAM jesan Filmain produce Nai karat?😆
Survi kamariya Kas lo...Ya too Palngwa Tute gawat Yaa tuhaar Kamriya😃
Bhaya Brace youselves for Upcoming Mini district Of SambhogRam and Chant Chammiya,Keyunk 20-30 Munne ka Targetwa Lagat h hum ka Chummi Gopal ki Khumariya dekhan k,😆
Haha Yeah i noticed that dinner scene-Kartik was like BURHIYA TUHAAR PATI TO PARLOK SUDHAAR GAWAT,HAMREY ARMANO KI KAAHEY ARTHI UTHAYE RAHI HO?😃
Hormoneswa ki chatni Peesan Bahutey din hue.Tael Lene Jaaye Saara Ghussa.
lagta hai Aaj ki Taai ki Izzat afzai Chummi Gopal ki frustration k Karan hui gawat.
Indirectly Utaawla Praarni Apna sara Gharmi Pyare pe nikal diya😆😉
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Oh gawddd Yamna yaar tu bas ab mar hi daal mujhe.Ye alst 2 episodes kya kam the jo tera ye post 🤣🤣🤣
" Kartik Giving What the F expressions to Survi Taai Milaap ceemony " 🤣
Soanl had me LMFAO the whole time.God she is so good as Durga.Aur uske saath Tai 🤣
Survi ke dialogues about Kartik " Kaise tukur tukur dekh raha hai,Pyaar ki Chatni pise Survi aur chaate hum,Chumbakram,Agar tuhar woh sone ki chidiya chu chu kar ke hum par fudakne ki koshish ki toh is chaaku se cheer phad denge,Survi ke pyaar mein bhwra gaya hai Kartik Bhawra,Hamaare upar mandrata hai " Oh God 🤣🤣🤣

The way she backed off when Kartik walked towards her in the first scene & then again she went over to the other side when Kartik came back after finishing the call 🤣
And the way she wasn't willing to let go of the Pooja ki thali & Tai trying to wrest it from her " De re " 🤣🤣🤣

God what a nautankibaaj family.Man I LOVE THEM 😆

Yep totally noticed Hema.They showed her still trying to recover from last episode's incident.Maybe she will mend her ways from now on.

Lastly this line of yours is utterly,purely,immensely beautiful " But he is Most adoerable onscreen Pati ever.I would totally want A Husband like him,insane for his wife and whose biggest desire is Just One Woman in the whole world." 😳😳😳
Kartik is total sweetheart 😳
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Originally posted by: Vanellope

Oh gawddd Yamna yaar tu bas ab mar hi daal mujhe.Ye alst 2 episodes kya kam the jo tera ye post 🤣🤣🤣

" Kartik Giving What the F expressions to Survi Taai Milaap ceemony " 🤣
Soanl had me LMFAO the whole time.God she is so good as Durga.Aur uske saath Tai 🤣
Survi ke dialogues about Kartik " Kaise tukur tukur dekh raha hai,Pyaar ki Chatni pise Survi aur chaate hum,Chumbakram,Agar tuhar woh sone ki chidiya chu chu kar ke hum par fudakne ki koshish ki toh is chaaku se cheer phad denge,Survi ke pyaar mein bhwra gaya hai Kartik Bhawra,Hamaare upar mandrata hai " Oh God 🤣🤣🤣

The way she backed off when Kartik walked towards her in the first scene & then again she went over to the other side when Kartik came back after finishing the call 🤣
And the way she wasn't willing to let go of the Pooja ki thali & Tai trying to wrest it from her " De re " 🤣🤣🤣

God what a nautankibaaj family.Man I LOVE THEM 😆

Yep totally noticed Hema.They showed her still trying to recover from last episode's incident.Maybe she will mend her ways from now on.

Lastly this line of yours is utterly,purely,immensely beautiful " But he is Most adoerable onscreen Pati ever.I would totally want A Husband like him,insane for his wife and whose biggest desire is Just One Woman in the whole world." 😳😳😳
Kartik is total sweetheart 😳

Kartik is beyond repairing Now😆.Defectwa Piece..
Idhar Pati patni se Larai ke baad Akar dikhatey hn phir chahye Ghalti unhi ki q na ho
aur idhar SambhogRam Khud se Jhapatne ko tayar hai Pehlee😆
Sach mn,What a Jhakkas Famly.Meuseum mn rkho sab ko...
Hahha Survi Ki nautanki dekho,Hath kaanpne ka natak kr rhi thi jese Jo Tha Tha Thayya pehle Kia wo Bhang maar k kia tha😆
PATI UTAAWLA,PATNI KAREY GHOTALA😆😃
Taai's face when She saw durga sleeping with her😲😲...
Kartik would be like Is se acha dono Dushman sahih theen.😃
and when Survi said K ache ghar ki bahuain Bad mn khana khati hain
I went ROFL like Taai.And also when Survi asked Taai in naughty tone TOH US BHOLEY KO KIA KEHTE HAIN😆😆.Taai was like Agayi Is ki Andr ki Chammiya Bahar.
Survi Ajkla har taraf se Naha rahi hai,Pehle Bathroom mn Laloo Pappi Prasad ki Bahon mn,Phir Takli k Mamta k anousn mn Aur Phr SambhogRam ke Hotwa Jazbaato mn😆
Jab Survi Ditched Kartik's kiss on her neck and Said GASSS KHULI REH GAYI
kartik was like ISKO US GAS KI PARI HAI,IDHAR MERI GAS TIGHT HUI 😆JA RHI H
Haaye Crazy Barwe Privaaar...

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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: yumliciousss

Kartik is beyond repairing Now😆.Defectwa Piece..
Idhar Pati patni se Larai ke baad Akar dikhatey hn phir chahye Ghalti unhi ki q na ho
aur idhar SambhogRam Khud se Jhapatne ko tayar hai Pehlee😆
Sach mn,What a Jhakkas Famly.Meuseum mn rkho sab ko...
Hahha Survi Ki nautanki dekho,Hath kaanpne ka natak kr rhi thi jese Jo Tha Tha Thayya pehle Kia wo Bhang maar k kia tha😆
PATI UTAAWLA,PATNI KAREY GHOTALA😆😃
Taai's face when She saw durga sleeping with her😲😲...
Kartik would be like Is se acha dono Dushman sahih theen.😃
and when Survi said K ache ghar ki bahuain Bad mn khana khati hain
I went ROFL like Taai.And also when Survi asked Taai in naughty tone TOH US BHOLEY KO KIA KEHTE HAIN😆😆.Taai was like Agayi Is ki Andr ki Chammiya Bahar.
Survi Ajkla har taraf se Naha rahi hai,Pehle Bathroom mn Laloo Pappi Prasad ki Bahon mn,Phir Takli k Mamta k anousn mn Aur Phr SambhogRam ke Hotwa Jazbaato mn😆
Jab Survi Ditched Kartik's kiss on her neck and Said GASSS KHULI REH GAYI
kartik was like ISKO US GAS KI PARI HAI,IDHAR MERI GAS TIGHT HUI 😆JA RHI H
Haaye Crazy Barwe Privaaar...


@Bold That was my LMAO moment
Bhagwan kya filmy dialogue maari 🤣

"And also when Survi asked Taai in naughty tone TOH US BHOLEY KO KIA KEHTE HAIN😆😆.Taai was like Agayi Is ki Andr ki Chammiya Bahar." 😆😆 The next moment Tai telling her " Control mein reh " 😆😆

Edited by Vanellope - 9 years ago

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