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JBR ne aakar bola ki Prnci ne sirf aadha ghanta diya hai chits dhundhne ke liye.
( Waah bhai, ek toh inke election mein dhandhli huyi yeh confirm hai phir bhi inka fastest finger first, one minute aur aise time par based game ki practice ka irada hai)
Sam said ki aadhe ghante mein votes aapke saamne honge toh JBR ne bad joke maara ki koi jaadu karne wale ho kya.
( Tumko pata nahi JBR hamare leads time travel mein expert hain to maybe time ko pause karne ka irada ho Sam ka)
Su and gang ne aakar tashan diya. Sam ne Swa ko puchha ki kuchh yaad hai kya? Toh N ke tum phir uske peechhe pad gaye jaise dialogues toh bante hain.
( Ponga bola ki tere mamaji se baat kar na kahin Mars pe toh nahi chhupaye hain votes?
Hema intelligent nikli, boli ki Mars pe itne jaldi kaise jaa sakte hai.
Preeti darling said ki kahin mamiji ke Bombay pe toh nahi? toh N said ki Bombay ke liye aaj koi flight nahi gayi.)
Kamya ko lagta hai jala diya hoga toh Sam ko lagta hai itne kam time mein not possible.
( Khair, itna bhi kam time nahi tha ki jala hi na sake, aur agar jala bhi dete toh hamare hero heroine raakh se vote banane mein mahir hain aisa pata chalta)
M bola saari mehnat kachre mein chali gayi toh Sam ko idea aaya ki saare college ke dustbin check karte hain.
Idhar K bol raha hai ki woh soch bhi nahi sakte ki chits staffroom ke dustbin mein hain.
Aur Sam ke dimaag ki batti jali ki staffroom. M said ki wahan har waqt teachers hote hain
( waise bhi VJN mein teachers hain hi kitne? ek JBR aur doosri Principal. Boycut wali Asha mam toh Fresher's day ke baad se nazar hi nahi aayi)
KaPri ne inka time waste karne ki koshish ki par aaj SJM form mein hai toh samajh gaya.
Staffroom mein ek nayi teacher laye hain SSP wale jo aaj ke baad shayad hi kabhi dikhe.
JBR aur dono gang in staffroom, K said ki time over toh Sam bola ki abhi aadhe ghante mein 6 minutes baaki hain.
Dumbo Su ke dialogues to dekho "aadhe ghante mein toh kuchh nahi kar paaye aur 6 min mein kya kar loge?
( sach mein yeh dumbo hi rahegi, bolti ki 24 min mein kuchh nahi kar paaye toh iske dimaag mein bhusa nahi bhara hai yeh pata chalta par shayad bhusa bhi nahi gobar bhara hai iske dimag mein)
Sam told JBR ki votes dustbin mein hain toh JBR ka aajka doosra bad joke ki yeh pehla election hai jahan logon ne votes dustbin mein daale hain.
( kabhi mauka mahal bhi dekh liya karo JBR, yeh kya bad joke ka pitara khol dete ho jab dekho jab)
Su and gang in tension par dustbin se kuchh na mila.
Agrawal khandan mein pehle Tauji ne Rakesh ko thappad maara tha toh R ne uska badla Arjun ko maar kar liya ki agar yeh test mein fail na hota toh rishwat na deni padti.
( PreeNa aur Pralay babu in danger kyunki virasat ke hisaab se ab Arjun bhaiya apnon se chhoton se badla le sakte hain iss thappad ka)
Rakesh ka phir se suicide ka drama ki mera marr jana hi achcha hai.
( woh toh hai Rakesh par aise sab ke samne bolna bhi sahi nahi, kabhi akele mein socho aur anjaam do apna yeh suicide ka plan, khas kam jahan paak)
Taiji ke mana karne ke bawajood bhi jab R ne Tauji ke talwe chate toh shaher ke itne bade wakeel anpe bhai ka case ladne ke liye maan gaye.
Classroom mein Swa ke bag mein pade votes N ko cheekh cheeck ke bol rahe hain ki bag mein dekho par usko sunayi nahi de raha.
Kismat ne N ka saath diya aur Swa gir gayi toh votes ne socha ki khud hi darshan de dete hain kyunki Naina se yeh na ho paayega.
N ne chits dekh liye aur isko Sam blaming Swa ke FBs aaye ( par apni rudeness ke na aaye toh sorry expect karna hamari bewakoofi hogi)
N VO ne tv and remote wala example diya ki aap sab dekh paa rahe hon par sun kuchh na paa rahe hon, kitni pareshani hoti hai na
( Well Naina iska volume se koi relation nahi hai, manhoos CVs phone convo mute kar ke aisa karte hain, tumko toh pata hi hoga na)
Shayad yeh sapna ho kyunki votes ki chit mil jaane ki khushi khone ke liye tayyar thi main par Swati ko khone ke liye nahi.
Swa ne confess kiya ki N ki haar mein hi uski jee hai aur usi ne staffroom se votes gayab kiye hain
( aur in sab ke beech SamDit bhul hi gaye ki inko Swa pe shakk tha. Itna karne ki bajaye Swa pe nazar rakhte to kaafi hota Sam babu, nai?)
Phir Swa boli bachpan se mere saath yahi hota aa raha hai
( aur tu bhi bahane se mujhe ghar bula kar ghar ke kaam karati aarahi hai jaise ghar ke bartan dhona, jhadu pochha par mere ghar aa kar tune kabhi na kiya)
Thakk gayi thi main teri parchhayi banke. Sam aur election ko beech mein laane ki baat bhi nikali.
N boli ki tune jo karna tha woh tune kar liya ab mujhe jo karna hai main woh karungi.
Precap of next week
BG Shehenshah title song pe GS Naina in action aur Sam khushh.
( kahin yeh sach mein andheri raaton mein aur sunsaan rahon par zulm mitane na nikal pade,
Ya phir khud ko Indira Gandhi samajh ke emergency na laga de,
Ya Daandi March pe na nikal jaye
Ya Netaji banke Azad Hind Sena bana ke tum mujhe khoon do, main tumhein azadi dungi dialogues aur Sam sab ke blood samples collect karte dikhe.
Hopefully CVs normal college ki normal GS dikhayenge)
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
