Sameer-Naina TS:Confused Nightmares(Part-2 Updated)PG-9 - Page 7

I was jus laughing while reading tis...Absolutely hilarious...Tis Ss of urs is completely diff n trust me very much amusing...Loved the ladies fuelling up Sam whtr b his shades or his business...I can very well imagine Sams face riled up...Tat cocumut from the tree😆 was epic...!!!His jhoota gone n the ants batallion🤣 raiding him!...No AC ...n im sure water will b a problm too...!in between waiting for sme honeymooning ☺️ whre theres no privacy...!

Pls update soon...

Good Morning All and Happy Weekdays.As promised I am back with Part-2/End Part of this TS.

Hope you like it.Read On.

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Part-2

"Ouch!Koun gadha baitha hai yahan?''Naina exclaimed as she tumbled upon someone at the backyard of the house. There was not even a flicker of light anywhere and the whole place was sunk in darkness.

"Ouch!Naina!Maar dalogi kya?'' Sameer spoke recognizing Naina's voice in dark.

"Sameer!Tum!Tum to so rahe the na?''Naina asked surprised.

"Haan so raha tha lekin so nahin paya.Itna acha AC jo ON hai aur chintiyan ki baarat chal rahi hai bed pe.Neend aur ache sapne jhat se aa jayenge na.''Sameer spoke with sarcasm and Naina could fathom his irritated ness even in darkness.

"Acha acha ghusa mat ho.Main lantern leke aati hun.Current aane tak yahin baith ke baatein karenge.Tum ab yeh raashte se hato.''Naina said and went stumbling in the dark.

"Saali ji kya kar rahen hein?'' Sameer asked as he propped on the mat and Naina hung the lantern on the nearby wall.

"Janki Mausi ke saath baat kar rahi thi.So gaye honge dono''.Naina informed as she closed the door to the main hallway.

Naina's legs were folded and she sat in a reclined posture resting her body weight on one hand. She was tired from the journey. She closed her eyes and didn't realize that Sameer was so close to her until she could feel his warm breath on her ears.

He was already moving his finger slowly at each sensitive point, tracing his path from the pinna, to the nape of her neck down her arms. She quivered with excitement inside. The touch had already started affecting her. She made a low moan and removed his hand. Instead, he pulled her close wrapping her by one arm and let her weight fall on him completely. She was enveloped in his arms and didn't dare to look up. There was immense anxiousness inside her. She felt a slight tired but it vanished with the magic that Sameer was creating. He made her feel excited and nervous every second he touched her. He could feel her breath harder with her chest pounding. Her stomach was twisting inside with butterflies fluttering around. She shivered and looked lustfully at him in the dim light of lantern.He let her hair loose that was tied in a careless knot.His fingers moved to the back of her neck untying the tassles. His fingers traced across her lips only to get them parted for a moist kiss. They were ready to strike the last chord of intimacy when Janki Mausi's voice echoed through the closed hallway.

"NAINAA! Kahan hai tu?Lantern kahan hai? Hari ka gai(cow) tabele se kahin chooth gaya hai.Jaldi laa'' Mausi's voice changed both of their's expression.While Sameer had a frustrated expression Naina's changed into a shy smile.

"Aai Mausi.'' Naina uttered tying her hair back in the knot and putting her pallu over it.Before she could move from the place Janki Mausi opened the door and barged onto the backyard.

"Jamai ji! Aap yahan?Soye nahin hai?Koi takleef thi?''Janki Mausi asked worried.

"Nahin mujhe koi takleef nahin hai.Wo to main kavita likhne bahar aaya tha.Aapka gaon bada acha hai.'' Sameer lied through the teeth much to satisfaction of Mausi and Naina supressed hard her giggles.

"Naina! Gaon mein pehli baar aayi ho.Aur kal subah kuldevi ke darshan ke liye bhi jaogi.Isliye Jamai ji ke saath mat sona.Main Hari ke ghar jaa rahi hoon.Aur haan bal bandh ke sona.Khule baal karke raath mein nahin sote.Asubh hota hai.'' Mausi gave her gyan' and Sameer stamped his foot in frustration. How well he was in his cosy room of Ahmedabad with Naina.

"Sameer chalo main verandah saaf kar deti hun.Wahan so jana.Kal bed saaf karlungi.''Naina said and asked him to follow her.

"Naina!Yeh torch pass mein rakh.Jamai ji ko acha sa kambal dena.Nahin to sardi lag jayegi unko.''Preeti ke pass so jana.Main ati hoon.Mausi explained and left.

Naina swept the verandah and did the necessary arrangements with Sameer holding the torch all the while.

"Sameer aa jao.Dhyan se sona yahan mosquito coil jal rahi hai.Neend mein haath pair mat hilana.Kuch bhi chiz ki zaroorat ho to awaaz laga dena.Main yahin us room mein so rahi hoon''.Naina spoke as she checked the final arrangements.

"Naina!'' He called as she was going.

"Kya hua?Kuch chahiye tha?''She asked amused and tried remembering what she missed.

He pulled her into his embrace and planted a soft kiss on her cheek.

"Mujhe tum chahiye.''He voiced while Naina whispered in his ears "yahan nahin Sameer.''

He was surely pissed and plopped himself on the mat without even wishing Naina a 'goodnight''.Naina was feeling pity for him but she knew the limits and conducts in village.

"Jijaji jo maang rahe the de deti unhe..Bechare kati hui murgi ki tarah tadap rahe honge.''Preeti voiced as Naina entered the room.

"Preeti ki bacchi!Soyi nahin abhi tak? Jaldi so.Kal subah mandir jana hai ''Naina tried getting angry but failed.Her secret was out.

"Haan haan so rahi hun.Waise andhere ka fayda tum dono le sakte ho.''Preeti suggested only to be hit by Naina.

"Chup chap so jaa''.Naina nearly ordered and squinted her eyes for sleeping.

In the morning

"Naina!Mera black pant kahan hai? ''Sameer voiced seeing his black pants missing from the suitcase.

"Kal dhoke sukhne daali thi taar pe.Dekho sukh gaya hoga''.Naina informed while doing the arrangements for Pooja.

"Nahin hai yahan.''Sameer sulked seeing his favourite black pants missing.

"Kya nahin hai.Wohin honge.Koi chiz kabhi mili hai tumko''.Naina grumbled as she went to courtyard to check for the pants where she had put them to dry.

"Arey yahin to the..Kahan chale gaye?'' Naina exclaimed not seeing the black pants.

"Now don't tell me Naina ki tumhare gaon mein joota churai ke saath saath pant churai bhi hoti hai.Ab main kya pehenunga? ''Sameer was really frustrated.He had not taken bath even and there was no trace of bathroom.

"Jijaji! Main yeh Shankar se baat kar li hun.Aap dono nahane nadi(river) mein chale jaana.''Preeti informed introducing Shankar to Sameer.

"KYAA? Nadi mein nahana hai? Mujhe aadat nahin hai.''Sameer was shocked with the turn of events.

"Aap chinta na karo Jamai babu.Hum aapka haath pakad ke rakhenge.Aap naha lena.''Shankar assured while Sameer gave a lost look.

"Sameer yeh lo lungi.Isse pehenke aa jana nadi se.Phir hum mandir jaayenge.Isse aise kamar pe lappet lena'' Naina informed and handed him over the white six yard cloth called 'lungi.

"Naina! Isse pehnke main nadi se aaunga? Rashte mein khul gaya to?''Sameer was getting doubtful of intentions of the villagers,Mausi and now Naina and Preeti even.

"Arey ache se kash ke gaanth daal dena nahin khulega.'' Naina demonstrated and Sameer felt he was serving some punishment by coming to the village.

"Samajh gaye na.Ab jao jaldi aur nahake aao.'' Naina urged and gave him back the ''lungi' folding it.

"Naina! Jijaji ko dekh..Bilkul Rajnikaanth lag rahein hein''.Preeti rolled in laughter as she saw Sameer trotting than walking in the draped lungi.He was definitely having a hard time in managing the lungi and walking.Naina though felt pity for her husband's plight but could not stop herself from bursting into laughter.

"Haan haan aur jor se haso.Mera izzat ka to balatkar ho gaya hai sabke saamne.Maze lo aur.''Sameer voiced miffed as someone commented from back "Jamai babu pehli baar lungi pehen rahe ho kya?''

"Arey Jamai ji! Yeh kya tareeka hai lungi pehen ne ka?Naina andar le jaa jamai ji ko aur ache se pehna de Pancha Kacham.Yaad hai na tujhe?'' Janki Mausi asked and Naina nodded in approval.

"Ab yeh Pakacham kya hai Naina?'' Sameer asked hearing the term for first time since the time his ears grew.

"Pakacham nahin Pancha Kacham''.Naina said and gestured him to follow her.

"Naina hindi main bolo na.''He requested and Naina giggled. Some 'aadat'' never changes.

"Dhoti kehte hein isse.Ab samjhe?''She asked cocking her eyebrows and unfolding the dhoti.

"Naina! Ache se pehnao.Mujhe to dar lag raha hai.Ek kaam karta hun iske niche dusra pant pehen leta hun.''Sameer suggested and was elated at the idea he conceived.

"Tum pagal hogaye ho?Dhoti ke niche pant koun pehenta hai?Chup chap khade raho aur isse pakdo.Pakdo na.''Naina urged as she asked him to hold one of the ends.

"Ghum jao.Sameer! Hilo mat.Sidhe khade raho.''She instructed and held his body steady as she put the pleats in his waistband.

"Naina! Mujhe gudgudi ho rahi hai.Tum aise yahan wahan haath mat lagao please''Sameer said and giggled as he felt tickles.

"Tum na..bilkul bache ho.Arjun Bhaiya bhi jab chote the tab dhoti pehente waqt aise nakhre nikal te the.Ghum jao.Haan ho gaya.Perfect! ''Naina exclaimed at her perfect work with a satisfaction.

"Naina! Tum pakka sure ho ki yeh dhoka nahin dega?'' Sameer asked and Naina went away giggling.

"Pata nahin kya hoga aaj tera Sameer Maheshwari! ''Sameer soliloqued and went to wear his kurta.

In the Temple

"Jijaji yahan mandir ke aangan mein pani jama rehta hai isliye paon phisalta hai.Aap sambhalke chaliyega.''Preeti informed Sameer as they ascended the stairs to temple.

"Sameer aise adaon ke saath chaloge to pair phislega''Naina cautioned seeing him less careful about walking and concentrating on surroundings.

"Tum dekh ke chalo..Main itna bhi phisla hua nahin hun.Nai..naaa.''Sameer voiced in agony as his foot slipped and he landed in a thud.

"Bol rahi thi dekhke chalo.Nahin humesha apni manmani karni hai tumko.Preeti wo haath pakad''.Naina complained in agony seeing him fallen and groaning.

"Jijaji! Aap bhi na.Salman hoke Johny Lever ki tarah girte ho''.Preeti quipped as both the sisters pulled him to feet.

"Ho gaya tum dono ka daantna?Ab chalein?''Sameer asked and tiptoed inside the temple premises.

"Sameer! Aarti lo.Wahan kya kar rahe ho?''Naina asked seeing him standing at a distant corner and busy with something.

"Kya hua hai?''She came close to him and saw that he was itching the red rashes that have developed.

"Naina!Badi khujli ho rahi hai''.Sameer almost cried and complained like a baby while Naina checked the rashes.

"Lagta hai nadi ka pani se infection ho gaya hai.Ghar chalo neem ke patte ghis ke laga lungi.Aaram milega''.She consoled while Sameer was already in tears with the discomfiture.

"Nahin Jijaji mat roiye.Ghar jaldi chale jayenge.Pooja bas khatam hone wala hai.''Preeti consoled Sameer for 55^th time to be precise.His rashes had spread and were giving him a real hard time.

"Preeti!Naina ko bolo na baki ka puja kal kar lenge.Main yeh dhoti utare bina nahin reh sakta.''Sameer spoke sulking while Preeti blushed with her Jijaji's slip of tongue.

"Jijaji! Aap na soch samajhke thoda baat kariye.''Preeti suggested and left while Sameer didn't understand what the suggestion was for.

"KYA?Jamai ji ko chakkate pad gaye hein?''Janki Mausi felt an apocalypse befell upon her when Naina informed about the rashes.

"Arey Preeti khadi kya hai..Jaa aur Mridula ko bulake la.100 neem ke patte ab pisne padenge.Naina tu aa mere saath''.Mausi asked Naina while Sameer made gestures asking for if medicine was not available.

"Mridula tu aa gayi.Jaa jakar hari mirch le aa.Jamai ji ki nazar utarna hai.Pata nahin kis dayan ki nazar lag gayi.'' Janki Mausi's words left Sameer feel like watching confused nightmares.

"Yeh lo jiji.Dhuan kardun?''Mridula asked Janki while Naina knew Sameer would murder her for sure once they reach Ahmedabad for all the tortures he has undergone and the 'bhayanak'' ones coming.

"Haan karde.Kiska intezaar kar rahi hai.Jhadoo layi hai to? ''Janki asked Mridula while she nodded in agreement.

"Naina! Preeti! Jamai ji ko yeh neem ka ubtan lagao pehle.''Janki Mausi sat on a low tool and commanded like Major of a regiment in Indian Army.

"Naina!Koi lotion nahin hai?Jal raha hai sab.''Sameer asked in desperation and Naina gestured that it would be all right in sometimes with her eyes.Their eyes did more talking than words could materialize.

"Mausi ho gaya!''Preeti declared and Janki ran her scanning eyes from top to toe of Sameer who looked a green coloured monster covered with neem paste.Even his face was not spared.

"Mridula dhuan kar.''Janki Mausi's orders were immediately carried out and Sameer felt he saw stars infront of his eyes.

Sameer coughed hard as the smoke from burning green chillies reached his nasal cavities. Before he could recuperate from the pain of smoke and cough he realised he was being beaten like there was no tomorrow.Unable to open his eyes due to the smoke he felt the broom hit him hard on his thighs.

"NAINA!PREETI!Arey ab pitai kyun kar rahe ho? Munna!Pandit!Kahan ho yaar tum log?'' Sameer howled while Naina requested Mridula not to beat him rather just touch him with broom.

"Tu pagal ho gayi hai Naina! Dayan ka chirag ghus gaya hai Jamai ji ke andar.Mridula!Aur jor se pit us dayan ko.Aaj to use jamai ji ke sarir se nikal ke hi mujhe shanti padegi.''Janki Mausi determined and Sameer cowered in fear.

"Mausi!Yeh sab ki zaroorat nahin hai.Dayan wagerah sab andhvishwas hai.Nadi ka pani se infection ho gaya hai.Mridula bhabhi aap jayiye''.Naina spoke up finally as she could not see her Sameer being a victim of superstitions. She knew this would upset Mausi but being an educated person how could she let things go overboard.

"Preeti!Garam pani banake laa.Main room mein hoon''Naina asked Preeti and gestured her to pacify Mausi who was upset like hell and the frown on her face was prominent.

"Tum yahan let jao.Main hot pack de deti hun.Zyada dard to nahin ho raha?''Naina asked as she immersed the towel in hot water.

"Tumne puch liya aur dard gayab''He replied with a wide smile. Naina smiled back and applied the hot pack carefully.

"So jao ab.''She uttered and he complied. Sameer smiled as he realized how the days were turning out adventurous for him but somewhere he was marvelled by the caring nature of the villagers.The whole village considered him their 'jamai''.

He loved how none were treating him as a stranger contrary to the scene in his house.He was a stranger in his own house before Naina came and filled his life with all the love of world.

Next Day In Afternoon

"Jamai ji! Yeh lo kha lo.'' Shankar's mother passed on the hot plate of dhokla along with plates of jalebi and fafda.Sameer gulped the dhoklas like a pure 'bhukkad'' while Naina gestured him to eat slowly.

"Yeh sab mere liye hai?''Sameer asked seeing Shankar arrive with another plate of samosas.Shankar's mother smiled and nodded in affirmation.

"Sameer! Aise bhukkad ki tarah mat khao.Please'' Naina whispered while Sameer grinned hard.Throwing Naina's request to air he concentrated on empting the samosa plate.

"Waise beta!Tumhare ghar mein koi ladki hai kya?'' Shankar's mother asked trying to find a suitable match for Shankar.

"Haan hai na.Naina,Preeti,Taiji aur Chachiji.'' Sameer replied taking a bit of fafda.

"Aap bade bholu hein jamai ji.Main Shankar ki rishte ke liye puch rahi thi ''She clarified while Naina supressed her giggle.

"Wo to aise boliye na.Nahin ghar mein koi available nahin hai.Sab reserved hein.''Sameer spoke in an ultimatum.

"To aap kya Railway mein kaam karte hein?Mera bhi naukri laga dijiye na Jijaji.''Shankar requested.

"Arey nahin nahin mein to factory mein kaam karta hun''.Sameer clarified.

"Aap kya mazdoor sangh ke neta(leader) ho?Tip tap dikh rahe ho.''Shankar's mother asked while Sameer felt he was too full to eat anything more.

"Kaki!Factory ke malik hein.Unka hi factory hai.''Naina explained and Sameer gestured her to go back as he no more could control his laughter.How quickly everyone jumped to conclusions.

In the Midnight

"Sameer!Utho na! ''Naina yanked the blanket and shook Sameer out of sleep.

"Kya hua?Ab kounsa torture baaki hai?''Sameer asked in half sleep.

"Mridula bhabhi ghar mein nahin hai.Unke pati behosh pade hein.Utho na chalke dhundte hein unhe''.Naina literally dragged him out of bed.

"Arey kahin chali gayi hogi.Unhe dur jaane do aur tum paas aa jao.''He mumbled and pulled her closer.

"SAMEER!Chalo Mausi bula rahi hai''.Naina pulled him out of the room and splashed his face with water.

"Ab yeh adhi raat ko Byomkesh Bakshi ban na baaki tha.''Sameer grumbled as Preeti handed him over a torch.

"Jamai ji!Aap humare pichwade mein jo talaab(pond) hai wahin jaake nazar rakhiye.Hum sab yahan aage dhundte hein.''Janki Mausi instructed and left with Naina and Preeti.

"Koun hai wahan?''Sameer asked seeing some moving figures behind the bushes.

"Jamai ji!Aap ke pass 200 rupaye hai?''A lady asked with her face covered.Sameer felt he had heard the voice before but could not recognize.

"Bacha bimaar hai.Thoda madad kar dijiye na.''The lady pleaded and Sameer felt a five hundred rupees note in his night suit pocket.

"Yeh lo.500 rupaye hein.Ache se ilaz karwana.''Sameer instructed and the lady went away trotting.

"Sameer! Tumne bhabhi ko dekha hai kya?Preeti bol rahi thi ki usne bhabi ko piche ki taraf bhagte huye dekhi thi''.Naina asked while Sameer's eyes widened with realization.

"Wo kya pehni thi?''He asked to cross check his assumption.

"Saree pehni thi aur kambal odhi thi.''Naina answered and searched the bushes.

"Lagta hai main unko hi 500 rupaye de diya aur wo mere hi saamne bhag gayi hai.''Sameer confessed while Naina looked aghast.

"KYAA?Tum unko pakadne ke badle ulta paisa dekar bhaga diya.Hey Bhagwan!''Naina face palmed at Sameer's innocence.

"Tum na sach much ka bholuram ho.Mere alawa kisi aur ko yeh baat mat batana.Bawal mach jaayega.''Naina made him clear and he nodded realising his folly.

"JIJAJI! Preeti shouted at top of her voice shocking both Sameer and Naina.

"Ab kya hua?''Sameer asked shouting.

"Bacha hua''Preeti replied back.

"Kiska? ''Sameer asked concerned.

"Gai(cow) ka.''Preeti informed and snatched the torch from Sameer's hand as Janki Mausi needed it.

"Naina!Ab agar ghar mein aag bhi lag jaaye mujhe mat uthana.Pagal ho jaunga mein''.Sameer uttered in warning and left to catch some sleep before the sun shines bright in the eastern sky.

In The Morning

"To jamai ji! Aise hi aate jaate rahiyega gaon mein.Acha lagega.'' A lady voiced while Sameer stifled a yawn.

"Aapko humara gaon acha laga na?''Shankar's mother asked all excited.

"Bahut acha laga.Itna acha ki main sapne mein bhi dekhunga to chilaunga.''Sameer spoke as he was feeling sleepy and the whole village had gathered to bid them farewell.

"Dar ke chilaoge?''Janki Mausi asked to clear the doubt.

"Nahin chilaunga ki mujhe abhi gaon jana hai.''Sameer patched the words and Janki Mausi raised her invisible collars.

"Beta!Naina tumko lagi.''An old lady finally said after Sameer was fired with questions like in the rapid fire round.

"Lag ke to khadi hai.Aur kitna lagegi?''Sameer replied utterly frustrated while Naina mumbled 'khadoos.

"To Jijaji!Aapko yeh gaon ki parikrama se kya sikhne ko mili?''Preeti asked as they boarded the train back to Ahmedabad.

"Yehi sikh mili ki dusri baar yahan nahin aana hai aur aane hai to Munna aur Pandit ko saath leke aaunga.''Sameer uttered,plopped himself on the train's berth to catch some sleep devoid of confused nightmares,hopefully.

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P.S.:Thank you for reading.😃Would love to read all your feedback.😳 Silent Members please make your presence felt.Ek like aur chotu sa comment to kardo.😊

I took the risk of reading this while at office, and now my colleagues think I have gone bonkers! 🤪

Bechara Sameer... romance ka satyanash ho gaya, rashes bhi pad gaye, fisal ke gir bhi gaya... and that LUNGI... Hahaaa... I was literally imagining the swag wala Sameer walking around wearing lungi... 🤣

Has has ke pet dukh gaya... Chalo at least bhukkad bholuram ko kuch khane ko to mila...!

I am going to read this again after I reach home... 😆😆😆

Thanks Minu... bahot hasaya tumne...!! 👍🏼