Raman's Dialogue

Raman & Ishita's Love confession dialogue... 😉

Raman: Abhi toh bohot pyar aaraha tha... Kya hua achanak gussa aagaya!!

Ishita: Kya kare!! Sabke samne jo log meri chop karayenge toh unse mein gussa nhi hungi kya??

Raman: Agar chop nhi karta... Toh ruthi hui biwi ko manane ka mauka kaise milta??

Ishita: Rehne do!! Sabke samne pareshan karte ho, care toh karte nhi ho bilkul bhi, pehchante tak nhi ho mera hath, haan!!! ruthi hui biwi.. Kehna toh aata nhi kuch mujhse...

Raman: Sunna kya hai??

Ishita: Kuch bhi..

Interruption, interruption.. Raman's phone call...

Ishita: As usual.. Its okay!! Humesha!! Yehi hota hai..

Raman: Chodh do phone, chodh do competition, chodh do bachhe... Waise bhi competition toh humare liye tha hi nhi, hum toh hissa bhi nhi lena chahte hai, humne liya taki Mihir aur Rinki ko bataye ki... Ki rishtey kya hote hai.. Ki jab ek!! Jab.. Jab ek rishta sachha hota hai, usmein do logo k beech ek... Matlab kuch sachha connection hota hai toh uss...

Ishita: Jalebia... Log kehte hai ki mein lecture deke bore karti hu... Par jalebi toh koi aur bana raha hai...

Raman: One second!! Kya...

Ishita: Kya??

Raman: Lecture hai yeh??

Ishita: Haan!! Matlab batein toh banai ja rahi hai, kafi sari...

Raman: Yaar!! Tumhari problem kya hai malum hai, banda yaha mahol bana raha hai tumse baar karne k liye, kuch.. Kuch special bolna hai usse... Aur tum yaar!!

Ishita: Bolna hai special toh direct bolde na!! Yeh kya jalebia ban rahi hai yaha pe bas!!

Raman: Direct kya bolu?? Hmm!! Kya kahu tumse ki meine cake kyu nhi khai hmm... Sugar tumhe hai ya mujhe?? Janbujhkar cake khilai kisne nhi??

Ishita: Mein explanation kyu du?? Matlab kya hai ki logo ko toh shaukh hai dusri parai aurto ke hath pakarne ka!! Aap konsi sabun se hath dhote ho, ad kar rahe hai log waha sabum wagera ki.. Mein apko kyu batau kuch bhi, mujhe nhi batana...

Raman: Kyu ki!! Jiski hatho ki lakeer mein bina dekhe hi padh sakta hu, mujhe uske hatho ko chune ki zarurat nhi padhti.. Tumhe tumhare dhadkan se pehchanta hu, ankho mein patti thi agar andha bhi hota... To tumhe pehchan leta...

Ishita: Filmy!! Very filmy...

Raman: Jaisa bhi hu tumhari wajah se hu..

Ishita: Kuch bhi bole ja rahe ho.. Chhole?? Kitne tasty chhole the.. Kya bola?? Meri madrasan aisi chhole bana nhi sakti.. Bohot zyada tasty hai.. Hath pehchante hai..

Raman: Tareef kar deta toh chhole ko nazar nhi lag jati.. Achha tumhe kya lagta hai ki meine woh khaye nhi?? Tumhare jane k baad.. Woh sare chhole meine khaye hai aur woh.. Kitni badtti kyu na ho..

Ishita: Badtti nhi the..

Raman: Ho sakte the.. Agar hote toh... Mere mathey pe sikand tak nhi ati... Hasna hai toh dil kholke has.. Agar hasi nhi arahi hai na toh hasna bandh hi karde.. Mujhe ek baat bata.. Tu bachpan se dumb hai ya janbujhke nhi samajh rahi ki mujhe kya kehna ha..

Ishita: Sochne do!! Mein bachpan se dump bhi hu aur mujhe kuch samajh mein nhi araha toh apko bolna padhega apni zuban se...

Raman: Achha! Kamse kam sach toh bolti.. Toh ek sach mein bhi bolta hu, Duniya ki sari competition ek taraf, tera mera rishta ek taraf.. Sochne toh de yaar!! Mein roz thodi karta hu ye sab!!

Ishita: Toh kaun karta hai roz?? By the way apko bohot time mila sochne ka..

Raman: Okay!! I'll.. I'll make it short & sweet... Madrasan!!!!

Phone call again!!!

Raman: Suno!! Bolta nhi galti hai, jatana nhi ata galti hai, batana nhi ata galti hai, Lekin.. Lekin sach toh sach hai.. Aur janti hai sach kya hai.. Yeh baat.. Tum pehle se janti ho.. Baat ye hai ki, sach yeh hai ki.. I.. I love you Ishimaa!!

Ishita: Haan?? Raman kumar Bhalla..

Raman: Arey yaar ye kyu nhi hua mujhse yaar!!

Ishita: Ishimaa??

Raman: Are yaar woh bachho ne!! Woh Ruhi ne sare dialogue..

Ishita: Toh Ruhi se likhwalo na sare dialogue.. Ussi se bulwa bhi lo, wahi ake bol degi I love you ishima!! Okay done!! Kuch bhi...

Raman: Toh zindagi toh tumne sawari hai na!! Tumne... Pyar se jo bharosa uth chuka tha uss pyar ka phirse ehesas kisne dilaya!! Tumne.. Nafrat bhari thi iss dil mein, iss dil ko pyar karna kisne sikhaya!! Tumne.. Apne bachho tak se mein.. Mein pyar se baat nhi karta tha, logo ko izzat dena kisne sikhaya!! Tumne... Ek.. Ek pathhar dil Ravaan kumar mein, tumne jaan phuck di.. Ab itna kuch kia hai mere liye toh... Zahir si baat hai.. Pathhar tha abhi abhi insaan bana hu, deir lagegi batein karne mein.. Lekin ek baat kahu... Tumhare liye kuch likha tha meine.. Ki tumhe chot pohochane k khayal se bhi meri saanso se dhadkano ka nata toot jata hai, lekin phir sochta hu.. Ki ekbar tum rutho toh sahi... Taki duniya ko bata do ki meri biwi ko manane ka har tareeka mujhe ata hai... Sunn!!! Ro maat... Kabhi kabhi kuch naya karliya kar.. Kya sunna hai?? That..

That I LOVE YOU... I LOVE YOU!! I LOVE YOU ISHITA.. Actually!!! I LOVE YOU ISHITA RAMAN BHALLA

and thank you... Thank you meri life mein ane ke liye...

Hasne laga sehra... Hasne laga sehra...

Khilne lagi kaliya! Ghar angaan galiya...

Do haseen tann mann ka yeh haseen bandhan hai..

Jhum uthi hai gariya suhani...

Yeh kabhi toh hona tha, inko khona tha..

Ban gayi hai prem kahani...

Dua hai nibhe dil ki chahatein, pal pal bade yeh hai mohabbatein...