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lovely update Nisha...video romance...Now that's nice...dur reh ke bhi paas hona...technology really makes it possible...god knows how people manage in old times..loved ones away, no communication...abhi toh skype jindabad...

how cutely he asks to see his name...smoking hot...and as always she wants to compete...demanding as always..and asking ques like a typical wife...liked her transformation in a short duration of time...from someone who decided she won't get too involved to a lovely, caring , concerned wife who wants her husband all the time...loves to cook for him and drives him crazy...II is the perfect masala in R&B's life...

both of them hates swissair...i think this was in 1st chapter if im not wrong...nose ring, finger kanghi...when they will be together yaar...i saw in few comments that he is not returning on wed...that will surely make her murderous... i was thinking R&B toh wed se pehle hi aa jaega...yaja toh ulta case ho rhaa...coming on fri...II will surely kill him...should give him a silent treatment... not possible for her but still...if the guy is coming on fri he surely needs to suffer...

congratulations... next will be a 300th chapter... amazing feat...don't know how u manage it...writers block nhi hota kabhi...

i hope kabhi na ho and u continue to pen down amazing chapters day after day...

Russian Mafia & Sarojini Nagar Samosas


When she woke, it was almost 4 in the afternoon, Shravu and Nandu screamed over her head...
she groaned thinking it was a dream... snuggling under her blanket, that Sam draped her with at 8 AM, and slid a couple pillows
Shanti Niketan pillows... huge soft and fluffy... like Malcha Marg pillows

She pulled the curtain closer... shut the light out
Her brother had called her after checking in... wanting to know why II wouldnt answer her phone

"So rahi hai" Sam said

"No... dont wake her, tell her I called"

"Not nice R&B" Sam said sadly "She could be in her home in bed with you... yaha couch mein so rahi hai, within two weeks of marriage" Sam whispered

"Can I get to security before you begin that?" he responded snarkily

"AND YET she married you" Sam wondered aloud

"Its 5 days" R&B argued

"When u are newly married EVERY MINUTE feels like the first" Sam scolded him

"Umm" HE SAID like "I get it! Are we done now?"

"YOU DONT TALK... SHE DOESNT SHUT UP... I fear for you guys" Sam's voice quivered

"I am at security Sam" he interrupted

"Poor kid R&B... she didnt go to her Mom & Dad's she came home with me... get your ass here on Wed" she scolded

He was used to being shouted at by her... after Ma, she kinda took over unannounced...

"K.." he said preoccupied emptying his pockets on to a tray

"THATS ALL? KK? KKK?" Sam hissed "I am sending her back to D II" Sam warned

"K..." he said

Sam didnt know II would stop by to butcher him... AFTER leaving him...

He wondered if she slept with her hand under her cheek... giving him full access to those soft cheeks

He could bruise to his heart's content... in trying to wake her

He brought her 4*6 Post id pad in his laptop with him, with the doodle on the edge

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Shravu:Chithi WHERE is my toy? Uncle R said u bought SEVENNN
Nandu: Chithi said she bought NINE for me (lying... hed never seen her since morning Sam had sent him off to school)

Shravu: Did u bring NINE for him chithi? Uncle R said u liked him more anyway

WHEN YOUR UNCLE R RETURNS REMIND ME TO KILL HIM!!!

AYYYO!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS RAKSHASAN DOING TO ME?
HE CHASES ME UNTIL I COLLAPSE THEN SEND THESE KIDS TO JUMP ALL OVER ME?
ARGHHH!!

ShravU:Do u like Nandu more? I thought I was your favoritest. Uncle R said, u are said u lost the bag containing my toys (distraught)

THAT DOGGG!!!
I AM GOING TO GET HIM

II thought...

II:Ayyyooo I never said that da... ur Uncle R is EVIL... eppo purunjippe? (When wil you understand) He has plans to send BOTH of you to military school
Infact this whole Geneva thing is a ploy, hes actually checking out an old Russian WW II School in the outskirts of Moscow... if there is any one...
I MEAN ANYYY ONEEE..in this world that even cares 1% about you two... ITS MEEE!!
she held both boys on her hugging them... as she fed toxic thoughts about Uncle R spoon by delectable spoon

Nandu:Does my MA know Uncle R is at the school

II:Pfffttt!! You really think he would tell her? I mean he is a master planner.. (Whisper)

Nandu sat up worried...

II: OK, heres a plan... this is STRICTLY between the three of us... do not tell Ma (to Nandu with a soft gently expression)...
dey NEE Amma kitta sonney, onna apdiye Malai Mandir lendu talli vittuduven
(the naughtier of the two SHRAVU should rightfully get the scarier of the threats) (I will push you down from the rocky malai mandit hill)

Shravu:Are we hatching a plan? I think u are lying!! (immediately doubting her... AFTER trusting her for a second)

II: Fine!!! DONT believe me... I am NOT going to visit either of you in 4 feet of Russian snow... ONE,
i dont want to get killed by the mafia, two, I dont care to go places where you have to poo two miles from the building out in the woods,
three the Siberian bears happen to love Indian kids😈... Amma is having another one, Sam has another one... so I will just be happy (smug)

The boys looked at each other confused

Nandu:HOW do you know... Uncle R is in Russia?

II:I booked the tickets... I can protect you if you will follow my plan

The boys went from confused to comforted...

They nodded reluctantly

In the game for one upmanship the couple was going to go to any extreme

She lay on the recliner with both on both sides she asked them about school, and who had a girlfriend now... and what they did the last two weeks without her, gently brainwashing them
as she cooked up her evil plan

Nandu:Will you stay here for ever? (shy)
II:Umm ya (smiling)
Shravu:NO shes not Uncle R's in germany? Russia.. when he comes back she goes home (There!! she doesnt belong in Shanti Niketan tone)
Nandu:Lasya is here (Nandu knew II's weakness... KIDSSS!!)

Sam walked in bringing the lil ball of butter... dressed in a peach lehanga with a purple choli and hair tied in one bunch with a long glittery tie
She leaped out of Sam's arms, in two ish weeks she seemed bigger... her fat legs firmer... as she stood on II's thigh bouncing and drooling

A lil white dot peeked from her lower jaw...

"OMGGG A TOOTH A TOOTH" OMG... U are a big girl" II cuddled her on her shoulder

Sam:UTHOOO!! Have dinner or something... Dad's going to Malcha Marg did u need anything?

II:Yikes... I never said hi! to him
She strained to get up as the boys held their hand held remote and shot each other on screen.. laying on her...

II:Get up da Shravu... who dropped u, Amma or Appa?

Shravu:amma went to D II Appa dropped me

Sam:I invited them over for dinner... your parents left after coffee this morning, they didnt want to eat when their daughter was asleep (giggling)

II:Oh! sorry!

Sam:I think they are still formal... LIKE YOU!!

II:Sorry!!

Sam: Shut up u goat!! (giggling)

II rocked on her feet with the lil cuddly creature

Sam:JAO NEECHE if u want to see Dad... raasta bataoon?

II:No... I am sorry I know..

Sam: Dobaara mooh se sorry nikla...

II:Nahi bilkul nahi... agar sorry nikla to u can ask me not to hold this butter ball ... yeshh u can"
Lasya cooed... rubbing her face on Mami's

Sam:ONE TOOTH has caused gallons of spit... by the time she gets them all Delhi will be flooded

Sam:Shravu the help says there is no noodles... how about pasta? or I can ask him to buy chinese from Taj man Singh

Shravu: CHI-NESE CH-NESE

II:Shravu!! No!! Shhh! (sternly eye scolding him)
Shravu:Pasta OK Chithi (Vandita had discovered Sam was 4.5 months younger, so she insisted Shravu call Sam Chithi too)

Sam:No love... I am sending the help to Taj... and YOU... COME HERE RIGHT NOW!! (scolding II)

II walked up hesitantly

Sam:Call karoon pati ko? What the hell was that? You are asking Shravu not to ask for food?

II:Not food Sam... I mean Didi..

Sam:Shut up BILKUL uski tarah ho, tum maska mat maari... DIDI? REALLY?

II:I mean... its OK to eat pasta

Sam: Vandita ne sikhaake bheja Sam ke ghar khaana nahi?

II:Nooo!! (blushing)
Sam:I am telling your husband...
She pulled her phone out of her pocket and texted Rakshasan furiously...II tried to snatch her phone.. holding the baby she wasnt able to

II:WHy did you do that?

Sam:this should stop

II:He will kill me

Sam:Better him than me (unhappy)

II: U have to understand... we dont eat 5 star hotel evening snacks

Sam: So its us vs you now? (JUST LIKE HER BRO)

II: no its not... its... just that... Amma will say its wasteful spending... we go to 5 star once a year? (mumbling)

Sam patted her cheek "It doesnt matter Ishita... they are kids u know"

II:Akka will feel bad she cant feed him this way (II trying to guilt trip Sam)

Sam:I know what u are doing... pati ki tarah ekdum chaloo ho tum (pulling her ear)

II:Dekho... ur Ma doesnt like me! (to the baby)

Lasya was attempting to shove both her fat fists into her tiny mouth, soaking II's kurta

Sam:Meri beti ko mere khilaaf mat karo! (stern)

II: Sam please... tell him u were kidding

Sam: I wont and I am not sorry...

She walked away... "i am going up to tell Tan to come down for chai, JAO neeche"

Ii nodded

Ranjan jumped out of his chair upon seeing her, 20 newpapers slid off his thigh, he was in the sun room... in a sweats and tee... TALLL skinny man like his son
Greying with no hair color
Extremely handsome... he seemed to age every time II saw him after a gap of few days

II:Hi! Dad

Ranjan:Betaaji... aur chhoti bhi?

II sat down by him on the expensive rattan couch

Ranjan:Ur mehandi is still on

II smiled "And I am wearing choora so I shud be treated special (giggling)

Ranjan:Always puttar!!
The help brought chai.. and an array of food

Help:Sir Taj ja rahe hain bachon ke liye noodles laane... aapke liye? Aur Maam?"

II: Itna saara khaana... I will eat from theirs... mere liye alag se nai laayen
Ranjan:Aapko chow mein pasand hai na... chalo inke liye chow mein aur mere liye chicken dumplings (he reached for his wallet)

The help left declining, II wondered WHO would pay for a "evening snack" that was clearly going to cost thousands

She was going to have to coach Shravu to ask HER what she wanted... and not demand like that...

Ranjan and her talked about Paris

About what he planned to plant in the vegetable patch... an acre of it..
Tan walked down... she got up he hugged her warmly

Tan:usko to tum hi pakdo... do hafte ki chhutti se lauti ho

II giggled... "ALWAYS" she said crushing the tyke

"she rolls over like a baby panda... at 4 MONTHS!!... she reached for Nandu's train the other night and cried for an hour when she couldnt" Tan shook his head

"Oh really? Yayyy" I missed it.. mujhe karke batana aap achha?" she squeezed the cheek on hers..

"I have a better idea... TAKE HER WITH YOU when u go to Malcha marg" Tan sniggered

Sam smacked him walking into the room

"isne bana rakha hai isko shaitaan... na din mein soti hai na raat ko" Tan complained

II just cuddled her... as her Mom and Dad fought over her
Ranjan: R&B sota nahi tha... SAARI raat jagna hai usey AUR saara din... from 6 weeks HE WOULD BE UP ALL DAY

ranjan smiled fondly

sam: Ayyo!! he is KHATARNAAK!! Mine is an angel

II smiled at Sam's use of Ayyoo!!

Tan:Yaaa sureee!! Har Ma yahi kehti hai!!

Ranjan: He could stay up 24 hours at 4 years old... jet lag ya no jet lag munde nu (he began in Punjabi) he doesnt sleep at all

Tan:How are you dealing with that?

II blushed GLORIOUSLY

II:Umm... uhh... woh... umm.. I sleep (after 4 failed attempts to say a word II found one)

Sam burst out laughing "Good job genius... trying to put her in a spot like that in front of Dad" (Whispering, pinching Tan's waist)

Tan:Like Dad doesnt know? Dad's probably happy... its no longer any of us's job to amuse and entertain him... she is his toy😳

Ranjan played with Lasya so he missed the exchange

Sam: Did he let you sleep?

AYYYO!! NO... NOT IN FRONT OF TAN
NO NO... I REFUSE TO ANSWER SUCH QUESTIONS
I MARRIED INTO A FAMILY OF UNCOUTH UNCIVILIZED LOUTS
WHO TALKS ABOUT SUCH THINGS ?
WHOOO?
RAKSHASAN!! VAA INGE NEE I WILL BUTCHER YOU!! (U just get here... I will kill u)

II: Sometime (barely audible)

Tan and Sam rolled on the rattan sofa...

Sam:She said she would talk with him and I found her asleep... KNOCKED OUT!!

Tan:Usne bechaari ka bura haal kar diya hona hai (in Punjabi style)

II stood up grabbing the baby from Ranjan... her face flushed and fumbling... setting her half eaten Sarojini Nagar Samosa down

Sam:Maybe he wants her to have a break thats why he sent her back? U think? (Sam just continued to make II uncomfy)

Tan: He said he only got it twice a day... some days NONE (shocked)

DID HE ACTUALLY SHARE THAT WITH TAN?
AYYO RAKSHASANNN!!! ARGHHH
NOT KILLING HIM AFTER THE MONET KISS HAS LANDED ME HERE
ON A SUNNY AFTERNOON, HE TALKS ABOUT MY SEX LIFE WITH HIS BIL
RAKSHASAN!!!

Sam:Bechaara R&B!! (as she watched a shy II wander out of the sun room to the patio... smiling contently... at her brother's good fortune)

Tan:Thodi taras us Iyer ladki ke liye bhi bacha lo... jhlekar aayi hai usko do hafta (chukling)

II looked at Lasya" I want you to know even when I am in jail for killing Uncle R that I WILL ALWAYS ALWAYS LOVE YOU. Nothing will change between you and I OK?"

Lasya cooed in agreement to whatever Uncle R's wife plotted.
Uncle R's wife... the goofy... mumbling... non stop chattering... tall skinny.. nose ring wearing Iyer... that spoke to me and my bro and my newest cousin
...in Tamil frequently... her tone devious and evil, as she schemed
Uncle R's wife spent her time plotting... well... thats not true... she spent her time plotting ANDDD/OR... surrendering to his torment in bed... life as a Bhalla wasnt too bad☺️

Originally posted by: nidhi.b23

congratulations... next will be a 300th chapter... amazing feat...don't know how u manage it...writers block nhi hota kabhi...

i hope kabhi na ho and u continue to pen down amazing chapters day after day...

If I can draw yet another analogy to cooking😆 The ONE other thing I LOVE SUPREMELY😃, I can never tire of cooking... I hate doing the dishes, or folding laundry or vacuuming or making the beds or cleaning the bathrooms... but I NEVER tire of cooking... even if it is the same dal chawal every day... writing is somewhat like that... I THINK... since I can write a different chapter everyday its quite amazing...😃

MUST BE... because I would have quit writing after the first 20 or 30 or 50 chapters😛

Lovely !!!

Originally posted by: swathi1990

Intha mathiri I have tons of expectations...I really want to fall head over heals for someone...but toally not happening..kadaisila it is going to be some boring iyer guy my parents are going to choose for me...sigh !! that is reality and life

JUST when you think like the above...

a tall skinny unassuming Iyer dude that reads those fat books sitting on airport floors leaning on those pillars... with his legs stretched out... unshaven and lazy... will wait at your next gate when u take a trip...And lo and behold HE MIGHT BE YOUR AMMA APPA'S PICK😳

Originally posted by: Nisha0604

JUST when you think like the above...

a tall skinny unassuming Iyer dude that reads those fat books sitting on airport floors leaning on those pillars... with his legs stretched out... unshaven and lazy... will wait at your next gate when u take a trip...And lo and behold HE MIGHT BE YOUR AMMA APPA'S PICK😳

She still didn't go to see Appa...YAY 😆

The guy is cute...He thinks about her always...

Man...Kein spacey is a killer !!!