Thappad wale Kos-pints - Page 4

Originally posted by: paru_rox

Have been on a vacation for past 3 weeks ... away from the madness (not the good kind) that YHM is nowadays. Plus got a horrible bout of viral flu this week. Sucks to fall ill away from your family ... in another country altogether *sigh*.
Still recovering & I must say YHM's current track does nothing to aid health. CV's seem to have lost it & are bent upon ensuring that we lose it too.

I hope you're feeling better 🤗


Shagun sure knows how to chance pe dance every single time. Aaj phir Ass-Oak kay gaal pe pyaar barsa, behad aur beshumaar barsa.
She slaps very well .. Rest of Anita's acting is very monotonous 🤢

Vandu is the Rock-star.
All it took was a push in the bathroom & errant DumbMi fessed up to her crime - Dumbness. Cool 👏
And then a rightly placed head-desk for her other sister's dumbness. Double Cool 👏👏
Wish Vandu could have shrieked, scolded, perhaps even gotten a slap in there for Ishita's mahaanta induced stupidity. Hell, there are perks of being pregnant. You can easily blame it off on the hormones.

Here reactions today at the end when she watched raman and Shagun dancing took the cake .. I made this one ...as it fit all my reactions

Coz Dumbness has no limits ...Reasons why we call Mihika DumbMi :

Who else had a good laugh when Mihika said "Mihir ko phaansi ho jaati" 😆😆. Seriously, poor Mihir isn't a serial killer being hunted for scores of heinous murders. Doubt a few damaged brain cells of MCP would have resulted in "phaansi". No wonder DumbMi deserves every bit of the accolade towards her dumbness.

Ruhi's custody was already given to Ishita before her idiotic decision to get hitched. Why was DumbMi adding that to her list of dumbness?

DumbMi then says all her "sacrifice" of marrying a guy who has the same Dumbness quotient as hers will come to nothing if the sordid details are revealed. Why? Suraj has already shed his half-bandage & been strutting around. He ain't gonna fall off into a coma if Bhabhiji leaves Kameenaland, no? (Though he might do a happy little jig just to get rid of this one 😆)

That Ruhi custody thing was thrown in by the cvs as the Hail Mary pass to try to redeem a track that probably they realized they have no control over as it has taken a life of its own .. It is beyond recoverable . Mihika is ruling the universe of dumb bimbos.



Ishita can be all about "Maharonism" but sometimes she gives out real pearls of wisdom. Didn't she recently say that husband & wife start taking after each other after marriage. Look how true it turned out for Ass-Mi.
Ass-Oak has taken tips from DumbMi and turned into Dumb-Ass, while DumbMi herself is making definite edge into horror- inducing-acting like her newly found kameena ...err Khanna khandaan.
Ishita is all gyaani I tell ya.


WACKO wale pints ... dedicated entirely to the fatal plague "Adi ke liye" :

W is for the Wacko that this kid is. Yup, he's disturbed and needs help. A psychiatrist & not a mere tarot reader look-alike counselor.

A is for the very name ADI which grates on every viewer's last nerve. A is also for each "Adi ke liye" track which touches new heights of torture.

C is for the Constipation that expressionless baccha will never get over even if Raman & Shagun celebrate 100 more anniversaries & become proud parents of 10 more kids (imagine the horror if even one of them is like Adi😲).

K is for the Koi toh Adi ko thappad maaro yaar. Sigh.

O is for the Oedipus complex of the little devil which has now moved beyond the realm of "disturbing". This kid takes Sha ki Mamta to a whole new level.
Adi has been a grey zone for me .. I hated his character..the mother in me reacted to him during Shagun wedding track where I felt the kid needed medical help and when this track started I was glad that he'd get some help .. But the counselor turned out to be one who had graduated from stupid school of psychology where she suggests that Adi 's divorced parents need to be like a unit whatever.. And I saw the cvs taking the track to somewhere else..delusion land .. He's his mom's evil spawn...unless miraculously he turns good..

DumbMi should learn true-blue vamp tactics from her sautan. No one does it as well as Shagun. Veg food, overfeeding Dumb-Ass & his MCP bro, shopping a few lakhs is not exactly revenge. So Blah !!!
All she had to do was
- invite some VIP business associates of Ass-Oak,
- seduce him just before their arrival,
- and once Ass-Oak's "Mini-Oak" was upright & springy, leave "it" high & dry.
Oh & make sure to close off all channels of a cold shower too.

😆That would be such a perfect punishment for Assoak ... But this is mihika.. And ...This is the satvik channel of Nayi soch remember .. If such things are done .. SP nuns will faint


Ishita is Mahaan, we get it ... actually we don't. But whatever, we make do with it.
But what's wrong with CEO of the minute/hour/day/year? Does he remember that his ex-wife is a crafty bitch capable of absolutely "anything". Bhool gaya kya? Is it going to take another 6 yrs of rona-dhona, drinking binges & brahmacharya to remember it all?
Oh and what stopped him from telling Ishita that the ear-rings are khaandaani which Shagun is no part of and thus not hers to give away? Raman's muted reactions surprised me more than Ishita's mahanta .. The only thing I could come up with was probably his dialogue writer is taking a log vacation otherwise it doesn't make sense at all!

I hope Toshiji fries both Ishita & Raman alive for this. I don't know whether they edit it out but according to the OLV .. Mr Bhalla had reacted to that .. But Toshijee said . Adi khush hai na? Thik hai' so don't hope for old yhm reactions


GMAT/ GRE wala Kostin:

Ashok - Raman gets angry every time he sees Shagun. That is coz he loves Shagun.
Raman - I get angry every time I see you. I no longer know what to feel for Shagun.
Ishita - Raman is more than the half-man you are. Shagun is important to Raman but then not so important.
Shagun - Does Mihika sleep in my bedroom covered in my jewels. Tell Me Now.

Choose the correct conclusion based on above scenario:

A. Raman loves Ass-Oak and not Shagun. Both Raman & Ashok are afraid to confess their true feelings.
B. Mahaanta has addled Ishita's brains. Also she somehow has details of Ashok's prowess & how much of a man he is compared to Raman.
C. Shagun will get Raman's "family jewels" to dance to her tunes while Ishita berates Mihika for letting Ashok be just half a man.
D. None of the above. Just that SickAssji needs twitter therapy.
PS - Congratulations, you are inducted into the College of Idiocacy just for attempting to solve this one 👏

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Crib of the Day :

Today for the first time I pitied KP. Poor guy looked more like Adi's older bro than his Dad. And that kissing scene. God I cringed. Ughhh ... someone replace this overgrown kid who can't anyways act to save his life.


Kos-Pint of the Day :

Who in the world celebrates anniversary for a divorced couple? Better yet, how in the name of Ass-Oak's carpeted wardrobe did it help wacko kid ? He still gave constipated expressions after torturing millions of viewers. Ishita ka balidaan washte ho gaya dammit !!!





PS - So what's the deal with psycho baccha. I can't and won't sympathize with this little devil. Yes, he has seen some tough situations -- yes its traumatic but not nuff to raise the devil in one. This one seems to need a thorough exorcism 😡

Children raised on streets too turn out to be "decent" coz every human has an inherent set of values too. Adi has not been raised in a hell-hole.
Yes his parents are divorced & he hasn't had much of a stable childhood, but still he goes to a good school, is not living on the streets & has had some positive influences at one or another time in his life. You can't go around hatching conspiracies, being rude to adults & manipulating situations to your conniving little ways.
Also didn't he hate his real wala daddy & lowe Ass-Oak Dada? Toh ab kya hua? Why is he now cribbing over his real Daddy's life & wife when he he has never wanted any part of it for himself?

Can CV's at least make "some" sense in this stupid nonsensical shit?

I hope against hope ( for my own selfish reason as I love ishraru ..) they get it together or jump this track altogether.. None of us would mind at this stage.. As we all are super pissed with the crap fest...I would take illogical romance over this illogical shit of a track any day. nithing feels natural in this track .. Everything is forced.. I believe someone got their contract negotiated to have their presence in the episode everyday... Otherwise .. Why would Shagun live in Bhalla house when she was already at her brother Mihir's .. That rishte seems to have gone missing the day mihika married Assoak.. Just force feed the audience some stuff that has nothing reasonable whatsoever .

There rant over 😳.. Good to see you back

Originally posted by: SurrealFantasy

These people have no idea how many stupid tracks are open. I was watching the very very early episodes, and didn't Raman sign away his rights to Ashok? He signed some sort of paper and was crying while Adi the Oedipus Numero Due was gritting his teeth.

Leave that, why does he even WANT Raman and Ruhi back? Perche?! He detested them not two weeks ago, didn't he? W*F is wrong with these writers?

Where is Param? The only intelligent person in the Wicked Witches Association? Rainaji is absent even before she made her presence known. The Geisha lady is STILL writing cookbooks? Did she cook herself or transport herself into the whatever anime she came from?🤣 What happened to that file Paramwa made his wife steal? Where is Soumya chitti?

In fact, the only reasonable question these days is - Where are the CVs' brain and where's the logic?

You laugh? I wanna throw something at my laptop screen. Good thing I don't watch it on TV, 'cause my parents would be quite upset if something not so smart happened to the smart TV.

Holiday season chhe, na? Guess we can see the after effects. DT looks South Indian when she's put on weight - have you seen them? Don't know about Tamil actors, but most of the Malayalam female actors are extremely heavy. No Mallikas and Kareenas for us. Nuh uh. KP's putting on weight to finally LOOK like he's Adi's dad.

I guess even the actors don't like this dumb track. Other than Anita, I can't think of many people who would like this dumb shit 'cause all their characters' have been butchered to the extent of no return.

Chal. You watch the stupid show and laugh. I watch the YouTube clips. You write funny kos-tins. I read funny kos-tins and laugh. We'll both get our share of laughing. 😆

I don't know HOW I fell for one of Ekta's dumb plots again. *Sigh* This show was so good. Once upon a time...

Originally posted by: GanBarunFan

Originally posted by: paru_rox

@ red -- OMG ... soul sistah 🤗 ... I just wrote the same thing to friends on gmail. It looked like DT was a south indian heroine shooting for a movie . Except I refrained from mentioning Mallu heroines particularly ...socha accha nahi lagega 😛. Yup Neha, have seen those Mallu heroines and DT would fit in well with her current avataar.

Holiday season ... hmm, waise the "after" effects were visible in the disastrous red top Ishita wore during the Xmas party too 😆 ... guess they figured no one would notice with all the focus on Adi-ke-liye 😆😆. KP meanwhile is trying to prepare for his scene as Nerdy Raman ... one paunch to be self-built coz the existing one is being horded by pregnant Vandu 😛

Lolz ... the list of loose ends in this show is quite lengthy. Waise...how long will it take Romi to figure out his "special powers" have been reduced? I wish Sarika would make a comeback soon & give Toshiji her ghar ka chiraag. Who knows Toshi ji might actually throw out Adi & we will all be free of this torture.

With the current track, I just want to know what wacko kid is supposed to be - an idiot with the mental capacity less than 5 who doesn't know what a divorce is; a manipulative & cunning devil with psych issues; or a bed wetting nervous isolated child ?
I no longer blame the CV's. Think along the way they got confused by the myraid of non-expressions that this kid gives & are now firmly lost. Bas.

Originally posted by: SurrealFantasy

Aww. 🤗 *Hugs you right back* I'm Mallu actually, so I guess I can say anything about them and no one can do shit. 😆Seriously, everyone knows it, koi bura nahi maanta. Vidya Balan is a Tamil speaking Malayalee. Most of the actors there have her figure.

Then I hope Sarika is eating tons behind the scenes. Or she'll have to share her paunch with Vandu.😆

Ooo. I forgot about Romi's swimmers. That's cool. Shagun lost her motherhood. Raman lost his balls. Ishita lost her brains. Romi lost his manly superpowers. Toshi lost her sense. Simmi lost her dumbness. Mihika found that lost dumbness. Ashok lost his room and doing it. Suraj's expressions have been lost from day one. Vandu is going to lose her sanity between these people. Param, Sarika, Mani, Ruhi and that file are all simply lost.

I'll copy a comment I wrote yesterday because I'm simply too tired to type it again:

You actually went through watching this crap? Kudos.

I couldn't get myself to even change my TV to television mode. Played all through.

Anyway, this seems so much more fun than even reading the written update. WHY watch this shit? Illogical is not even the word that comes to mind - the word that does cannot to be said on a public platform.

Shagun is the most selfish, lying, vindictive, vicious she-bitch I've ever seen on television. Vamps, evil as they might be, always leave their kids out of the mess. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS BITCH?

And that constipated Oedipus jerkface of a kid eats it up? ARE YOU SHITTING ME? I love the actual kid (he's great off screen), but this character? *Breathes in and out before she combusts* He's psychotic on one hand and stupid on the other. How's that for a paradox? He can trap his father and then his step mother in false child abuse and suicide cases, do an accident and be remorseless about it and knows how to hide it, BUT HE CAN'T SEE THROUGH THE BIMBO'S TEARS? Has he f**king celebrated his parents' anniversary before? Has he seen his effing mother wear those effing earrings before? HOW CAN HE BE SO STUPID? He doesn't get what a divorce is, but he knows enough about the logic behind a live-in relationship? Stop bull shitting CVs.

Expressionless Adi should have been expressionless Suraj's son. Both stupid. Both expressionless. Both pain in the asses.

Ishita Devi needs a wake up call. Someone please drown her. I used to love her character - strong, moral compass at the right place, takes a stand and sticks to it. She's been wrong before, but at least used to use her bloody 98.5 % brain. WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE to get her to realize that she is effing wrong? Her husband sleeping with his ex-wife? Adi saying "I want a third sibling to feel comfortable?"

Wasn't she the one who played Shagun on her wedding day 'cause she knew the bimbo's ploys? Wasn't she the one who went forward with the DNA test? Wasn't she the one who brough Suraj's betting scandal to light? WHERE IS THAT INTELLIGENT DENTIST JKR GONE?

Raman is now a wimp. He is actually responsible for half of this mess along with his wife. WHERE IS THE RKB who threw verbal punches at Ashok and Shagun before they could mess anything up? He hasn't smelled a rat yet? Are his smelling senses dead along with his brains? I get that he loves her - BUT LIMIT HAI! He knows that Ishita's common sense goes for a toss when she comes into her "mahaan" mode - where did HIS sense go? Why hasn't he thrown that vicious bitch out of the house yet? WHY? He's lived with her, he loves the level she stoops to. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?

The one I'm most disappointed with is Toshi though. Here'a woman who's been chanting, "Puttar, tu usse nahi jaanti. Woh badi chaalak aurat hai." and now she just says, "Adi khush hai. Bas." ?

W*F? No seriously. What the real eff?

I can't take how EACH AND EVERY character has been changed so tragically in order to fit this story line. Starting from Toshi to Mihika to Raman to Ishita, every one's character has been twisted to fit Shagun into the Bhalla house and go through with these stupid tricks supported by her dastardly psychotic son.

Don't plan on watching till this shit ends. Got enough games to play through

Last - The psychiatrist looked and talked NOTHING like a psychiatrist. Even my high school College counselors and actual counselors looked more in character. CC's don't even have that degree, do they? Stupid story. Stupid characters. Stupid CVs.

I write more logically than these people unfortunately. How long does it take to Google something before you include it into your story?

End.

I don't blame the kid. The actor probably doesn't even know if he's supposed to be confused or just plain evil. Not that he was great before, but still. Maybe it's his acting or the story line (mostly the latter) that I feel no pity, no empathy and no other emotion other than pure disdain for this kid.

Originally posted by: Scribble_Tweety

Now that few of you have accepted it, i too wanna say that Ishita luked like a Mallu queen😆 okay not in the SBS clip but surely in the other E24(i guess) where they showed her rubbing against the wall and going up and down on it.😆

Paru, I think ishita is estimating how much manly they both are or maybe she has seen both, given the moany mallu maiden she becomes in private😆

Yes when thrown out of her own house, i hope dumb-mi gives sahaara to ishita but wont that mean that she will shift into oak's house?Gosh these men are destined to have their biwis exchanged time n again. Why dont they go for a four some?😆

Originally posted by: Scribble_Tweety

Now that few of you have accepted it, i too wanna say that Ishita luked like a Mallu queen😆 okay not in the SBS clip but surely in the other E24(i guess) where they showed her rubbing against the wall and going up and down on it.😆

Paru, I think ishita is estimating how much manly they both are or maybe she has seen both, given the moany mallu maiden she becomes in private😆

Yes when thrown out of her own house, i hope dumb-mi gives sahaara to ishita but wont that mean that she will shift into oak's house?Gosh these men are destined to have their biwis exchanged time n again. Why dont they go for a four some?😆

Originally posted by: aaminah123

Haha I thought I was the only one who thought she was trying so very had to gissofy the door panel.