OS:We were,are,n forever'll be IDIOTS(ADI-RU Semifiction)*updated*

A kind of normal Sunday evening at Bhallas

My mom is busy preparing palak panneer, while my dad is busy preparing egg burji which happen to be dad's n my favourites respectively for a very long time, probably life time I guess!

I, Ruhi Raman Bhalla, though am a daddy's lil princess , am momma s girl in nature completely!

The same goes for my brother, elder to me by 6 years but , hez right now at Canada for an assignment of 2 years representing PSR group of companies, along with my bestie/soul sister, now my sister in law!

(And I am telling this story based on the fact that IshRa are wed n adi n ruhi are their biological kids..as much as I like anitha in her flawless acting, so much that she evokes hatred from the veiwers, I hate shagun drama which is going on now)

Welcome to the biggest family Circus of ultimate Tamil n punjaabi milan!

Acha ab kya keh rahi thi? About cooking special s r8t?

Well that's for another time but for now, but going with the flow,

I just saw one of my favourite shows, that I recorde over the week , CUSTODY,

and headed to my room to get my Mac Book and got into International-Forums(or IF as we members call it) only to be greeted by wonderful OS ' s by two wonderful writers and my freinds and grabbed on to PM ing them as to how wonderful they were in writing those master pieces.

I kind of kept speaking with One of my friends , just giving Her a glimpse of my crazy Cousins and our adventures.That's when my own brother pinged me over G-Hangout

My bro:Oye my behen first-saali next!😛

Me: Haanje bhaijee (lal) ji!😛

Bro: I'll kill you😡

Me: (Innocently), what did I do ?

Bro: I'M not Ajabde

Me: When did I say it?😉

Bro: You Said bhaijeelal, idiot !😡

Me: I thought of saying LOL , it became lal😉

and it you are assuming it, it means You are still watching Pratap?(Wicked grin) Gotcha bro!😉

Bro: You do that every time sissy!😕

Me'. What ?😳

Bro:jug me down for watching bmtd 8 years ago...🥱

Me:cant help it bhai , our house has a girl shouting out for beckham n ronaldo n messi and a guy, happens to b bigbro for that girl, swooning when sagar (wen he was mentally unstable) kissed vidya and almost sweared for the first time in his life when they were killed in the show. ...n ofcourse is still watching serials being the GM,Admin of PSR companies...😆

Bro:ask ur soulsis cum bhabi , thats probably the reason that im smiling ear to ear standing with her as her man, as her husband...god knows what the hell I would have gone through , with out a single common ground that I knew of her at that time...thankfully I have that serial as a common ground...

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Bro: busy?

Me :nah, just thinking of telling abt vishwath anna to a friend I met on IF...

Bro:what's there in not telling, go ahead, she will have a riot of laughter...

Me: wait my bhabi kyu? Shez ur wifey too.. N smiling ear to ear? What happened to you today?

I thought sterday you were sulking abt not able to go to dubai so that u can meet up 'pratap guy n his would be girl in real' coz my best friend/ur wife was fighting with you that she couldn't come?

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Me:at work?

Bro:nah, ur bff came in just now

Me : ooo..😉

Bro: stop it idiot,

N hez not pratap guy, If u remember, u met him n praised him to be one of the sweetest person , alright? N yes, I m his fan, do u understand miss bhalla?

Me: I know,meh!🤓 bhabi is near you? U r praising Malhotra way too much I think,? although I ll definitely give credit to bmtd leads for setting u up with my ushy ,based on u guys' mutual admiration club of bmtd.

Yes, I praised him, but hez an idiot like you , in a much sweeterway. .. His too much thinking gave me gits in a weird way hehehe. ..but yeah, hez a sweetheart, thats guaranteed!😃

N remember u meetin Mr Patel , n u going on n on abt 'yeh bandha kamaal ka hain' n if im not wrong I helped u in keeping your secret of sharing a drink with him from bhabi...😈

bro:don't talk anymore, my purpose served my idiotic sissy...

I kept u talking...

N btw ur now following custody r8t? N u fell for ms.Tripathi now... (wigling eyebrows) you too have a reason to fly dubai now...hehehe🤪

Me : stop that bhai. .. Other wise ill call you bhaijilal in front of our clan when u get back. ...😡

Bro: shut up now, aunty !🤣

Me: u call me aunty how dare u rascala anna..😡😡😡

Bro :come on to Skype on tab n call all the familia near it, Ananya should have reached our home directly from school n simmi bua n mani mama should knock our door nytime in next 5 mins,😉

Now hurry up lazy butt!

N with that he logged off...

What? Y would Ananya come home? N she went to school today? I mean on Sunday?

I stood up with a perplexed expression on my face just realising that he called me aunty...grrr😡

How dare my idiotic brother calls me aunty? Eww... I need to teach him a lesson... With that , I pulled out the old, much treasuedpendrive

N gutted out to shout out for every one in the family n I was pleasantly glad that ananya helped to pull Sarin n RoSa out of their beds as everyone gathered in the living room with simmi bua n mani mama just entering in , followed by mihika chetti n mihir chachu in the line with their own kids...

As I logged into Skype, my Rinki bua is already online...

I was again surprised. ...

Yeh kya ho rahha hain?

I almost yelped when nirvaan n sravan crushed me into a hug, as if they saw me after a decade... N for christ's sake , if at all they saw me in the morning at my mom's hospital when we assisted her in few emergencies, instead of secret planning of god knows what mission!

Looking at their faces,They have this xpression of u really don't know? Kind of thing.

That threw me into further confusion , all I wanted was that I call my bro bhaijilal n pull his leg for watching a hindi dailysoap like girl ,

N just then my bro with a glee , shouted out for everyone , saavdhaan, attention!

what can i say?he n his ncc habits dont go away dat easily...Afterall he was a RDC returned cadet about 10 years ago, n thus his infatuation to anything Ms . tripathi does...

Whiffing away my thoughts again, my brother again shouted,

"I Declare that from now onwards my sis is an aunty"

What theee ???

My jaw dropped to ground... He dint do it , he dint dare to do it...😲😡

Now I hav to find a way of calling him bhaijilal in front of his colleagues who know rajasthani ...

Everyone else in family are amused n lil confused as to why he would wantonly take my wrath...of all ,my chachu was first to make in a comment...

Romi:ab world war 3 starts on tab btn these tom n jerry n we all are witnesses for it... Now ull start out with a name list for ur brother r8t, ruhi-chuhi?

I: I m not an aunt u idiot,😡 u r married, remember ur wedding day ? There were kids calling u uncle. ..n its after affects😆? I still have it in my pen drive. ... Main keh rahi hun, u re so dead... U called the complete family n declared me an auntie?

B: meri drama queen, sunooo,

Grrr...how he sometimes irritates the hell out of me, I so want to strangle him sometimes...

I dint stop with my banter while the rest of the clan stood as if they are pretty used to it, with little perplexed expression,

Ofcourse my daadi should involve into us..

"Oyeee bus kar puttar, teri behen nu chedna chaddo..

Ye bataoo... ki gal hain? Jo hum sab nu bulaaya?"

B: main kahan ched raha hun aapki pothi ko? I m telling fact , therez somebody whoz goin to call her aunt...😉

I: who is that ? Should b an idiot like u...🤔

With that, my bhabi cum soulsis came into veiw with widest grin ive ever seen her with n she is blushing. Wait, what😲? The tomboy of girls city is blushing? ??😲😲

B: actually there 2 people , a boy n a girl.

I: who are they bhai? No one in the world would dare to do that n u noe it!

B: exactly, behna... They dint come into the world yet, it takes another 5 months!😃😃😃

While rest of my family whooped into glee, happiness , hugged each other, congratulated my brother, it took me a while for getting around what the hell was happening, I mean what heavens were happening ...

Meanwhile ," Ruhi?" My brother piped,"Im sorry, but you fine with aunty thing? Or we can teach them to call you didi?"and

I was watching with a wide smile plastered to my face , dazed...but some how managed to answer...

Me :I dont mind them calling me aunt...coz simultaneously, shravan , nirvan, Rosa n Sarin become uncles n aunts for them na?⭐️

Every one in my family had moistness in their eyes, coz when I look back, my bro n me weren't in much gud terms becoz he has at boarding school untill he was 10 n couldn't get to see me even, cause of similar assignment for which my dad went to canada for 6 years, when I returned back , my bhai was brought back to home n he was showing cold shoulder to me ,

Only later we got noe of his insecurity of my parents n me leaving him. What kind of person does That?

You love a person or persons, without even communicating with them properly, u get to a personal opinion on them, that they are bound to leave you, n u act arround them as if you hate them so that they don't love you? Aren't you giving them a reason to leave you unknowingly?

It was then my tolerance broke, n hells were left loose, when i started hitting my brother with my monopoly board (made of cardboard n plastic), n poured the carrom board powder on to his head. ...He caught me in time , before I jug out my barbie dolls on his face, he yelped, Pagal behna kya kar rahi ho? Idiot!! Im not an idiot bhai, you are!, I shouted back, n not just that, u are a stupid as well...oh, I forgot ur a stuckup person, u are mindless person, brainless person, n ultimately idiot!

N since then, our calling names to each other started...

n we are here now, he referring me as a central person in sharing his best moment of his life with family,

He didn't tell that he is going to be a father of 2 kids, but told that im to be an aunt for his kids

With emotions overwhelming me, I didn't notice my daadi coming n putting kajal on my tab screen where my bhai n bhabi were there, What thee ???😲

With that pulled the ipad in other direction..., Only to find My paati ,a competitive person that she is, splly when it comes to her punjaban sambdhi,put on kumkumchawal, phool barsaat n arti thali to my tab...

For heavens sake, do all ur rituals when they get bck , spare my ipad...with which I shielded it in my arms, while everyone burst into laughter. ...

Including my stupid bro n my ushy di, despite knowing quite well that I earned the ipad that I own...but before I could intensify my glare, the idiot had to speak out n pull my other cousins into bearing my wrath

Bro:nirvan n shravan knew it all along, this is surprise for the family especially u , dear idiotic sissy!

I: I completely agree bhai, I share ur genes! N so do nirvaan n shravan! Therez got to be some DNA confusing thing happened when our generation got in...

Everyone in familia laughed out loud at this, n well, I might be so good as my ishima, but obviously I got my dad's rough sassy tongue

While my brother went on my father, and is an utter perfection in the things he does and is rough jab for lazy people under him in office, hez a jello of emotion when it comes to family, somehow more towards me. ..apparently his thick ego dissolves when hez with ladies of family!

B:therez one more thing, im getting back to india by new year,

My papa: ill book tickets

No need of return tickets dad, he shouted

His project has around 14 months ,23 days to do still, well, yeah I had been counting days for my brother s return you see...that's how I know this😳

B: I completed few formalities and appointed another competent employee for the task dad, its the reason, y I couldn't get time to turnup to all of u past 2 weeks. I dont want my babies to miss the wonderful family, even if they are in the womb... I sort of the pain of it!

I :well here im thinking of ur not talking to be due to missing us, being an idiot that u r...😉

B: well ur right,😆 oye buaji honewali, kuch naam soch liya karo,

I: I smiled n texted to him *AadhyUsh and AadhiSha*...

He bent down to check his phone n announced the names to everyone!

B:Ur spontaneity is credible Ruhi...

Me:Na, I have been thinking about ur baby's names since the day u asked me Usha dii s phone number.

Aadhithya n Usha are sort of unique names even in combination, bhai. Ur kids names translate as first light and first win,

Urs are first babies in coming up generation bhai, like u n I are!

As I explained, the smiles we had on our faces only greww wider if anything like that is possible...

N my bhai called out, to say bye to us ,

Bro:Ruhi, I got to pack up things, since Usha is the queen now, I gotta move my butt all along the flat.spare me yaar..k,bye every one, meet you on new years eve!

Me: N Usha dii u gotta tell out to me that which u ve promised to tell me after u get back! Take rest, make my brother work , dont dare to even lift the food from ur plate!He ll feed you,

My bro protests, "don't I have anything else to do?"🥱

Me:U , Mr. Adi bhalla, take care of my sis cum bhabi these 4 days till u get back...Yahaan aane ke baadh, tumhe woh opportunity thodi milne waali hain!😆

All the family said congratulations to the couple once agn,

I cleaned up my ipad and brought it into my room, while the whole of my family is still rejoicing n is in festive mood...

Is then I realised therez a new pm awaiting me past 2 hours!

Well, teacher! Here I come to u, u dint ask me reason for my late reply, but I owe u one , will tell you the reason of my late reply in the form of an OS...

N gods know when would I be able to pen it down , n most importantly, type it down, cause I'm a lazy bum when it comes to typing!I might put put this os before new years...

I picked up the tab again , while I started typing it off, I said a good night to my spl freinds on iF... Only to get a message from nirvan," Roo... All our cousins are planning to surprise adi bhai n usha bhabi, brace urself except garv n chandu, everyone else is coming the day on dec30"

With an exasperated sigh...Thinking in my head, that buffalo went into water...I put down my Ipad, to search for party items to welcome my bhabi n bhai!

Well, what can I say, my os will b mounted by 4th or 5th , I.e., if my cousins leave me to peace after 3rd!

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Finally! Done, I know it could confuse u,but fell free to putiin the questions. And giv ur comments as well!😊