Seduction wale Kos-Pints - Page 11

Originally posted by: MERARAI

LOL Paru, even if you got whacked with a hammer it won't be strong enough to knock the crap out of the mind once you have seen it just going by the posts on IF. Bakwas pur bakwas track. The writer seems to have forgotten the sketch of the characters she crafted. The tough smart chick from Chennai is suddenly the dumbest dame in Delhi? They have managed to dissect every character like kabab meat that the basic identity of the core characters has been damaged beyond repair.

Are viewers expected to watch the show as if it's an episodic drama as the characters morph and lose their identity with every passing day? Feels like writers stepped on an oil painting that was still wet. Cheee too bad.

Originally posted by: Oishi_S

@bold-Haa over. My life is utla right now. Staying awake at night and sleeping in the morning. 😆

Raman was the best there. His expression said, they are doing drama, let them. I might as well get popcorns. 🥱

Originally posted by: felciya

Awesome Paru. 👍🏼The Revolving brain theory😆Loved your kos-pints.

Originally posted by: paru_rox

Raman had only one thought going - How come Ass-oak gets to do it without marriage while I can't even after marriage 😆

Originally posted by: janu12345

Sorry for butting in.. but Paaru yaar...

This track has been clearly who is dumber.. Mihika vs Assoak...

Clearly what Mihika was doing was not going to expose Assoak only get her into a mess (mess being an understatement)...

and what Assoak is now doing saying i am abla mard is ideally has to get him married to Shagun...and I cant wait for this...the only sane conclusion to this crap is how both their plans failed! 😆

Originally posted by: Veeann

Yes, this is how I predict the storyline

Beard - lots of asoon etc are going to flow (eg Accident track)
Stubble - Puttar is going to sex it up (eg Kya, Sacchi keh doon) Swoon 😳
Clean shave - some purely ramantic moments coming up (remember the lep on the face, the dressing her up at the school, pakka seal the deal etc etc.) Drool 😳

The Shani jealousy track is an exception to this rule but like the CVs I am going to forget it ever happened.

Originally posted by: paru_rox

As usual, kostins invented by M who I doubt is watching the show anymore. Kos-pints by me - with the current track we need pints (of beer), lots of them to take this crap.

Also I want to apologize *Dil se* to all those to whom I cudn't reply back in the last Kos-pints. Wasn't well and it just got bad. By the time I got well, the show had gone for a toss. You can figure out why I didn't come back to spam. Am sowwiee 😳



Toshi ji, pleej to control your snarky comments on ex-bahu. If she doesn't get hitched to Che-foot do inch, she comes back to haunt your Paanch foot nau inch. Just saying.


Paanch Foot Nau Inch ... well ur scale is wrong ... he looks more like chaar foot nau inch in front of that Godzilla AssOak ... just saying ...

you know what ... when Toshiji was doing that Bhoot aaya act in the dream of Apshagun . I recalled this line 🤣🤣🤣

Knock Knock ... Dumbo on the run:

Simmy - Ass Oak upstairs ...
Raman - in his honeymoon suite ...
Mihir - doing rang-raliyaan ...
Ishita - with a girl *gasp*.

Soon ... Ass-Oak and Mihika caught sitting in a tree ...oops bed.

Shagun - See its just Mihika, our wedding planner. Didn't we have this scene already with Shirley the wedding planner. Told ya guys, mera Ashok just can't be at fault.
🤣 Tree ... you do not want to know the gutter we did on the long and short of the bed ka size. Pleej to not forget the heart shaped pillow 🤣.

The Revolving Brain Theory in YHM still holds good.
Simmy is on a full functioning brain all to herself. While Ishita & Shagun share one coz of the common dor between them ... no not Raman, its the saheliyon ka pyaar these two share. Mihika continues to work on Zilch.

Well ... I have a different take on the Revolving brain theory and I have already shared it with you ... you already know I will be skinned alive if I ended up sharing it in the public forum. Vaise, a friend vaali advice. Patent this theory. There are way too many candidates to grasp this one from your hold 😛. 🤣🤣


Wackiness Unlimited:
Wacko baccha comes in with the dialogue of the Day. "My conniving mum & Ass-holish Dad *fake one* are just meant to be".

Me - For once we hope the words outta your mouth are the truth *which you aren't known to speak*.

Wacko Baccha - Lolz, you think? This is for all the IF members to decode & symbolize about till their brains wear out. Remember I don't forgive. (Or think. Or change expressions.)

Well ... the kid tried to emote for God sake, MCP raised an eyebrow and Mani ... well Mani tried his best to show emotion of awe 😲 ... give them space .. they are learning .. Adi ke dadaji banne tak they will surely learn a couple ... err ... ok may be ... MAY BE ... one expression ... 🤣🤣🤣

Jab CV's say, sky is the limit for shit to fly:

Heights is when Ass-Oak (ok more like Sangram) looked HOT in a white sherwani on his haldi. Look how a two week course of Sautan-bani-saheli has scrambled my brains.

🤣 ... oops u missed Param jee ... 😳😳 (Vaise, I actually felt Anurag looked nice in the sherwani. People are so gonna be afraid of me now. Drooling over a lecher 😲)

Heights is also when poor (in expressions) Mani had to do a about-turn in his samajh of Raman coz someone had to push him in the Pool of Guilt. Job well done, he now gets Raman again.

Heights is also when Ruhi's character too does an about turn and rushes to Shagun Mama happily for an overnight stay. CV's -- you just showed the kid almost slapped by that woman a day ago. Bacche ko toh chod dete?

--> Only this

Heights is also when Puttar has a facial hair explosion every time angst is about to hit him coz tears need company. Err ... but Puttar, you could have managed one shave in the past 2 weeks, no?

EWWW ... Looks like he too Movember to another level 🤢

Slime wale Pints:
S is for the Seduction that Ass-Oak was victimized with coz he needed confirmation on being a mard. We sincerely hope Shag's wasn't marrying him without verifying this fact 😲. S is also for Stupid to the times of infinite that Mihika is.

Well, if staying with Apshagun could not bring a nanha munna AssOak for six years .. all he got was a false alarm ... to confirmation to banta hai na ... and uspe bhi dekho ... he just got to show off his Godzilla shareer ... CV's please to exchange scripts ... err ... scenes and ask Puttar to don/remove the same clothes ... (Kahani me twist, Puttar does not wear baniyan ... so we get a shirtless Puttar ... Yay to that ... V ke kaan khade ho gaye 😆😆)


L is for the Love that Mrs.Iyer has for muhurutam coz it just shall not pass under her iron rule. She flew down from Chennai to make sure of it.

Lets ask her to find a muhurtam for Ishra's cons-wu-mation and put her up to it. 😃


I is for the Incredibly perfect plans that Pervy cooks up which Neva-Evaa fail. Just how many brains is this guy hoarding?

😳😳 .. Mai sharma gayi ... Param Jee ... 🤣

M is for Puttar's Mohabbatein which surfaced from the Pits of Guilt where he dived a week ago ... Finally!!! M is also for Mani & Simmy who looked cute next to each other in the precap (yes I like them together. Sue Me)
😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 ... I am so gonna sue you for this. While the world was busy finding ear plugs, I was busy trying to find that damn spark between Mani and Simmi. If they do not meet, I hound you now. BAS.


E is for Puttar & Biwi's Eye-Sex *accha wala* which made us blush after a long long time. Awww getta room already, you two 😳

I repeat ... Amma ko bolo Muhuratam dhoonde


Pint of the Day:
Mihir travels to his own personal crazy, shouting, raving, gelled-hair-all-over-the-place wala space every time he's caught in the midst of a rasam drama.
Junior Puttar wannabe - Rasam's don't suit you. Just saying.

My heart went out for Mihir yesterday ... so mazaak banana 😛


Kostin of the Day: Agreed that Bhalla land inhabitants are a tad bit daft ... but seriously, no one could make out Mihika was drugged?

... SickA** JEE ka tweet nahi pada ... u FOOLS ... err .. FANS ... pata nahi kya kya dhoonte rehte hai ... logic .. I tell ya .. unemployment bad gayi hai ... people have so much time ... 😛

Kostin of the Track: Since Sautans are the new sisterhood in making ... Is Mihika now Ishita's sautan's sautan OR Shagun now Ishita's sister through the bonds of Mihika's saut-ness? Bolo bolo 😛

Rishton ke bhi roop badalte hain
Naye naye saanche mein dhalte hain
Ek sautan aati hain ek jaati hain
Banti kahani nayi
Kyunki sautan bhi kabhi saheli thi
Haa sautan bhi kabhi saheli thi
Kyunki sautan bhi kabhi saheli thi
Haa sautan bhi kabhi saheli thi

Khelne wale baith ke dekhenge
Naye khiladi khel yeh khelenge
Rishton ka rang badla
Naaton ka dhang badla
Aaina phir bhi wahi
Kyunki sautan bhi kabhi saheli thi
Haa sautan bhi kabhi saheli thi
Kyunki sautan bhi kabhi saheli thi
Haa sautan bhi kabhi saheli thi

🤣 --> Can I shamelessly say am proud of this ?🤣🤣🤣🤣


Vaise since u had me thinking about the expression parivaar ... I give up ... I modify my statement, by the time Adi becomes a dadaji, they will be the master of one expression .. not MAY BE .. .they will be ... it is called the WOODEN EXPRESSION 🤣

Sorry for my sada hua dry humor. It is cold. Am bored and sleepy and the only logical thing in this forum right now seems to be your kostpins.

Originally posted by: ankita_sidana

Aww paru..awesum kos pints..loved itt totally

Thmks 4 pm...glad to see kos pints after a long time...i missed some i guess


Toshi ji, pleej to control your snarky comments on ex-bahu. If she doesn't get hitched to Che-foot do inch, she comes back to haunt your Paanch foot nau inch. Just saying.

Paanch foot nau inch🤣

actually right yeh shadi hona ni better hai😆😆


Knock Knock ... Dumbo on the run:

Simmy - Ass Oak upstairs ...
Raman - in his honeymoon suite ...
Mihir - doing rang-raliyaan ...
Ishita - with a girl *gasp*.

Soon ... Ass-Oak and Mihika caught sitting in a tree ...oops bed.

Shagun - See its just Mihika, our wedding planner. Didn't we have this scene already with Shirley the wedding planner. Told ya guys, mera Ashok just can't be at fault.

Wow...wat a logic? He actually seems wid wedding planner every night

good observation and memory paaru

The Revolving Brain Theory in YHM still holds good.
Simmy is on a full functioning brain all to herself. While Ishita & Shagun share one coz of the common dor between them ... for a moment i actually thought raman only but no it was pyaar...okk. 🤣no not Raman, its the saheliyon ka pyaar these two share. Mihika continues to work on Zilch.


Wackiness Unlimited:
Wacko baccha comes in with the dialogue of the Day. "My conniving mum & Ass-holish Dad *fake one* are just meant to be".

Me - For once we hope the words outta your mouth are the truth *which you aren't known to speak*.

Wacko Baccha - Lolz, you think? This is for all the IF members to decode & symbolize about till their brains wear out. Remember I don't forgive. (Or think. Or change expressions.)

Lol...he wont give expressions..you love him..abuse him or bajaofy him..watever😃😆


Jab CV's say, sky is the limit for shit to fly:

Heights is when Ass-Oak (ok more like Sangram) looked HOT in a white sherwani on his haldi. Look how a two week course of Sautan-bani-saheli has scrambled my brains.

Heights is also when poor (in expressions) Mani had to do a about-turn in his samajh of Raman coz someone had to push him in the Pool of Guilt. Job well done, he now gets Raman again.

Heights is also when Ruhi's character too does an about turn and rushes to Shagun Mama happily for an overnight stay. CV's -- you just showed the kid almost slapped by that woman a day ago. Bacche ko toh chod dete?
Actually..poor kid.🥱
Heights is also when Puttar has a facial hair explosion every time angst is about to hit him coz tears need company. Err ... but Puttar, you could have managed one shave in the past 2 weeks, no?

Dying to see him in clean shave again

but loving beard also😆😆
Slime wale Pints:
S is for the Seduction that Ass-Oak was victimized with coz he needed confirmation on being a mard. We sincerely hope Shag's wasn't marrying him without verifying this fact 😲. S is also for Stupid to the times of infinite that Mihika is.


L is for the Love that Mrs.Iyer has for muhurutam coz it just shall not pass under her iron rule. She flew down from Chennai to make sure of it.


I is for the Incredibly perfect plans that Pervy cooks up which Neva-Evaa fail. Just how many brains is this guy hoarding?


M is for Puttar's Mohabbatein which surfaced from the Pits of Guilt where he dived a week ago ... Finally!!! M is also for Mani & Simmy who looked cute next to each other in the precap (yes I like them together. Sue Me)


E is for Puttar & Biwi's Eye-Sex *accha wala* which made us blush after a long long time. Awww getta room already, you two 😳
Aww..awesum pints

loved E😳😳

and L🤣

Pint of the Day:
Mihir travels to his own personal crazy, shouting, raving, gelled-hair-all-over-the-place wala space every time he's caught in the midst of a rasam drama.
Junior Puttar wannabe - Rasam's don't suit you. Just saying.
Mihir junior puttar...no shak🤣
I wonder when will puttar speak up

bas tamasha dekh rha hai khde khde
Kostin of the Day: Agreed that Bhalla land inhabitants are a tad bit daft ... but seriously, no one could make out Mihika was drugged?

The same came to my mind also. No one realised she was not in the senses.
Kostin of the Track: Since Sautans are the new sisterhood in making ... Is Mihika now Ishita's sautan's sautan OR Shagun now Ishita's sister through the bonds of Mihika's saut-ness? Bolo bolo 😛
Okk...end pe aake itna gol mol ho gya ki i had to read the last part thrice

kbhi sautun kabhi behan🤣

it really cracked me up

Good job paaru..lovely work dear⭐️👏