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Hey guys ... kos-pints for today. Not well, but kuch toh likha hai. Also love the people who sent PM's for a new post 🤗
Plans in Action *'least something is*:
Puttar cudn't wait for Mani's awesomeness to unfold, coz fans are baying for his blood to cough up the famous Con-Fuse-On's and Biwi is needed for that.
He had his own plans for the day:
Plan A - Fetch Toshi ji who engages Inspector in her dramatics while Ishita digs a tunnel to escape.
But Plan A failed coz Ishita be no rodent *& she likes prison*; plus Mani needs to win this one too. Woe be Puttar who's puttar needs to wait.
Plan B - Fetch Wacko kid from the House of Turds, threaten him with a course of "How to give expressions" and make him fess up.
This worked coz nothing can shake that kid outta his one look only per episode kyunki-contract- utnay-ka-hi-tha.
Kostin - But what about the bigger crime of subjecting viewers to his horrible expressions?
Look who's happy:
Kameena No 1 Pervy: I wanna adopt this kid. Will teach him new tricks every day.
Kameena No 1 MCP: Bro, must say the little wacko fits in our home well.
Kameena No 1 Lecher: Damn, if only Mihika was his mom, he wud've been da apple of my eye.
First of First's:
Adi *ughh* - Look who's taken the first step to being ... a criminal.
Mihika - Look who's taken the first step (+1) to being ... her nanad's sautan.
Raman - Look who's taken the first step to a First class round trip to being ... guilty. Welcome tooo Guilt Land 👏
Ishita - Look who's taken many steps to being Mahaan. But this ain't selflessness, more like idiotism. Just saying.
None of us realized that The Return of Simmy's Brains was actually a Double Bonanza Blockbuster. It featured the Return of Shagun's brains (albeit partly) too.
Now if only the Trilogy could be completed with the Return of Mihika's brains too.
Lies wale Pints:
L is for the Lockup that Toshi ji wanted see her bahu in before she gave her side of the story up. After all she's a saas first.
I is for the Ishita's Ideology (that kids should be taught the difference between right & wrong) which does not apply to Adi coz he is pareshaan. Yup I agree, dimaag se.
E is for the Extreme Emotions that Mihir had for saalon-se-bichdi-behna coz everything's gotta be about him.
S is for the Sociopath wale traits that Wacko kid is developing. He needs help. Pronto.
Ser-pint of the Day
I just had to say this. That kid needs psychiatric help. This is the second time he has committed a serious crime without any heed to the repercussions. If Adi had to sudhrofy, he would have done so after the accident track. But there is no remorse, no guilt, no thought for the consequences. Most worrisome was that a kid hurts himself real bad just for revenge on someone else. This is not normal behaviour. CV's need to stop the developing sociopath traits in a child else show some serious action taken to curb this.
Pint of the Day:
Mani-ism is like "Buddhism with super-powers" ... calm (auwaiz with the same expression too), quiet and well connected ... oops I meant collected.
If Ishita would do a bhagwaan ko guhaar about something, bet Mani would know someone up there too.
Kostin of the Day:
Adi was 11 during the accident track. Today he was 10. Dimaag ke saath, age bhi kam ho rahi hai kya?
Kostin of the Track:
So seriously, THIS is Mihika's plan? Let Shagun catch the two in a compromising position so that she finally judges the level of Ass-Oak's kameenapan.
I see her taking shaadi ke phere with Ass-Oak just so the neurons in Shagun's brain warm up. Mind is boggled
Plans in Action *'least something is*:
Puttar cudn't wait for Mani's awesomeness to unfold, coz fans are baying for his blood to cough up the famous Con-Fuse-On's and Biwi is needed for that.
He had his own plans for the day:
Plan A - Fetch Toshi ji who engages Inspector in her dramatics while Ishita digs a tunnel to escape.
But Plan A failed coz Ishita be no rodent *& she likes prison*; plus Mani needs to win this one too. Woe be Puttar who's puttar needs to wait.
Plan B - Fetch Wacko kid from the House of Turds, threaten him with a course of "How to give expressions" and make him fess up.
This worked coz nothing can shake that kid outta his one look only per episode kyunki-contract- utnay-ka-hi-tha.
Kostin - But what about the bigger crime of subjecting viewers to his horrible expressions?
Look who's happy:
Kameena No 1 Pervy: I wanna adopt this kid. Will teach him new tricks every day.
Kameena No 1 MCP: Bro, must say the little wacko fits in our home well.
Kameena No 1 Lecher: Damn, if only Mihika was his mom, he wud've been da apple of my eye.
First of First's:
Adi *ughh* - Look who's taken the first step to being ... a criminal.
Mihika - Look who's taken the first step (+1) to being ... her nanad's sautan.
Raman - Look who's taken the first step to a First class round trip to being ... guilty. Welcome tooo Guilt Land 👏
Ishita - Look who's taken many steps to being Mahaan. But this ain't selflessness, more like idiotism. Just saying.
None of us realized that The Return of Simmy's Brains was actually a Double Bonanza Blockbuster. It featured the Return of Shagun's brains (albeit partly) too.
Now if only the Trilogy could be completed with the Return of Mihika's brains too.
Lies wale Pints:
L is for the Lockup that Toshi ji wanted see her bahu in before she gave her side of the story up. After all she's a saas first.
I is for the Ishita's Ideology (that kids should be taught the difference between right & wrong) which does not apply to Adi coz he is pareshaan. Yup I agree, dimaag se.
E is for the Extreme Emotions that Mihir had for saalon-se-bichdi-behna coz everything's gotta be about him.
S is for the Sociopath wale traits that Wacko kid is developing. He needs help. Pronto.
Ser-pint of the Day
I just had to say this. That kid needs psychiatric help. This is the second time he has committed a serious crime without any heed to the repercussions. If Adi had to sudhrofy, he would have done so after the accident track. But there is no remorse, no guilt, no thought for the consequences. Most worrisome was that a kid hurts himself real bad just for revenge on someone else. This is not normal behaviour. CV's need to stop the developing sociopath traits in a child else show some serious action taken to curb this.
Pint of the Day:
Mani-ism is like "Buddhism with super-powers" ... calm (auwaiz with the same expression too), quiet and well connected ... oops I meant collected.
If Ishita would do a bhagwaan ko guhaar about something, bet Mani would know someone up there too.
Kostin of the Day:
Adi was 11 during the accident track. Today he was 10. Dimaag ke saath, age bhi kam ho rahi hai kya?
Kostin of the Track:
So seriously, THIS is Mihika's plan? Let Shagun catch the two in a compromising position so that she finally judges the level of Ass-Oak's kameenapan.
I see her taking shaadi ke phere with Ass-Oak just so the neurons in Shagun's brain warm up. Mind is boggled
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