Originally posted by: paru_rox
As usual, kostins invented by my friend M ... she ain't here and you get Kos-pints:
Randomness is what you get when the episode bores me to death, is slower than a lame snail and dumber than a CV's brain.
Dumping in the Dumps:
Raman gets dumped by Shagun.
Ishita gets dumped by Subbu & Prateek.
Shagun gets dumped by Ashok.
Mihir gets dumped by Mihika.
Romi gets dumped by Sarika.
Pervy gets dumped by bleddy every woman *Simmy does not count*
MCP gets dumped by ... well whoever it was, it sure wasn't an aurat coz he hates them.
And now Maniii gets dumped with two kids woh bhi bina saat phere.
Fandom: Too much dumping can lead the show into the dumps. Just saying.
🤣 Mani gets dumped and he has the kids...😆 btw, Mani aaya aur MCP gaayab...kahi unn dono ka koyi past connection toh nahi...I mean considering MCP hates women, u know? nothing can be said...aur haan, iss slot mein aise bold themes nahi dikaa sakte...so may be MCP went on exile while Mani onscreen...
Dainty and the Drunk:
Drunken Ass: Think I have seen you somewhere.
Sexy Babe: Try it on someone else dude.
Drunken Ass: Oh, I did but she said no.
Sexy Babe: And you thought I was more approachable.
Drunken Ass: You're wearing a short skirt, ain't you?
Sexy Babe: STFU will ya?
Drunken Ass: What's that now?
Sexy Babe Verdict: Drunk, cheap and dumb to boot.
Viewer Verdict : Ass-Oak & Shagun are just meant to be. True love is so touching *sniff*
true love hi toh hai...isiliye toh 6 years saath teh...waise Shagun has some cosmic connection to number 6...6 years with Raman, then 6 years with 6 foot 2 inch Ashok...ladaayi with 6 foot MCP... Mani ka height bhi kareeban 6 something hoga na? nahi nahi just asking...u never know what happens in soapy land.
Kostin: Ashok kaise 6 years tak committed to SHagun raha...aur was he cheating behind her back and she didnt even knoh...Shagun proves dumber than Simmo na?
Lets play Who is dumber? Simmo or Shagun?
Sapne Suhaane Shaadi ke:
Jab Mihir ek chhota baccha tha, he had dreamed about his wedding.
Jaise jaise woh bada hua, woh sirf yeh hi sochta tha -- Uski shaadi aisi hogi, uski shaadi waisi hogi. Sherwani pehne ghode pe sawaar ho kar dulhan ayegi ... oops sorry, I meant woh jayega. Excetra excetra.
Explains the Grand wedding ka siyappa despite pyaar, scores of failed attempts & the innate horny-ness 😕
yeh sapne sapne hi rehenge shaayad...and the worst part is bechaare ko harr pal, kal shaadi kal shaadi waala feeling rehta hai...every preparation is done as if its the shaadi next day! Now i understand why they had sangeet for the engagement...😆
Hide & Seek wale Kos-pints:
Bhalla land is like Nowhere land where no one knows what's going on and no one knows where anyone is. No understand? Wait, me explains.
Rinki: The only evidence she existed is her pics on the walls of the house and fandom ki yaadein. Aaj bhi posts banti hain Rinki ki yaad mein, but no one else bothers. Coz that's how easy it is to forget you have another kid. Well I don't blame Toshiji for this especially if one has Simmy to deal with.
Subbu: This guy did not even get a chance. One scene and some FB's. I can't even blame him for pulling a disappearing act. But he will always hold a special place in the hearts of millions of fans and their OS/SS/ FF's.
Bala/ Subbu's Mum: She taunts, she frowns & she moans (& not in a good way). Yet she was the first one to bring out Puttar's protective avataar. I miss her. Bas.
Sarika: Last I heard this gareeb peon ki beti was busy playing trip, fall & eye-sex with Maharana Pratap's Dad. Careful Toshiji, you already have a Jhansi ki rani in your home. Any more history and you might be history.
Romi: Poor guy tries hard to get his act together but acchai doesn't pay - literally. And neither does angry big bro. The handsome hunk is reduced to stripping at Hen parties in the zaalim duniya of alternate channels. No wonder in the one breakfast sponsored for him this week, Bhai asked him to close his shirt buttons.
Pervy : He came, he conquered and they showered. Bas.
Ruhi: For a story that started with "Ruhi ke liye", Ruhi does not seem to feature in it much, no?
Adi: Boy ... not even going there.
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Meanwhile, in Bhalla Land today --
Puttar: If everyone gets to hide n seek, so do I. Watch me play with wifey coz picking her up like a decent husband is just too much to ask of me.
Yeh hai mohabatein is all about hits and misses...Ashok hitting on Shagun, then hitting on Mihika...then hitting on random girls...
Rinki and co going missing...
Humein toh Raman hitting on Ishita and Ishita, Raman missing each other dekhna tha...aur pal pal mohabat badaana tha...par yahaan toh pal pal badthi hai shikaayatein and that too from us fans...no one else seems bothered na?
And regarding Raman going to pick his wife...i am still confused why Raman went to pick her up and usse dekhte hi chup gaya...for god's sake he is the CEO of a company and awarded as CEO of the year...koyi toh yaad dilo yaar...bhool jaatha hai bechaara! biwi ke pyar mein shaayad aisa hi hota hai...but dinosaur beech mein kyun aaya...
Ab Raman aur Dinosaur ke mohabbatein badhengi kya?
I was so annoyed at his insults...so rude and over the top...Ishita's casual response irked me more.No wife can take so much rudeness...i so wanted her to give him her piece of mind...this was so annoying!
Tracking the Track:
Girl meets Boy ...ok, his kiddo. Girl falls in love with kiddo but since she can't marry the kid, she marries the boy. Loads of drama. Girl's sis marries villain. Vamp gives crap overdose. New guy enters. Girl and Boy do it. Girl and Boy go their own way. Meet after 20 years, still look the same. Girl meets Boy. Ahh well, you know the drill -- wash, rinse & repeat.
Me: But ... but there's still something missing.
CV's: Well ok, we add a couple of plastic surgeries if you want.
Me: No No ... it's the Elusive Hug.
CV's: Not Fair. You can't miss something you never had. What is this anyways?
Me: Ishita running into Raman's arms. Fultoo cliche 😳
CV's: Yes well, you don't get that even if they do the confU-ssion and the con-woos-&-motions.
Me: But Whyyy?
CV's: Coz the fans asked for it. And we never do what the fans want, do we?
🤣 Loop mein hota rehta hai...6-7 generations perhaps...unnka record toh wahi thodenge na? so sit back and enjoy...
Kostin of the Day:
Ishuuu dresses well only for Maniii while Puttar gets fugly kapde ki thaan and fuglier ant hills on head (just so the guy remembers he's short).
Am confused, was Subbu her pehla pyaar or Maniii, OR is this revenge coz Puttar refuses to break his brahmacharya?
Bollywood Feel wala Kostin:
Ishuuu
Maniii
Ishuuu
Maniii
Who else gets the 80's bollywood movie feel where hero & heroine used to call out their names from top of the cliffs coz well cable TV wasn't discovered & they had nothing better to do 😛
they are too excited na? Ishita even finds Mani better than her own husband...
I am worried at that excitement...Ishita married Raman just for Ruhi aur ab bhi wahi haal hai...aur ab Mani had 2 kids...he needs a selfless mother for his kids too...upar se Shagun is all set to return...reason enough to worry na?
Ishu forgot her head crown...thats one good thing in the episode
Pint of the Day:
Seriously, two kids without shaadi, at 7.30 slot ?? All I can say is ... Cheee 😆
cheee...how can they show 2 kids out of wedlock...Shagun, kuch seeko...11 PM slot mein hoke bhi Ashok se ek baccha toh manage karleti...agar aisa hota toh Ashok ko apne mutti mein rakh paati...ek taraf Adi aur majhboor Raman...aur ek taraf majhboor Ashok and his son...Raj karthi Raj...iss tarah abla naari bannke apne bhai ko karzdaar nahi banaathi.....😆😉
