Originally posted by: paru_rox
As usual Kostins invented by a dear friend. Combine them with pints and then there were Kos-pints.
Shaatir Dimaag's of the Day:
Amma - I be smart. Get the entire world converted to Madrasanism.
Neelu - I be smart. Eavesdrop, bhadkao the chinkari and then watch the fun.
Toshi - I be smart. Punjabi wala revenge. Remove goggles, give eye infection to Madrasan 😈
Ha ha, I just love this title. How about Sanjana and her dimaag. Making an idiot of Ishita with complete ease
"Ner-Man - coz he is the Man":
Shagun - Nerdy RaMan was not so "nerdy" down there.
Sanjana - Oh my ... I can so attest to that.
Ishita - Nerdy Raman seems to have seduced half the women in the world. Damn ... no wonder he is still tired after 6 years.
Me - Now I know why Nerdy Raman wore suspenders *phew* 😲
🤣 🤣 Yaar, Nerdy ya aaj wala avatar, Raman da puttar is always in demand. Kya self control hai bande ke paas 👏
Perspectives differ:
Toshi ji - Its too hot in Delhi. Can't wear the garam saree that Madrasan brought ...Damn !!!
Bhalla ji - Air-conditioned dhoti gives lots of scope with Totta Toshiji ... WHAM & BAM!!!Puttar obviously gets his Casanova trait from papaji. Who knows, when Maiyaa runs out of ideas, we will get Papajis outside the blanket offspring coming in as characters.
I - spy:
Household espionage is the new corporate espionage. Neelu turned out sarvagun sampann in this too. Raman, pleej to depute her as a spy in Ass-Oak's company.
Ass-Oak & MCP happy coz they found a khaandani kudi and Forum happy coz it fulfills the fantasies of many.🤣 🤣 🤣 Kaun chahta hai yeh bhayanak combo??? Kya Sick Fool ko ideas dena chahte ho tum log? Sick Fool ko kisi ne slap maara hai, bechaara. Did you read the tweet??
Trust wale Pints:
T is for the Trust *not enough* issues that Raman has. T is also for the Trust *too much* issues that Ishita has.
R is for the Roaring wali Biwi who greeted Puttar. Puttar almost growled, mewed and then scampered off as soon as he could.🤣Puttar is so cute when he is scared. Puttar is also cute when he is angry. And when he is jealous. And when he is busy. And when he is resting. And when he is sleeping. And when ...damn, yaar, puttar is just cute full stop. Koi roko mujhe...
U is for the Uber cuteness that Shravu & Raman were. Bas.
S is for Simmy & her bitchiness issues. S is also for Shagun & her bitchiness issues.S is then for Sanjana & her bitchiness issues. S is definitely for Suraj & his bitchiness issues. Oh and S is also for the aSs that Sanjana is making of Ishita.Great point yaar. Hadn't realised all the troublemakers are asses. 👏
T is again for capital T wala Trouble that Ishita goes looking for by her meddling ways.
MiMi Timeline across YHM:
Family meeting (before Ishra wedding): Insults, war & mini-seperation.
Sangeet ceremony: Love of his life did "Shanivaar Raati" with cutie Vibhu from Amreekaaa.
Engagement ceremony: Thappads ki baarish from Bhai coz someone needs to go berserk.
Court Marriage: Objections, fleeing and pataofying Mihika's mum for the wedding all over again.
Mihir : Next in line is Tikka ceremony. Coz I just never know when to quit while ahead.
Me: Really, you still wanna go there? Fine ... let's bring the circus to town again.Ba ha ha. Classic yaar. 👏
Symbolism of the Day decoded:
Iyer's have a 6 seater dining table while Bhalla's still eat on a 4 seater one. 6 - 4 = 2 which is the number years after marriage that Puttar breaks his brahmacharya. Bas.How rich is puttar? Why can't he buy a bigger house??? Are houses in Delhi very expensive?
Kostin of the Track:
Sanjana looks old enough to be Mihir's didi and Raman started his casanova ways since he was 6 yrs old. What alternate planet has Ishita left her brains on 😛Ekjactly