Volcano wale Kos-pints - Page 11

Originally posted by: vibhutii

Kostin of the Track:
Sanjana looks old enough to be Mihir's didi
and Raman started his casanova ways
since he was 6 yrs old. What alternate
planet has Ishita left her brains on


^^ Damnn true... she looks like of early twenties... RKB in early thirties...howss possible?
Although we accept that RKB looks lyk Romi's younger bro... but this pairing irritates me more than Romika...

I loved ur Kospints... and always been a silent reader... commenting first time... but all ur Kospints are worth commenting... !

Originally posted by: chetrohan

Paru,

Welcome back yaar. Missed u. You and Leo both were lost somewhere.

Episode was so real and every marriage goes through this kind of fight. Some reason we woman take this fight so seriously. Raman fought w Ishu because he did not want Ishita to yell at him. She gives the answer back today. Putter was taken back. 😃

Shrvu and Raman have better chemistry then shrvu and Bala. I say.

Toshiji is back to good MIL again vo simmorani nahi hai na.

Originally posted by: Loveforlife

Suspenders!!!! 🤣

Too good!!! Neelu the spy has all the potential to play a spy in The Americans Series!! 😆 She will definitely give Keri Russell and Mathew Rhys a hard time!!! 🤣

Originally posted by: MERARAI

Hey Paru

Excellent post. 👍🏼

Talking about the T*R*U*S*T factor...did Ishita hear any of her own ramblings? She questioned Raman's lack of trust...that he fails to share such important information with her...it's a case of the pot calling the kettle back. When has she confided in Raman about her Sanjana wali jasoosi or any of her night time escapades before she ventured into her impulsive jasoosi?
Trust is always one way in Soapy Land Meeru ... only one person has it at a particular time while the other is doing something ... err un-trustful (yes that is also a word now 😛)

Just because Raman is married to her does not necessarily mean he'd give her a list of his ex-gfs and confide his dating history to her. Some relationships may be well forgotten and he may have moved on...all this only if Sanjana wasn't churning out a cockamamie crap to stir trouble. 🤓 Btw, was Raman involved with Sanjana after Shagun left him?
Before his wedding to Shagun. No wait after his wedding to Shagun. No wait during his wedding to Shagun coz its some scientific crap about time travel and parallel universe.

I just listened to the dialogue of Ishita/Sanjana scenes...it was something Shagun could easily say. Is Param the mastermind behind bringing Shagun back to disrupt MiMi wedding...anything that interferes with Raman and Ishita makes his day. Will Sanjana fall into the trap of her lies and end this track putting the viewers out of our misery.
This is one thing I don't see happening soon *sigh*.

Ishita seems to latch on to the weakest link that fits her jasoosi. The biggest clue came from Sanjana when they met...Sanjana told Ishita Param was her last chance to find her brother. If Mihir was indeed her brother how in God's green earth would Mihir reconnect with his estranged sister on Param's say so. That may be the case if Lambu was her brother for Param is their resident consultant sent to the Bhallas just to keep troubling Raman and Ishita.
God's green earth ... no, no you are mistaken Meera. All this takes place in Soapy Land which does not conform to the norms of logic that mere humans do. Soapy land has no logic, only duds with suds 😛

Hope after the tamasha at the tilak ceremony Ishita will hang up her jasoosi jibba (tunic) and go back to her denture adventures😛.

Originally posted by: vidya.anand

yeh kaunse spineless biwi aur expression less pati hai...

luckily we have an expression se bhara miya biwi here...only thing is they have a very rare yet serious case of memory loss...

what therapy can we give them? 🤣

Originally posted by: paru_rox

@ red -- Nope am there with you on this one OJu. But its Mrs.Iyer who seems a much bigger torture to me 😡

@ pink -- Hmmm ... maybe puttar should bite her, she (and we) might be in for something good here 😉

Originally posted by: paru_rox

Meera ... your logic bhara reply has ZAPPED my brains and I now need to de-logicofy. Read my replies in blue while I go do the same.

Originally posted by: paru_rox

As usual Kostins invented by a dear friend. Combine them with pints and then there were Kos-pints.

To begin with ... ek big vaali jadoo ki jhappi ... 🤗 ... after two days of running around ... this is EXACTLY what I needed for my drooping eyes ... gosh .. right now typing seems worse than rock climbing to me.


Shaatir Dimaag's of the Day:

Amma - I be smart. Get the entire world converted to Madrasanism.
Neelu - I be smart. Eavesdrop, bhadkao the chinkari and then watch the fun.
Toshi - I be smart. Punjabi wala revenge. Remove goggles, give eye infection to Madrasan 😈


"Ner-Man - coz he is the Man":

Shagun - Nerdy RaMan was not so "nerdy" down there.
Sanjana - Oh my ... I can so attest to that.
Ishita - Nerdy Raman seems to have seduced half the women in the world. Damn ... no wonder he is still tired after 6 years.
Me - Now I know why Nerdy Raman wore suspenders *phew* 😲

Nerman ... 😲😲... do u have some kind of dushmani from me ... one of my client's name is Nerman Peterson ... You have damaged my professional life PERMANENTLY with this ... am suddenly have a new found phobia of video conferencing ...

@BOLD: And someone was trying to keep the post PG rated ... care to explain the suspenders vaala logic in detail??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Perspectives differ:
Toshi ji - Its too hot in Delhi. Can't wear the garam saree that Madrasan brought ...Damn !!!
Bhalla ji - Air-conditioned dhoti gives lots of scope with Totta Toshiji ... WHAM & BAM!!!


Paru ... do not MIS-direct the audience ... the forum waasis may start another twitter war in YHM to go for a Madrasi wedding in hopes of getting a glimpse of Puttar's Puttar.
Say Bye Bye to your last hope of PG rated thread 😛.


I - spy:
Household espionage is the new corporate espionage. Neelu turned out sarvagun sampann in this too. Raman, pleej to depute her as a spy in Ass-Oak's company.
Ass-Oak & MCP happy coz they found a khaandani kudi and Forum happy coz it fulfills the fantasies of many.


@BOLD: Now, am OFFENDED ... you see AshLu is the new found love of forum and I will NOT support any demeaning of this couple. BAS. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

MCP Kumar script was exchanged in your last post with Mutthu and the entire forum is extremely satisfied with his new Bhow Bhow script.
So, Kahani me naya twist ye hai ki AshLu ke beech me ki deewar bhi gir gayi ... ek teer se do nishane ...
For more details, pleej to review the highly acclaimed, brainstorming ka adda, reseach station ... our LU thread ... an FF is already in making ...

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Trust wale Pints:

T is for the Trust *not enough* issues that Raman has. T is also for the Trust *too much* issues that Ishita has. T also stands for Totaly Gone Case Ishita is acting with yet another Jagga Jasoos act.
R is for the Roaring wali Biwi who greeted Puttar. Puttar almost growled, mewed and then scampered off as soon as he could. Ispe kaise hasu ... that scene was too close to home ... Paru ... shaadi kar le ... fir tu bhi hasegi nahi ... is scene ko dekh kar sharma jayegi ki haaye ... meri life ka same to same depiction serial me bhi ... 🤣🤣🤣
U is for the Uber cuteness that Shravu & Raman were. Bas. Tingu akela madrasi kaafi hai hamare Punjabi Puttar Raman ke liye.
S is for Simmy & her bitchiness issues. S is also for Shagun & her bitchiness issues.S is then for Sanjana & her bitchiness issues. S is definitely for Suraj & his bitchiness issues. Oh and S is also for the aSs that Sanjana is making of Ishita. ... You Fans ... err ... FOOLS ... you forgot about You Know Who ... ok .. lemme give u a hint ... am the biggest Ass ... errr ... SickA** ... in town ... err ... city ... err ... country 😲 ... ok fine ... world ... 😲😲 ... now stop it 😲😲😲😲😲😲... galaxy ... OK FINE I GET IT ... UNIVERSE ... there I said it HAPPY.

Forum waasi get to call him SickA** as many times as they want for guessing who is he 😛.

T is again for capital T wala Trouble that Ishita goes looking for by her meddling ways.

T also stands for the Thanda which her dimag needs to get .

MiMi Timeline across YHM:

Family meeting (before Ishra wedding): Insults, war & mini-seperation.
Sangeet ceremony: Love of his life did "Shanivaar Raati" with cutie Vibhu from Amreekaaa.
Engagement ceremony: Thappads ki baarish from Bhai coz someone needs to go berserk.
Court Marriage: Objections, fleeing and pataofying Mihika's mum for the wedding all over again.
Mihir : Next in line is Tikka ceremony. Coz I just never know when to quit while ahead.
Me: Really, you still wanna go there? Fine ... let's bring the circus to town again.

Chameli Ki Shaadi ke baad Mihir Mihika ki shaadi ... err ... probable shaadi


Symbolism of the Day decoded:
Iyer's have a 6 seater dining table while Bhalla's still eat on a 4 seater one. 6 - 4 = 2 which is the number years after marriage that Puttar breaks his brahmacharya. Bas.

My extremely tired mind REFUSES to understand this logic after two days of non stop work ... it CONVENIENTLY ignored it ... BAS

Kostin of the Track:
Sanjana looks old enough to be Mihir's didi and Raman started his casanova ways since he was 6 yrs old. What alternate planet has Ishita left her brains on 😛

Andar ki inside vaali khabar ... Ekthi Maiya bought the rights of Balika Vadhu ... only SP asked for a Kahani me Twist with its nayi soch ... Ekthi Maiya misread it as NAHI SOCH ... and Voila ... Sanjana was born