The Adventures of Palak Paneer & Lingerie

Umm I don't even know where to begin 🤔😆

Let's start with the easy part.. the devouring of Palak Paneer. I feel so fortunate to have had Palak Paneer the night before, now I feel totally in sync with YHM 😆 The way Raman was licking his fingers and praising the paneer.. Ishita was enjoying every inch of the praise! 😉 Until her dhakkan pati said his mom made it :P Way to ruin it RKB! 😆 And then our cutie pie Ruhi comes in and we finally get at an IshRahi scene! 😳 it was adorable how Ruhi was trying to tell her Papa that the paneer was made by her pyaari Ishima! This kid is so adorable! 😆

Thank you Bhalla uncle for letting the cat out of the bag.. Raman's face was priceless when he found out Ishita made the paneer! 😆 Besharam kahinka he started coughing and criticizing the food.. only this man! *shake my head* 😆 The way he ran to his room making an excuse.. bacha tu toh gaya.. this man can't let his guard down ever! Buddhu kumar :P 😆

IshRa's scene in their bedroom was sooo meaningful and it showed soo much progress! First of all I absolutely LOVED how Ishita was all "cockroach cockraoch" and Raman shit his pants! 🤣 It was effing hilarious! 🤣🤣 Good job Ishu.. that is called "apne pati ko ungli pe nachaana"! 😉bechaara Raman cockroach ke naam pe naach gaya! 🤣 And also notice how Ishu says "aaj main inko sone nahin doongi" *ahem* *gutter mind activated* ☺️🤣 I TOLD YOU GUYS THAT ISHU WAS A WILD ONE! SHE IS A CHUPPI RUSTAM I TELL YOU! 🤣

Next we see the fight over vanvaas and sanyaas.. Ishu I hope you ask smartly.. its a once in a life time opportunity honey! 😉

Loved the way Raman got up and complimented Ishu.. and the way she sprang up and got all happy hearing nice words from her hubby! SOO ADORABLE! 😳 How in love are these two??! Seriously! The sneaking glances at each other was cuteness personified! the song "do dil mil rahe hain..magar chupke chupke.." came to my mind! Raman seriously can't get enough of his wifey.. he stares at her so lovingly before he sleeps! And wifey dear has also progressed.. she has changed her position on the couch just to get glances of her hubby! 😉😳 yeh pyaar nahin toh aur kya hai? aankh mein choli? 😕😆 (ok yes that was a bad joke.. please ignore) 😆

Here comes the hot part! ☺️ I have named this scene: Victoria's Secret Meets YHM. 🤣 Do I even need to explain why? 😆

Ishita for the first time takes forever in the shower (idk doing what.. whoever can guess it right will get free Victoria Secret Vouchers!) 😃🤣

Her lateness in the shower results in the most hilarious situation EVER for our dearest Raman! 🤣 The dude obviously can't differentiate between left and right so he opens the wrong drawer and what do ya know? He finds his wifey's sexy lingerie! 🤣🤣 That LOOK on his face shall NEVER be forgotten! Ohh my goodness! 🤣🤣 I laughed so hard and I'm still laughing! this has to be one of the FUNNIEST lingerie scene ever shown on Indian TV! 🤣 Poor RKB he looked like he saw a ghost! 🤣 Buck up Raman, in the future you will be the one shopping for your wifey's sexy lingerie.. don't worry there will be a whole "exibition" of them! 😉🤣🤣

and then came the double meaning dialogues! 🤣 "fitting problem hai" "karlo exhibition apni cheezon ka" "last time maine pammi aunty ke husband ke liye bhi banwaaya tha.. aaraam mila tha unhe" "aapko bhi zarwat hai apne liye bhi banwaalo" 🤣

COULD THEY DO ANY MORE DOUBLE MEANING DIALOGUES?!?! LIKE I CAN'T EVEN! HAHAHAHAHA DEADDD. 🤣

Then comes Ishu in her baby pink bathrobe! She looked SOOO pretty with her hair tied up and her bathrobe! I'm sure Raman won't be able to take his mind off of her the whole day! 😉

Also one more thing I noticed.. how freaking COMFORTABLE are they with each other now?! 😃😳 They both can come out of the bathroom dressed in a bathrobe in front of each other without hesitating! and I also loved the way Ishe kept on saying "Raman aap bhi naa.." "Raman yeh wala bola tha maine.. this one.." "You don't understand anything Raman..." basically she said Raman sooo many times in a row that I lost count! 😆 Idk I just found that really adorable..maybe I'm just over thinking but it was cute! 😳😆

Hehehe and then they start laughing and blushing like teenagers on their own silly-ness! 😉😆SOOO ADORABLEEE!

The banging the head part was sooo cute and sexy at the same time! ☺️ Then comes their little angel telling them if they don't bang heads again they'll grow horns! 🤣 (ok my mom has told me that many times too :P) 😆 It's a legendary myth! 😆

And then came another blow of double meaning dialogues which I'm gonna write in English cuz they sound even more guttery! 🤣🤣🤣

Raman: "you bang me first.."

Ishita: "yeah I mean I don't wanna lock horns with you either.. so i'll bang."

Raman: "yeah go ahead bang.. i'm waiting"

Ishita: *feels shy*

Raman: *grabs her hand and bangs her*

*bang bang bang*

(you may interpret this in whichever way possible.. they will all lead to only ONE THING) 🤣

These two should star in "Bang Bang" instead of Hrithik-Katrina 🤣 They'll give a WHOLE NEW meaning to it! 🤣🤣

*sigh* okay phewww finally I'm done with this rant.. I just had to let it all out. If you guys have reached this far.. I'm so sorry for lowering your IQ. I know this made absolutely no sense! 😆

But but as tradition calls before I go I shall leave you with a gif that you may interpret however you want.. please do let me know what your opinion is! 😉🤣

here it is..a message from Jenna Marbles! 😃

..peace out homies I'm outta here.

Bye kiddos. Likes/comments sab kuch welcome hai ji 😆

--Garima

Amazing post 👏👏👏... I'm just 🤣🤣

And the VS mention !! Perfect 👏🤣

Okay so what I wrote in Shivu's post ... am gonna copy paste with few changes... but you know how much similar your post and my comment is??

Check it out 😉

Palak paneer scene was cute ... he was RELISHING IT ... totes RELISHING IT ... licking and sucking... I mean the palak paneer of his fingers 😳🤣🤣

And Ruhi was a star... correct expressions and making fun of her papa... esp ...isiliye dadu kehte hain ke kum bolna chahiye 🤣

And when Senior Bhalla tells him his darling Ishita made it ... he chokes on his food 🤣🤣... goes for one more lick ...remembers parents are in front so stops and started blabbering and runs away 🤣

So RKB runs to his bedroom...not knowing how this South film is being dubbed in Punjabi 😆... and quickly goes to sleep...wah puttarji ...When IRB said main nahi sone doongi ... you know what was going on in my mind 😳🤣🤣... Yes dude Ishita be the WILD ONE !! 😈

Okay this I have to say ... when she was talking about Vachan...shree Raman Kumar etc ... and he says kya vanvaas bhejo gi... and she replies...vanvaas ya sanyaas ye waqt batayega... this is what I thought of... this woman is so ishmart ... the minute she said sanyaas... I was like why do I feel that when they do break the ICE ...and in loop of course😆 ... that is when she may pull out her trump card at THAT particular moment 🤔🤣

Okay Nikki said that this peeking scene was a repeat...but I wanted him to peek at her..oh well

and did you see Madam again slept in a way so that she can see her hubby 😛.. and when he praises her for the palak paneer... ghaur se dekho ... the lightning speed at which Ishita got up and the excitement on her face... again so cute but also she had a lot on her mind 😈🤣

And now for the biggy

RKB into the drawer and pulls out the "samaan". his wifey told him to take out .. and boy is he shocked...distressed ...mumbling Ba...yeh...pagal hogayi hain yeh and what not 🤣🤣

He runs again to his biwi in the bathroom...

And he says am I supposed to give these things to people now?? 🤣..she replies... you don't understand anything 🤣... he says I won't give it... and then I loved how KP said "wo saari cheezein tum ek aadmi ko KYUN dena chahti ho" 🤣🤣...

And the best line by Ishita ... "FITTING PROBLEM HAIN" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ... and the look on RKB's face... PRICELESS 🤣🤣 .. theek hai mujhe kya karlo exhibition apne cheezon ka 🤣🤣

Ishita is looking so so so pretty in that baby pink bathrobe...wet hair tied up with a single lock in front...*seeti maar*

And then Pammi aunty's husband wears it ..his hain 😲...and her aap ke liye bhi ban walon 🤣🤣🤣... and RKB bhadak jata hai saying ...oh ho ho control your tongue...I will use this??? 🤣🤣

Tum jaise bhi jao...main NAHI dene wala 🤣🤣... pagal madrasan idher aao 🤣

And then once she sees what the confusion is about ... her embarrassment 🤣... and when she is explaining about the moulds... notice poor thing cannot even look him in the eye 🤣

And he blames it all on her... 🤣🤣.. and then finally the blush and smile and laugh...scratching his head ...hayeee so so so cute

And then the Mohabbatein moment for RKB ... ishita saying... Naaa mere husband bewakoof nahi hain .. and his look ...Bravo KP !! and her blushing face ...then that mini eye lock ...

They collide ... bang heads ... I just LOVED how they both closed their eyes in round 2 😃

As for your English translation of bang bang wale dialogues .. Baby you got it BANG ON 👍🏼🤣🤣

Hats off to DivAn to portray this scene with so much ease... and so damn cutely too .. DivAn rock 😎

And then the dialogue writer and director 👏

Awww YAY! Thank you so much! So glad you liked it! 😃😳😆

HAHAHAH yes the pammi aunty ke husband wala part was so hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

Thank you for liking my post! 😳😃

Thank you Nikita! 😃

Hahah yes yes I was thinking of that song too! 😆 but yes in this case bang bang means something else! 😉🤣