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I loved yestetrday' epsiode (overlooking the stupid editing done in Ishra lift scene). It had some very cuute scenes of Ishita and Raman and some amazing oneliners which had me in splits!
1) RAman sleeping in his office was 😆!
Bechaara pareshan aadmi , kitni responsibility sambhaalega yaar..bache bhi usko de diye sambhalne! 🤣 Koi baksh do usko!!!
- " Bhagwaan ne aurte bana ke kam taklif di thi..bache izzad kar di..paagal kar dia " 🤣
- " paagal, shaitano ke fauz main chod ke aa gaya mujhe, dimaag kharab kar diya mera! 🤣
- " yeh bache sidhe bade nahi paida ho sakte kya..even better paida hi mat karo na" - EPIC! 😆
" tumhaari yeh puraani aadat hai na..kapde ho ya sandal hamesha do size choti leti ho, jisme main tum ghus nai paati..wir usko chauda karti ho..what is your problem!" = Yeh sab ladkiyon ki problem hai buddhu kumar! 😆
- " Main kon sa jagga jasooon hoon!"
- " Chalo..thik hai matko!!! 🤣 So cute~
- Arey ...Cheeti aagey nikal gayi!!🤣 - THIS WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!
- " mere baap ne dilli ke auto kharid rakhe hai ki yahan se wahan tak auto aaega aur jhooton ke dukaan meri jeb main hai? 😆
" hamaal bana rakha hai pure khandaan ne, pehle maa ko uthai ab tumko utha raha hoo..coolie samaj rakha hai kya "
Ishita says kitna acha mausam hai na..he says:
"chaalis degree main charso jagah se MUJHE pasiney aa rahe hai" - (Yeh toh humaare saath hota hai aap dona ka chemistry dekh khar 😳
-Ishita says, " aapka itna naraz kyo ho rai ho? main toh mood change karne ki liya kaha tha
Taman - "mood change? apna diet change karo! " Ishita - "Aap apna diet change karo, thodi healthy ho jao!
Raman - " mujhe thodi na maloom tha pehelwaan se shaadi karne waala hoon " (Ishita ki baat maan lo..aage aapko Ishita ko kaafi baar uthana hai (YHMians ki demand/wishlist) toh tandarust to banna padega 😆
Raman to autowala - "" tera jaha man kare inko wahan chod dena..paise le lena bhaag jayegi " 🤣
- "Tum aurto ko mauka chahiya na..aise hi has has ke mardo ko maar deti ho! 😆 (aurto par PHD kar rakhi hai Raman ji ne!)
"Us killer pardaya aa rahi mujhe. bechari ki to shaamat ho gai. Tum sab aurto ka jhund mil gaya toh uska kya hoga! 😲(Why do you always feel for the wrong guys, pehle saadhu raam n now serial killer)
"jab ek sataaya hua mard agar dusrey sataaye huye mard se bair karega, toh fir tum aurto ke atychaar se humhe kon bacheyega.
"uski abla biwi ne usko kaise tabla banaya hoga! - THIS WAS CLASSIC!!! 👍🏼🤣
- "Mental hospital se bhaga hua paagal hai woh! tumse bada paagal hai! 😆
- " tum poochti kaha ho. tum toh ek level upar ho..sidhe taana marti ho ya toh lecture deti ho!tumhare lecture se jitna main fry hota hu na..utna shayad is pan main bhi fry nai ho sakta hoon "😆
serial killer ke baare main Raman says-
"Peedit pati kaa kaaam hai..jo apni biwi se tang aa gaya ho! beta, maaza toh ab aagega, ek biwi ka sataaya hua mard na. hum sab majboor mardo ka badla lega tum aurto se - 🤣 Ek Union bana do RKB and aap usko president ban jao!
Duar karta hoon ki ek din aaye aur tumhe dhoond le..ya tumhe khud uske paas chod aaon.kaash sapne pure hote! --Sahi main?? aur fir aap uske peeche dhoondte jaoge!😳 Bolte kuch ho karte kuch ho!
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