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One sodium atom says "oh no! I think I lost an electron", another atom asks "are you sure?", "Yeah! I'm positive".
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well yea remember i hadda go out 2mrw so i'll pick you up from work & we'll go u wanna go toco or mall ??
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Q: How do lamps communicate?
A: Lampost
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Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won't.
Yes, I will.
Knock knock
Who's there?
See? You've forgotten me already!
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Person 1: My dog has got no nose
Person 2: How does he smell?
Person 1: Awful.
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Person 1: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Person 2: Sure.
Person 1: I fell in the mud.
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A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later... "Da~ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da~aaad..." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!" Five minutes later... "Daaa~aaad..." "WHAT!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"
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One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"

The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."

A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."

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One day a teacher read the story "Chicken Little" to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She

read, "... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling, the sky is falling!'"

The teacher paused, then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"

One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Sh*t! A talking chicken!'"

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@Sharadini

@Pooja

how is your night shaping up?

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