YMGGK Comedy Circus #1

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Pooja Kumari

@Pooja05

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Posted: 13 years ago

#311

After a terrible fight...

Wife: i want to hear a last word from yourr mouth and after that , i'll permanently go to my mother's house...

Husband : TAXI !!!!

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Pooja Kumari

@Pooja05

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Posted: 13 years ago

#312

Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.😆

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Pooja Kumari

@Pooja05

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#313

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is going thru hell. 😆

Edited by Pooja05 - 13 years ago

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Pooja Kumari

@Pooja05

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#314

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : " Wife wanted". Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine." 🤣

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Pooja Kumari

@Pooja05

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#315

Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote:(
Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote:)

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap

Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic
Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran

Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss:)
Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss:(

Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani
Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma

Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky

Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?

Edited by Pooja05 - 13 years ago

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Arti Prasad

@artiprasad

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#316

Originally posted by: aarcha
this funny moment is related 2 our show only...one scene( during the starting of their relationship ) i remember which still makes me smiling is karan is waiting 4 abha 2 come at 11 o'clock...he arranged rose petals & romantic music + a great help from veer bhaiya...then the door of SB opened at 11 sharp...song on...fan onn...showering of rose petals ...mere rang me rangnewali ...pari ho ...karan with his guitar...eyes closed...so passionately executing the song...mere sawalon ka jawab doo...doh...naa...then it was jaggu...& the expressions & actions of both karan & veer 😆

lol, i cant forget this moment, so so funny was it and that time, veer was also a funny person too

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Pooja Kumari

@Pooja05

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#317

Sardar and Home
Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun 🤪

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Pooja Kumari

@Pooja05

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#318

sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"

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Pooja Kumari

@Pooja05

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#319

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega 😆

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Pooja Kumari

@Pooja05

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#320

Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na" 😆

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