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If money does not grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why doesn't glue stick to is bottle?
Why do you still call it building when it is already built?
If you are not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
What's the opposite of opposite?
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
Why is a woman in a suit a "business person" but a man in a dress is a "transvestite"?
How do you know which armrest is yours in the movie theaters?
Why is it called butterfingers when there is no butter or fingers in it?
Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a re-sealable lid?
What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
Why is a person that handles your money called a BROKER?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
How can you chop down a tree and then chop it up?
How can you hear yourself think?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
What would Cheese say if they got their picture taken?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
What is the speed of dark?
What part of the monkey do you use a monkey wrench on?
When people lose weight, where does it go?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why is there a light in your fridge and not in your freezer?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above? 😉
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
If swimming is such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?
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