Dear Mrs Shark,
I'm sure you have a family too, a husband, a few dozen children and a lot of siblings.
Would you like it if my grandmother attacked Mr Shark or your children who don't even have teeth yet?
Your heartbeat just got faster did it not?
Exactly.
Just like that we don't appreciate you feasting our family members either, especially the male population.
I suggest you should stay happy with your own husband and children instead of eyeing other fish's husband's and kids for your dinner.
Have you ever met Mrs Octopus who lives in the barren corals of the Atlantic Ocean? Or Mr Big Blue Whale who the entire world is afraid of?
I'm sure you know who I am talking about.
Even though Mr Big Blue Whale has now become a celebrity, he does not take advantage of his power, meaning he does not feast on the little ones, he satisfies his appetite with chicken roast and Italian lasagna. And Mrs Octopus, even though she is 108 months old she is still less cranky and cracked than you. That's right! I just called you cranky on your face! HA!
Anyway, the point is, this letter is only written to give you a warning, otherwise the entire Goldfish community will not only feast on your children but Mr Shark too, oh it will be one heck of a feast! And don't worry we won't even touch you, after all who will witness the great dinner?
And about the left over of Mr Shark, we will keep it very safe in the Great Atlantic Museum, for the sake of entertainment, and your little ones? They would be sleeping very peacefully in the pit of our stomachs, very peaceful indeed.
If you are wise enough then this letter would seal the deal, otherwise out plates, forks and knives are ready and our growling stomachs are anxiously waiting.
Sincerely,
Goldfish next coral.
Book Talk
Cricket
