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Originally posted by: guglu-baby

hamare hair products promote karengi ap?

PEHLE ISTEMAL KAREN- PHIR SAWAL KAREN!

Vishwas Estamal Ke baad...
Par Guarantee toh Order ke pehle na,...😉

Anyways 10 packs of Nani Kill!!! Please!!!

Originally posted by: znursingh

Please call me by the correct name-unless you are planning to change my name forever! Currently, I go by HEER or HEERIYE,but will accept Gudiya too!
Ji launch karna to aapke creative pen with your shub haath-I'm toh a back room ideas only type person!

GBSC should also think of launching its " GAGA range of Rani Pink Cosmetics " for the mid-twenties who wish to look like attractive teenagers!

this product shud be banned !! am sorry for Anti promotions but GAGA Range of rani pink cosmetics Murdabad!!! I do not wanna look like a clown 😭

Originally posted by: nirvanlove

GBSC should also think of launching its " GAGA range of Rani Pink Cosmetics " for the mid-twenties who wish to look like attractive teenagers!

this product shud be banned !! am sorry for Anti promotions but GAGA Range of rani pink cosmetics Murdabad!!! I do not wanna look like a clown 😭


You are a minority of ONE!
There are many young residents of the phamous At Home who find the look entrancing & would like to transform themselves to the TDLook ( Patent pending!)
GBSC does not allow ANY criticism or rational reasoning about its product.We are VERY Modish & sensitive about this.

TOPIC CLOSED!!
By order of HRH-CP of GBSC

SO THERE! Any further infringement of company policies will result in raise of warning levels!
Kindly refrain or prepare MID

Originally posted by: znursingh

this product shud be banned !! am sorry for Anti promotions but GAGA Range of rani pink cosmetics Murdabad!!! I do not wanna look like a clown 😭

You are a minority of ONE!
There are many young residents of the phamous At Home who find the look entrancing & would like to transform themselves to the TDLook ( Patent pending!)
GBSC does not allow ANY criticism or rational reasoning about its product.We are VERY Modish & sensitive about this.

TOPIC CLOSED!!
By order of HRH-CP of GBSC

SO THERE! Any further infringement of company policies will result in raise of warning levels!
Kindly refrain or prepare MID



hawww 😲
morchas arent gng to b demnstrated
bt wtever happnd to denocracy !!!!!!!!

Originally posted by: nirvanlove

You are a minority of ONE!
There are many young residents of the phamous At Home who find the look entrancing & would like to transform themselves to the TDLook ( Patent pending!)
GBSC does not allow ANY criticism or rational reasoning about its product.We are VERY Modish & sensitive about this.

TOPIC CLOSED!!
By order of HRH-CP of GBSC

SO THERE! Any further infringement of company policies will result in raise of warning levels!
Kindly refrain or prepare MID

hawww 😲
morchas arent gng to b demnstrated
bt wtever happnd to denocracy !!!!!!!!


DO NOT QUESTION OUR DECISIONS! YOUR WL HAS BEEN RAISED BY 50%
We have temporarily mortgaged Democracy to Ms MamtaDi--her needs were more urgent & catroonishly pressing! Section 144 is in place around Company HQ-you may apply for permission to demonstrate to the distraught Ms Dickshit

Originally posted by: znursingh

hawww 😲
morchas arent gng to b demnstrated
bt wtever happnd to denocracy !!!!!!!!

DO NOT QUESTION OUR DECISIONS! YOUR WL HAS BEEN RAISED BY 50%
We have temporarily mortgaged Democracy to Ms MamtaDi--her needs were more urgent & catroonishly pressing! Section 144 is in place around Company HQ-you may apply for permission to demonstrate to the distraught Ms Dickshit

lol - i give up !!! an waiting for some prods 😛

WARNING!
No chatting/spamming allowed in GSC. By Making derogatory comments about our yet to be launched products you are breaking GBSC rule no.xyz which is not allowed.
Only placing orders, praising our products and buttering of MD & GB allowed.
Discussion closed!
GBSC DT.
PS: if GBSC gets closed due to 'chatting' and/or 'making derogatory comments', we will immediately launch our rani pink cosmetics and product testing will be done on nirvanji's face!AND GB will take sanyas, become a complete meethi bhakt, will enthusiastically promote pink makeup AND will comment in forum only once a week.
Now wait for our next product.

Originally posted by: shahsb_26

PEHLE ISTEMAL KAREN- PHIR SAWAL KAREN!

Vishwas Estamal Ke baad...
Par Guarantee toh Order ke pehle na,...😉

Anyways 10 packs of Nani Kill!!! Please!!!

dear customer,
i said sawal not vishwas..because we knw once u use our products, 'vishwas' tel lene chala jaega and only thing u'll do is 'sawal'...
Fashion ke is daur mein Guarantee ki ummeed na karein!
Ok! Our kabootars will be reaching anytime wid 10packs...keep ur window open!
Any thing else mam?

DAANI** CHAE

scene:
bus stop- nani waiting for bus- tappu standing behind- daddaji comes in his personal bael gadi (bullock-cart)- kallu halwai(nani's ex-bf) following him on his luna!

(daddaji stops near nani)

daddaji: (remember his accent) taen kahan jaoge??!
nani: ...
(kallu stops his luna between nani n daddaji)
kallu: hey babe! May i drop u somewhere?!
nani(blushes): ji...

Scene:
daddaji's heart breaks into zillion pieces!
Daddaji udaas(sings):
iske paas phhatphatiya hai!
...
Isko kaise jhelun main...
Kaise iski lelun main!...

Takes a sip of DAANI CHAE...
DAANI CHAE- DIMAG KI BATTI JALAE!!

Daddaji(to tappu): ae modi...hum tum ko bael gadi pe chhod dein?...
Tappu: hum aur bael gadi??
Nani(thinks n says):ah... Koi baat nahi tappu beta...ap phatphatiya pe chali jaiye, hum bael gadi pe chale jaenge...baki toh ram hi rakhe!

Scene:
nani jumps and sits on bael gadi- one hand on daddaji's shoulder *how romantic*🤣
tappu sits on luna- daddaji 'drives' away happily while kallu is left staring!

Tappu(to kallu): kya soch rahe ho, chalo na uncle..

Bg music:
iske paas phatphatiya hai!...
Dikhti ekdum ghatiya hai!!..

**DAANI= DAddaji+naANI
(courtesy: ritwick's sprite ad)

PS= special thanks to OMG1nitya fr this amazing picture..her hardwork is praiseworthy

Originally posted by: guglu-baby

WARNING!
No chatting/spamming allowed in GSC. By Making derogatory comments about our yet to be launched products you are breaking GBSC rule no.xyz which is not allowed.
Only placing orders, praising our products and buttering of MD & GB allowed.
Discussion closed!
GBSC DT.
PS: if GBSC gets closed due to 'chatting' and/or 'making derogatory comments', we will immediately launch our rani pink cosmetics and product testing will be done on nirvanji's face!AND GB will take sanyas, become a complete meethi bhakt, will enthusiastically promote pink makeup AND will comment in forum only once a week.
Now wait for our next product.

guglu all products of GSC seems to be impressive so please I would like to place order for all the products launched till now EXCEPT "rani pink cosmetics" - i know i know some aam janta were stunned and admired Mithi's "rani pink cosmetics"beauty but am happy with my original self 😳
Abhi tak ka best product toh DAANI CHAI lag raha hai. Ab jiska advertisment itna original hai toh product ke toh kehne kya 😆