Predictions of an Australian octopus

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Posted: 14 years ago
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Special correspondent Reena reporting from Sydney marine world

While the German octopus Paul was successfully able to predict the outcome of most of the world cup matches an Australian octopus claiming to predict the storyline of the Indian soap Uttaran has not quite been able to live up to its famed German brother...

Here are some of the claims of the Octopus which have proved to be damp squibs


1.Tapasya will turn good , bcos she has emotions deep down in her heart
2.veer will fall in love with Tapasya
3.Veer and Iccha can never get married
4.Tapasya will become a successful businessman who will be self sufficient and will be a role model for many feminists

Some of the more recent predictions of the octopus have been

1.Tina Dutta will be replaced in Uttaran
2.Tapasya will give birth to a baby


As signs have begun to emerge that Tina is not being replaced, more and more people are getting disillusioned with the soothsaying capabilities of the octopus


As veer and icchas wedding gets confirmed supporters of a particular fan group opposed to the wedding were last heard baying for the octopus's blood and were even threatening to fry it and serve it to wedding guests

The authorities at the marine park in Sydney where the octopus is based out of have said that if the prediction about the baby doesn't come true , the octopus will be fed to the sharks for defaming the marine park...

note:The octopus was last seen sulking near a portrait of its role model which the zoo authorities refused to name. Marine biologists studying the octopus say that the octopus is fixated with the portrait which it loves like its baby šŸ˜‰
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Ya all predictions failed 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
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excellent!! very well written.. šŸ‘šŸ‘ it was damn funny.. šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ‘
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: mkdeepaa

Ya all predictions failed 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

exactlyšŸ˜†
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Posted: 14 years ago
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oh gooddd i have only read the title and ... LMAO...🤣🤣🤣🤣
ab yeh hai dhamakedaar entry...
will read the entire post but i think i will take atleast 30 mins for have to manage to read it during my laughter breaks🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: indian81

Special correspondent Reena reporting from Sydney marine world

While the German octopus Paul was successfully able to predict the outcome of most of the world cup matches an Australian octopus claiming to predict the storyline of the Indian soap Uttaran has not quite been able to live up to its famed German brother...

Here are some of the claims of the Octopus which have proved to be damp squibs


1.Tapasya will turn good , bcos she has emotions deep down in her heart
2.veer will fall in love with Tapasya
3.Veer and Iccha can never get married
4.Tapasya will become a successful businessman who will be self sufficient and will be a role model for many feminists

Some of the more recent predictions of the octopus have been

1.Tina Dutta will be replaced in Uttaran
2.Tapasya will give birth to a baby


As signs have begun to emerge that Tina is not being replaced, more and more people are getting disillusioned with the soothsaying capabilities of the octopus


As veer and icchas wedding gets confirmed supporters of a particular fan group opposed to the wedding were last heard baying for the octopus's blood and were even threatening to fry it and serve it to wedding guests

The authorities at the marine park in Sydney where the octopus is based out of have said that if the prediction about the baby doesn't come true , the octopus will be fed to the sharks for defaming the marine park...

note:The octopus was last seen sulking near a portrait of its role model which the zoo authorities refused to name. Marine biologists studying the octopus say that the octopus is fixated with the portrait which it loves like its baby šŸ˜‰


oh dear, i havent laughed this badly in some time after shonuu stopped posting her stories .... one of the most hilarious posts of this forums.. 🤣

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Posted: 14 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣


So unlike paul d octopus we should just assume that what ever this octopus says reverse is going 2 happen 🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
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This is indeed hillarious. šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: shyams

🤣🤣🤣


So unlike paul d octopus we should just assume that what ever this octopus says reverse is going 2 happen 🤣🤣🤣

kahin ye octopus ulta to nahin latka hai🤣 sab kuchh use ulta hi dikhta hai🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
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@TM and all those who have agreed with him/her.
i am seriously surprised and disheartened at this thread and many of the other posts made at the forum today.you guys claim to be professionals and our much more mature than veeya fans who are mostly teenagers.how can you make such posts which taunts a girl that too just because she supports a fictional character.fine her predictions were not true...so you guys should be happy about getting veecha and tina staying in the show rather than using this as an excuse to mock at sanaya.everyday i see hundreds of posts which directly makes fun of sanaya.
today i want to applaud sananya for being so sportive and nice despite being made fun of and taunted almost everyday.

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