Chakde Phatte - The Movie..pg 1.upd

Disclaimer: all the characters of this film are fictional..but fiction se bhi chaar haath aage... these characters have abnormal qualities ...few extremely dyaalu....and one extremely chaalu... the places/locations are mentioned in this movie should not be visited by normal people... and the names of the characters can be used for plotting interesting jokes we have no offense. if you have something valuable to watch then you can easily skip the movie as it will be less movie and more adds... if you any sensitivity towards ads..you should consult to Youtube then... people with cardiovascular disease, hypoglycemia, and happiness intolerance should watch this movie after consulting to your doctor... thanx..

Cast:

Shaana Hero (veer): who got senses +memory +smartness + nautanki skills after getting himself raped...
Crying beauty Heroine (ichha): who is famous for crying and giving silent expressions. loves everyone who has a tendency to harm her tease her and torture her....

Extremely embarrassed parents: who were getting embarrassed to see their daughter getting praised as if they already know that their daughter cant do anything good...

Tragedy queen ammo: she had no dialogue but painful extremely painful expressions as if tapu had snatched her husband instead of ichha....

Comedian (overconfident nani):yes,,she was really overwhelmed to see tapu getting praised by veer..so she was doing uthak bethak from her seat to support tapu which made laugh so hard...

Bakra Parents (mai baba): yes they were ready to agree on every information they were receiving.

Tubelight (dadda ji): he was 5 minutes late for every expression....

Guest appearances (rohni-pushkar): they were invited just to occupy the sofa and give almost same expressions for everything...
ADHBUDH PRAANI: i wont mention anything about her ,,you guys know whom i m talking about????
Film
first half
ok the story starts with, a maahan widhwa begs for forgiveness to the budela statues one by one .... they are not paid for shaking heads or blinking eyelids... so they didnt gave any free body movement.... and then an ADHBUDH JEEV walked in, with the excitement of starting her life afresh,, ..our shaana hero began with her praises...it seems we were attending some funeral of a shaheed and they are giving us a documentary film of his bravery, sacrifices and greatness... i wonder why they didnt make a tapu anthem for the background... ok he started enlightening the aspect of her character and nani was adding more to it... (it remind me an incident when i went for the dinner at my to be bhabhi's place and on dinner her mother was giving us the details for every food item available there like yeh bhi issi ney banaya ha... yeh bhi issi ney banaya ha .. and i jokingly asked..auntie jee..what about these apples and bananas???? yeh bhi issi ne banaye hain ??? then i asked what about plates,cups and glasses???🤣🤣🤣 and her expression were......)interval....

second half:
in the second half veer took a parley crack jack turn from sweet to salty or even bitter..... tapu is like yeh main kya sunn rahi hon?? bas bhi kijiye na veer..sari tareef ek hi din ker dalien gay???
nani was like: yunki ???yeh kon bola??? koi iss recorder ko band karo..
jogi:pata tha yeh ladki hamesha bestee hi kerwaye gi..issilye i was giving all embarrassed looks in advance...
ichha:bass kijiye na veer..yeh mat btaiyye ga,,ke main or tapu ek doosre se PYAR kerte thay...

ok our hero's monologue continued ,,,explaining about that PRANI's snatching+cheating+lieing+blackmailing +planning +plotting skills... and all were as shocked as some meteor is next to fall on them.... then our hero thought to give her a tribute by showing a documentary on her achievements...film ends and every one gave a standing ovation to that Praani ... then her nani rushed to respective embarrassed parents just like people rush when they want to go to PEE big time... she asked for comments on the film..but jogi was speechless so could manage to give a heavy clap... i call it clap you can call it slap aap ki marzi...

The END

documentary courtesy: James Cameron (sid) the silent hero....
Twist courtesy: vansh singh bundela...the dead hero
music by: dhoom tana nana factory

Box office Review:
the box office response was mixed...few people just watched this movie to pass the time as they didnt have anything else to watch...and most of people who watched it are still in a confusion that either it was real or a dream sequence... and few people considered it as a full paisa vasool picture...
Critic Review:
oye cvs...you guys need to grow technically.. tapu wants o remove the prof against her so she broke the sim card?? WTH?? whereas all such kinda things are saved in memory card,, she should discard the memory card only....
secondly: sid was making the video from behind only how could he get their shorts from front profiles???? how could he do the trolley work???for the revolving scenes??? imagine guys Sid as Superman and flying around them making video with cell phone......
thirdly: ichha's expressions were not up to the mark... she was watching live coverage of her husband's death she should shout and cry with volume to see this...

sequel
guys so soon we'll be back with the sequel of this movie and its title will be Rakh de Phatte... in which that Praani will be back with a bonus (junior Praani) and will avenge all the jokers one by one.... after this movie the comedian nani will learn a lesson and will be ashamed of her self for getting ditched by her own Tapu bitiya..her guilt will take her to another specie named Mendaki ... and guilt conscious nani will say ,,, humari mendaki ,,,humari Gulaab jamun...humein maaf kerdo...😭

🤣🤣🤣🤣OMG shonnu...🤣🤣🤣🤣

Shonnu ji.... 😆 😆 😆

First Mai believed everything that Tappu said and now she is believing everything that is being said against Tappu .. mai is the eternal believer


And iccha is the cry girl of the century... itna roti hai , she can solve water crisis in India .... 😆 😆 😆 ...

i cannot control till u complete waran, mein hudd, phatjaaongi 🤣 🤣🤣; oh the disclaimer was awessome 🤣🤣; naani ki utak bait 🤣🤣 arre dear, tum kis planet se ho! u must be a pari, really... everybody cannot create laughter and fun out of even the smallest thing; naani ki sit-ups..🤣🤣🤣
🤗 to u

wow shonuu.....as usual back with a bang.

Originally posted by: indian81

Shonnu ji.... 😆 😆 😆

First Mai believed everything that Tappu said and now she is believing everything that is being said against Tappu .. mai is the eternal believer


And iccha is the cry girl of the century... itna roti hai , she can solve water crisis in India .... 😆 😆 😆 ...

reena, mai was declared unfit for schooling cos she doesnt know how to use brain 🤣 .. no neural networking inside; only sense organs work 🤣

Originally posted by: shyams

Very good shonuu 🤣🤣🤣

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c this story is all abt one sided love Veer is in love with ichcha and Ichcha with Tapu and Tapu with Veer (although not sure) so I suggest they go for plastic surgery Tapu get's ichcha's face (so that Veer loves her), Ichacha get's Veer's face so that Tapu can love her and Veer get's Tapu's face so that ichcha canloves him(🤣🤣🤣

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🤣 🤣 🤣 wht an idea sirjee 🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: shyams

Very good shonuu 🤣🤣🤣

c this story is all abt one sided love Veer is in love with ichcha and Ichcha with Tapu and Tapu with Veer (although not sure) so I suggest they go for plastic surgery Tapu get's ichcha's face (so that Veer loves her), Ichacha get's Veer's face so that Tapu can love her and Veer get's Tapu's face so that ichcha can loves him(🤣🤣🤣

Face badalney se kyaa hoga .. We need to do brain transplant .... but there are many problems

1. veers brain needs to be kickstarted to work ... So may not work in the new body
2. Tappus brain is very dirty and cannot be refitted elsewhere
3.iccha ... did she ever use her brain? I think iccha's primary organ is tearducts 😆 😆 😆

hilariously done shonuu ji 🤣