Oyee! Beware Be scared, Should I?Is it Naagin? No its just a cockroach

Oyee! Be ware, Be scared, Should I? Is it Naagin? No its just a cockroach!

(nikki hope I could scare you enough😆)

Should I be scared!!!, Should be aware!!

Why? is it the Return of the Dragon?? Or Is it any Naagin or Vishkanya from the Colors!!!😲

Or is it any Tiger which got lost from the jungle??

Ok, Should I be armed, protect myself, call the Security Agencies to sign a contract

But LoL what I saw😆

Not Tiger, but Tamarind (I just cannot forget the maha directorial touch that was given to the return of IMLI )

Its not Naagin its just a cockroach!!! (thanks Chakor). True you for once kept a name (which was always my dude's forte) perfect.

She was fumigated by my dude but as she is a cockroach she slipped into a mini coma and came again.

Ok, cool, I relaxed I need not call the armed forces, nor the Security Agencies to sign a contract

All I need is just an insecticide spray... HIT to hit her, keep on spraying as she will not die so easily. Well I did not say this but only the great IMLI DEVI herself told this.

What an hype my god. Even KN nor RV did not get this much of hype...

She has returned!!!

She has returned to Azadganj!!!

She will do this, do that, done so much, everyone hyping...

Someone was pleading me, Please , please get scared

Ok I will get scared...

I will get scared because she will now come in jatang jatang special outfits!

I will get scared as I have to see and tolerate her smirk again

I will have to get scared as with her I need to dig my little brain to analyse what emotion she is expressing as all seems same. (my poor brain)

I never hated Imli when she was that pyaari side ponytailed little Imlu, I did not hate her too when she was brandished bandhuva when Chakor left to return with fame and she kidnapped her (infact I loved her for doing so )

I did not hate her even when she was fooled in the marriage and started to love Vivaan (thank god for this, else how would I have got my adories, my sukor)

I never hated her even when she had a stupid reason which was not worth even a naya paise to hate Chakor thinking that Chakor was the reason for Vivaan to hate her. I gave her allowances, poor uneducated girl, was punished because of Chakor in a way. Its ok I felt... For at few occasions she was the one who brought my adories together, made them to feel and understand they are loving each other.

But,

I started hating her with all my heart when she told RV in the Benaras track to marry Chakor when she knew she was carrying the pearl of my dude.

I hated her to the core when she was instrumental for the fateful horrendous miscarriage...

My hate grew more, when she robbed the memory of my dude, when she buried the little Kumud alive after which I hated her but never felt threatened as she was not a warrior like KN but a brutus (sorry brutus you too only once backstabbed Ceaser) but she continuously was backstabbing my adories...

But still I did not feel bothered as she was not worthy to fight my adories...

She has come again. So what? Let her come? Let her do whatever she wants!!!

I have ordered my HIT not because I am scared of the cockroach, but just that now on she will cock(ing) roz (daily) on my screen..

Should I be scared of the Imli (the ingredient which I squeeze daily to make my South Indian cuisine) or should I be scared of that cockroach which I just spray as it prey my kitchen sink...

Chillax I dont need Surajokil... i can just hire RentoKil😆😆😆

edited to add: No Chappals or tomatoes on me only imli imli on me😉

Disclaimer: nothing about the actress please...

Originally posted by: katheriene

Amazing post👏

Agree with everything

Originally posted by: 77nikita

Ha ha ha...mast ROFL type post...mazaa aa Gaya... Whistle whistle

Title itself is 👏👏👏 I am shit scared yaar😉

Yes can't forget the maha directorial touch...I was laughing away to glory seeing the fat and stout imli!!!!

Loved your insecticide, pleading to get scared😆, jhatang jhatang, your allowances for the uneducated girl 😉, squeezing of imli😆😆 and most of all trying to decipher what her expressions mean!!!!

The 'But' part is also very well written... very well said👏

All in all, a bang on, hilarious post dear. Thank you so much for writing it.

Ps... waiting for her so called plan this time which we all know will be a dud Just like her... again nothing against the actress😉

Originally posted by: monaghosh

So funny I couldn't stop laughing thanks for posting this