|| *Happy Birthday, Jot (Angel-Jot)*|| - Page 5

Originally posted by: Smileyface

Good Evening Ladiesand Gentlemen... Good evening. 😃

Welcome to the most awaited Birthday Party of the month!!! Most awaited? 😲

Today, November 8th marks a special day for a certain someone!! Who?😲🤣

You have definitely seen her around I-F! She is an awesome viewbiefor the Twilight forum! Someone we can't live without in the TVD forum as she gives us our daily written updates!

A Crazy-Creative and a BollyCurry Buzzer but along with that she is a bit crazy, and a bit weird, a little bit silly but over all a good person! (yes im being forced to be nice) J/K! ...Thanks? 🤣

This awesome chick is known for her secret affairs since the day she was born!!.We proudly presents them by leaking out some of her secret affairs for the public😎 ...Okay.

Angel-Jot. was born married to Mathematics ! Yet her attraction towards English made hermarriage with Mathematics shortlived🥺. At the age of 6, she divorced married. But she sites the reason as "Math cheated on me with Science. I mean seriously! Its Science for crying out loud!" She further adds "And math has started hating me too which is why it screws with my head all the time !

After that I had to move on with English☺️!" When asked how she met Math she replies "Well I was born and I met Math😛. We got along so well, and had the same friends, like addition and subtraction😳. And then came along algebra, division, multiplication, trig, and calculus, THE BULLIES😵. Soon Math became like them so we divorced!"

THAT WAS A TRUE STORY KAY! 😳 Math and i did get divorced. 😳

Well, we wish Angel-Jot. a happy life with her man, English 😃!

Lets just go ahead and wish the awesome chick!!😎 Thank You. 😳

Originally posted by: Aahaana

Koffee with Love guru/controversy queen!

In an exclusive interview just for the members of India-forum.com, the controversy queen and a self-claimed love guru of I-F, Harjot, openly speaks about her controversial love affairs, her new life, her likes and dislikes and last but not the least, love tips (Love Guru) for the members.

Meli: What is your favorite color? And Why?

Jot : Hot Pink.. wait.. OMG F***! I read that question wrong !!!

RED! Like OMG..I LOVE red. Red is my life. Red is like, amazing dude! its great and represent my passion for my vampire hotties...blood is red and they love my blood!! Their lips are so☺️ !!! Seriously dude!!! ...I said this? 😲 When? Where? How? Or did you just come up with that? 🤣 If you made it up, you got me. The whole "dude" thing made me smile. XD I say dude that much? 🤣



Hershi: Are you scared of bugs/bees?

about the bees...well uRm..

and i felt like the bee told me *cry' LOVE the bee! 🤣

Meli: Do you know the difference between a roof and a ceiling?!

i screw it up now. uff

Hershi: Who is karan?

Jot:Karan ... Well first he dated me and another gal at the same time. and then he dumped me and that was because I was dating someone else at the same time as Karan. Then we both competed with each other to date others. But then we hooked up again and then I dumped him.

Many were so hyper that they resorted to playing games online and making themselves date random computer generated guys. Suneil and I made music together 😳.

Those of you who wonder whom she were talking about. Here is the guy Jot share love/love relation with. (side note - their date ended up in disaster😉)

Karan left me. 😔

Meli: Which is your favorite tv show?

Jot: Uhhh. My favorite show? TVD! *runs around in circles*

But then again, that only thing that matters about TVD are the guys in the show. *dreams*

And in Secret Circle? Adam and Jake and Nick. THEY ARE SO CUTE!☺️

Hershi:Favorite Couple?

Jot: Damon and Elena uRm...because they have an understanding and they just really are epic together... you know? Not to mention they are so Hot together!!

(Side note from meli: that is a total hershi answer about them being hot)

Meli: Favorite actor?

Jot: JUSTIN BIEBER IS SO HOT! Like, OMG hot! I dunno how anyone can not be in love with him.

Meli: i am sorry but Just-in-what beer????

Jot:

Those that hate him are just jealous. Hmph

He's so amazing man.

We're like, the same age, except I'm only like 8 months older. Oh well though. He's still amazing☺️

I just wanna go and drown watching his interviews. He's such a beautiful specimen☺️. Just look at him☺️

GRRR. I STILL LOVE HIM.

Hershi: Whats your favorite word?

Jot; FIRE TRUCK but it reminds me of a kid here who says Fire F***. Kids are so screwed up these days

Meli: Describe yourself in 3 words??

(side notes - this was an expected honest reply 😲)

Hershi: Last but not the least some tips from the Dating Guru for our readers/member?

Jot: here's some free dating advice: don't be such a jerkhole, jerkhole"

"when you said you were gonna show me a good time, i didn't expect it to ya. know..SUCK."

"i can smell the Dean's list in the future. it smells like BRAINS."

"Girls don't love simple, decent, lovely boys. They love bad abnormal boys like Damon, Stefan, Jacob, Abhay, Jeh, Tyler, Edward😛".

...🤣I remember the first 3 advice [s]...not the last but it's funny either way. 🤣

This is a spoof interview made by Radha, Hershi, Ami and Meli. We will be back with more controversial interview on our next Birthday Issue😎 (sidenotes - Gawds knows when the next time will be *tehe* Probably NEVER😉) .

Originally posted by: Smileyface

our msgs are coming soon...but these are our gifts for u =D




^^ credit for those go to my lover gur <333






^^credit for those siggies to mandeep =D...thanks doll!





OMG! THE SIGS ARE BEAUTIFUL. <3 Thank you. 😳

Hiya Jajo 🤗,

Woman can you believe you are one year older... You are what.. 81 years old now 😲? Wow that is really old eh 🤓. Lets see, over the years, you have made, 75847489748738378 to infinity number of babies 😲. 😳🤣 Yet, anytime a bee flies by and touches your cheek (rather kissing your soft cheeks 🤣), you freak out and start crying na 🤣 🤣 🤣 I'm scared of bees! =[(Source: Angel-Jot.). Then everytime you ride your bike and a bug touches your cheek, you freak out and SLAP yourself, like a MAJOR SLAP. Then swear out loud for slapping yourself only to be given looks by strangers 🤣. Wow Jarjot, you sure do seem to attract insects 🤣 🤣 🤣! You must really be sweet honey 🤣. Such an immature, lazy ABCD you are, Jarjot 🤣 🤣. Its surprising that you don't even know the difference between ceiling and roof 🤣. Yet your addiction to Avatar University and KS amazes me 🤣, especially since we get live updates on this online game 😆😆.
Well..i don't know what to say cause you just made fun of me in a sweet way. 🤣

Jokes Apart, am not at all surprised that I scared you, even before you befriended me, or even talked to me 🤣. Well I guess I still have that effect on you eh 😉😃😳! Well, I have a reason to do this, because I can atleast escape from your never ending requests for siggies 🤣 🤣 🤣. Oh boy, its hard to sit down and write a message 😆😆, because I kind of enjoy pulling your legs all the time. Though you complain and whine, you really seem to enjoy that don't you 🤣. Everytime I think of you, that *lafing* monkey emoticon comes to my mind 🤣.

I LOVE THAT MONKEY!!

Ok now for real Jokes Apart 🤣, hope you have a great birthday Jajo 🤗. Sorry am not here in town to celebrate the day with you on IF and MSN, but I pray for the best for you! Always be cheerful and have a blast in life⭐️! Enjoy and tackle life head on, as it comes 🤗. May you succeed in everything you endeavor, and have a blast babes 🤗. I could go on and on, but really have not much time 😭. So here is a small gift 😳: AWWW. Thank you. The sig is beautiful. <3

With lots of Love,

Radha