In this new movie, 'Cosmopolis', the gorgeous 'Twilight' star Robert Pattinson is an adulterer obsessed with his hair. Nice hair, though! So the odds are that we're going to love this new movie, for which the first script leaks came today.Robert Pattinson is now confirmed in a starring role, replacing Colin Farrell who is needed for filming on 'Total Recall'. The movie is thus set to attract a whole lot more attention. It's very juicy, full of suspense, sex and money trouble, and Pattinson's hair features heavily.
Robert plays a multi-billionaire financial guru with the obligatory pimped up limo, *SCREAMS* in search of a haircut 😲. Be honest now, it's just the fact that this is Robert Pattinson we're talking about that has you interested at this stage, isn't it? *DUH* But an awful lot happens in that movie before he can get his glorious locks shorn. Within 24 hours, his character, Eric, bankrupt his clients with dodgy financial advice, is stalked by two would-be assassins, cheats on his wife and becomes obsessed with sex, *DEAD* often asking his wife, played by Marion Cotillard, "When are we going to have sex again?" * LUCKY B..... FAINTS*
If only he's asked around, there would have been so many volunteer hair stylists! It could have saved him a lot of trouble. But we do get to see a lot of the gorgeous Robert, which is a good thing. He gets his shirt off and even drops his pants for a doctor's exam. He gets into lots of fights too. *Brain Cells DEAD*
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