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hey i'll leave suddenly .. yaa without saying bye .
cuz if some1 comes into ma room 😳
Oh alright. Thats fine. 😃
Bigg Boss 19- Daily Discussion Thread - 14th Oct 2025
Bigg Boss 19: Daily Discussion Thread - 15th Oct '25
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hey i'll leave suddenly .. yaa without saying bye .
cuz if some1 comes into ma room 😳
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1. Prance around the house singing Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the top of your lungs every morning.
2. Especially loud when Bella is around to hear it.
3. Running it by Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
4. Hire a stripper to pop out of the wedding cake XD
5. Buy a sex-ed book and shove it in his locker, making sure that whenever he decides to open it that it falls out, in clear view of the school.
6. Make sure and tell Aro that Edward wants to elope with him.
7. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
8. Program his locker to—whenever he opens it to sing (LOUDLY)
YOU AND ME BABY AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS, SO LETS DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! HERE WE GO NOW! YOU AND ME BABY AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! GETTIN' HORNY NOW!
And repeat. Over and over and over.
9. Tell him it was Jacob's idea.
10. Show him the Twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile or if it's just you.
11. Ask him where babies come from. Tell him he's stupid when he won't answer your question.
12. For his birthday give him a $100 McDonalds gift card, and get offended when he tells you he doesn't eat food.
13. Post his phone number and address on e-harmony.
14. Tell him Bella wants to elope with Paul.
15. Ask him why he likes watching Bella sleep. Call him a pervert.
16. Steal his Vanquish and program his radio to only play Lollipop --unedited of couse. Make sure he can't turn it off or get it replaced.
17. Replace his ringtone with 'Outta my head' by Asheele Simpson. Make sure he can't change it.
18. Color on all his Bella pictures with Permanent marker.
19. Refuse to replace them.
20. Ask him to be a gangsta with you for Halloween.
21. Get offended when he refuses.
22. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
23. Constantly whisper in his ear "Chinese Fireball....ooooooooh!" (HP REFERENCE)
24. Ask him how his bath with Harry was (HP REFERENCE.).
25. Constantly remind him that he almost lost Bella to a dog.
26. Key his car. 'Jacob and Edward = LURVE'
27. Get him on that show 'intervention'. Make sure everyone knows he addicted to heroin.
28. Tell him you have Bella as a witness if he denies it.
29. Picture yourself naked and covered in blood. Ask him if he wants you.
30. Call him a liar when he says no.
31. Throw boysenberry flavored muffins at him every time he tries to speak.
32. Tell him Bella is pregnant and eloping with Mike Newton.
33. Tell him you were kidding once he murders Mike.
34. Ask him if Charlie is secretly a unicorn.
35. Make him watch the Twilight movie.
36. Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues.
37. Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.
38. Train the dog to follow him everywhere. P.S. Make sure he doesn't eat it.
39. Ask him why he's not as hot as Robert Pattinson.
40. Ask him if he's a virgin.
41. When he says yes, take a picture of him and tape it to the 40 year old virgin movie poster.
42. Make him watch Hairspray with you. Ask him why he's not as hot as Zac Efron.
43. When he says that he is, ask him why he wasn't the star of the singing high school people.
44. Tape po*n to his walls.
45. Make sure Bella sees it.
46. Nail his CDS to the ceiling along with his Stereo.
47. Refuse to take them down.
48. Tell him Jacob thinks he's a sex god.
49. Tell him Jane thinks he's better than a sex god.
50. Start singing 'Paper cut' around him. Constantly.
9. Now I wish I'd spent money on your present. I didn't realize that you were capable of being reasonable. (Page 48)
8. You humans have it so easy! All you have to do is throw down one tiny vial of plant extracts … (Page 18)
7. It's fine, Alice. They can't all be 911 Turbos. (Page 493)
6. Because she'd rather you became one of the eternal damned than get married. (Page 541)
5. I can see where you might confuse me with a nightmare. But I can't imagine what you could have done to wind up in hell. Did you commit many murders while I was away?(Page 502)
4. You're wounding my ego, Bella. I just proposed to you, and you think it's a joke. (Page 540)
3. You should probably know that I'm breaking the rules right now. Well, not technically, since he said I was never to walk through his door again, and I came in the window … But, still, the intent was clear. (Page 503)
2. Well, I'm nearly a hundred and ten. It's time I settled down. (Page 540)
1. Would it be childish of me to hide in your closet, then? (Page 542)
"Why don't you go fetch a space heater or something." -Edward Cullen
"...and now I don't have an excuse to break his face." -Edward Cullen
"He already has a fur coat." -Edward Cullen
"How can someone so tiny be so anoying." -Edward Cullen
"Kyptonite doesn't bother me either." -Edward Cullen
"You said something about the continental US being allowable." -Edward Cullen
"Did you run over someones cat?" -Edward Cullen
"Emmett and I were away hunting. Jasper shows up in battle scars, towing this little freak. Who greets them all by name, knows everything about them, and wants to know what room she can move into. When I got home all my things were in the garage." -Edward Cullen
"So lets say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?" -BS "Why is the plane crashing?" -EC "The pilots are passed out drunk." -BS "Easy I'd fly the plane." -EC "Both engines have exploded and we're falling in a death spiral towards the earth." -BS "I'd wait till' we were close enough to the ground, get a good grip on you, kick out the wall, and jump. Then I'd run you back to the scene of the accident, and we'd stumble around like the two luckiest survivors in history." -EC
"Hey Bella, is he going to let you practice too?" -EmC "Please, Emmett, don't give her any ideas." -EC
"If you want I'll sigh a contract in my own blood." -BS "Not funny." -EC
"You're such a bad liar that it doesn't really count. Nobody belives you." -EC "I really hope your wrong about that because otherwise Charlie is about to burst though the door with a loaded gun." -BS
"If it weren't for the fact that we're natural enemys and that you are also trying to steal away the reason for my exstence, I mite actully like you." -EC "Mabey...If you weren't a discusting vampire who was also planning to suck out the life of the girl I love... well, no, not even then."-JB
9. "How can someone so tiny by so annoying?" (Page 268)
8. "I'm the only one who has permission to hold you hostage, remember?" (Page 427)
7. "You know, Jacob, if it weren't for the fact that we're natural enemies and that you're also trying to steal away the reason for my existence, I might actually like you." (Page 503)
6. "Jasper shows up, covered in battle scars, towing this little freak who greets them all by name, knows everything about them, and wants to know which room she can move into."(Page 302)
5. "Bella. Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?" (Page 450)
4. "I was all braced for the wrath that was going to put grizzlies to shame, and this is what I get? I should infuriate you more often." (Page 186)
3. "But if you ever bring her back damaged again — and I don't care whose fault it is; I don't care if she merely trips, or if a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her in the head — if you return her to me in less than the perfect condition that I left her in, you will be running with three legs. Do you understand that, mongrel?" (Page 340)
2. "I wasn't about to send you off alone. With your luck, not even the black box would survive." (Page 88)
1. "I don't see you making yourself useful. Why don't you go fetch a space heater or something?" (Page 489)
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