E-Honeymoon......Take 1

Being from South Africa myself, i thought why not choose africa as the destination.......so i hauled out my map of africa, closed my eyes & dropped my finger...........& walla, the destination was chosen😉how romantic na???😳........i did some research & realised that i had chosen a place right in the middle of africa & waha jungle hi jungle tha.........well i couldn't go back now & had 2 make do with what i had...........

So next step was 2 arrange getting the couple from mumbai 2 africa........now i know i volunteered 2 sponsor the trip but is saal meri company ne itni kanjoosi ki meri bonus ke saath ke mein ek pair joote bhi nahi kharid sakti iske saath, honeymoon to door ki baat hai😭.........but not 2 worry, since i am a jack of all trades i managed 2 reserve 2 exclusive 3^rd class 😉seats 4 our couple on a cargo plane.........there were just 2 catches though........1, they were not allowed 2 take any luggage(well who needs luggage in a jungle........sorry samy tumhari travel bag koi kaam nahi ane wali hai) & 2, the cargo was a whole lot of animals..........now i know why would any1 transport animals from mumbai 2 africa when they have enough of their own, but i didn't ask any Q's cos beggars cannot b choosy........besides i'm sure the animals would help our couple gear up 4 what awaited them in the jungle.........

Well the next thing i was told that there was no landing strip 4 the plane so the pilot was kind enough 2 agree 2 fly low enough 2 enable our couple 2 parachute off the plane..........yes yaar parachute ke liye kafi paise the mere paas, otherwise they would have had 2 freefall from the plane........now whether the shoots open when they fly out thats another story😉...........

Our couple will have 2 draw on their survival skills as they will have 2 hunt their own food etc. also they would have 2 know how 2 build a fire so that they could cosy up 2 each other😳

Hope 1 of them know how 2 create a smoke signal of some kind of SOS signal as this is the only way the pilot is going 2 know where & when 2 pick them up.........he will release a rope from the plane & the 2 of them will have 2 climb the rope.........now this should b a piece of cake since they won't have any luggage 2 carry with them😆

Ok ladies since i have ur undivided attention at this moment & i know that some of ur BP levels have rocketed sky high, some of u have even developed heart palpitations & others have even resorted 2 cursing me😡, let me reveal 2 u that this is a mere teaser 😉2 the actual honeymoon plans...........kya mein bewakoof hoon jo itna unromantic honeymoon plan karoongi........however having said that this trip is exclusively reserved 4 the loosing participant who is going 2 attempt 2 kidnap the dulha & mistakenly going 2 kidnap our indy bandar.........now no need 2 fear cos our indy devdas is well experienced & skilled 2 take on the jungle, aakhir bandar jo thehre!!!

So watch this space 4 the actual honeymoon plans.........btw i am anxiously awaiting all ur responses re ur initial reaction 2 reading this post.........

Mamta, who is going 2 have a peaceful sleep 2nite!!!