E-Swayamvar – The race begins now!
Lol…..I have borrowed the title from my good-friend Mink, who is coordinating the work of getting a suitable bride for our DK, so that he may escape the clutches of Pori – the Witch!
So here goes some basic rules and regulations which have to be adhered to while applying for the position of Mrs. DK Sehgal. Any person found floundering the rules will be forced to spend a romantic candle-lit dinner with Indy! (So please girls, don't risk breaking them, I am saying it for your own good!)
Rule No. 1 – Preference will be given to girls holding a diploma in ''Mad MIL Management'' ie. Managing a loony Mother-in-law.
Rule No. 2 – The participants will have to have some basic training in Martial Arts, as she will have to fend off unwanted pile-on's (like Pori and Gargi) on a regular basis from the premise's Kanaka House. Also since Inder is a psycho, he might be spotted stalking you from time to time, when he is fed-up of sneaking on Disha. So girls, beware!😡
Rule No. 3 – The participants will have to have a good control on their 'raging' hormones as they will be seeing DK working out in the gym, going for a swim or generally lounging about in his Mickey-Mouse Pyjamas regularly so girls for your own good, you will have to practice self-control!😉
Rule No. 4 – The participants should have a good first-hand experience in making Parantha's and preparing fresh Orange Juice everyday, as DK babu has to stuff himself with the oily preparation before he leaves for Office. Also, an additional experience in cooking and stuffing food in the mouth of MMM everyday will be preferred, as Sum Maa is known to give trouble to her care-takers.🤢
Rule No. 5 – The participants should have knowledge of jewellery polishing and assortment. DK babu as a eclectic collection of stones and pendants of various colors and sizes and you better know how to take care good care of them, even if you die out of embarrassment being spotted with DK adorned like a Christmas Tree.😳
Rule No.6 - The particpants will have to fund for the honeymoon, since the Kanaka Business is down and out and DK has no money to take you to St. Tropez. An alternative is to plop alongside your honey (that is DK) and stare at the Moon.......don't be surprised to see a flying visage in the sky.....that's Inder after being kicked on his posterior by Ranu!
Rule No. 7 – Age, Caste, Creed, Color no Bar. Only necessity, you should be a female. I don't think DK babu swings both sides!😉
I am coming up with more rules and regulations for the participants, as they say the path to love is never easy!
But do post your resume to Mink at any cost, because even if you miss out on the chance to marry DK, we always have Ved and Gautam in the line………….Disha will get bored of him soon and Sanya will find someone with a deeper pocket. Hence we will be keeping all the eligible girls resume in the Mink Database for future reference!😃
Cheers,
Chilly
