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Originally posted by: Jaslove

COMPUTER TERMS & HINDI MOVIES

Pentium II and Pentium I - Bade Miyan Chhote Miyan
For an employee who signs a bond - Bandhan
For an employee without signing bond - Kachche Dhage
Sister concern - Judwaa
For an employee who works sincerely - Dil Se
For an employee who is ready to leave his job -- Doli Saja Ke Rakhna
A project having two projects leaders - Ek Phool Do Mali
An employee without accommodation - Pardesi Babu
Password - China Gate
Super User Password - Gupt
An employee who is in company for more than Three years - Amar Prem
Bill Gates - Hum see Badhkar Kaun
Microsoft Corporation - Ustadon Ke Ustad
Ctrl C+ Ctrl V - Duplicate
An employee on probation - Paying Guest
Ctrl + Alt + Del - Aakhri Raasta
An employee who frequently changes the company - Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi
Group Leader - Khal Nayak
Backup - Jagte Raho
Dos / Windows - Do Raaste
F1 - Guide
Internet - Door Gagan Ki Chhav Mein
Operator vs computer - Main Khiladi Tu Anadi
Windows 95 - Bade Dilwala
undo - Aa ab laut chalen
Project incharge - Mohra
Mail Merge in MS Word - Sangam
Server - Godfather
Interview - Muqabla
Result of Interview - Kadwa Sach
Visa - Border
A system infected by virus - Pyar to Hona Hi Tha
Anti virus Kit - Soldier
System without RAM - Kora Kagaz
Temporary file - Khote Sikkey
A system which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi
A computer for the virus - Piya Ka Ghar
Hard disk vs Floppy Disk - Gharwali Baharwali

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Originally posted by: Jaslove

thanks guys, ziddi have fun when you go to Fiji say Bula to everyone in your family from me😃

thanks Jas jaanu, i will say bula to everyone in my family members twice one from you and another one from me😛

Indian Marriage Jokes
1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
2.There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is going thru hell.

3.A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : " Wife wanted". Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."

4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.

6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."

7. "What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days." But that ought to make you happy." "It did, but today is the last day."

8."Darling," whispered a frail little husband from his chair. " I'm very sick, would you please call me a vet?". "A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?" The husband replied. Because I work like a horse,live like a dog, and have to sleep with a silly cow."