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5 point programe to destroy chati in one shot?

2point programme to make ashish a pauper?

1point programe for preventing ashish from throwing u out of his chatai only if u were in his chatai-if u ist that stupid mat

Originally posted by: samy74

Hi

Chalo it is my turn to ask question Kaisi rahi Jaan..I will enjoy grilling you Abhi ki sali 😆 😆 Jo ke uski gharwali bane ke khawab dekh rahi hai..not possible baby jab tak mein hoon... 😆

Tum tho meri bai haath ki khel ho.. Tumse mujhe koi darr nahin hai… aayiye abhishek ki pyari bahena aur meri nanand!! Anhonee ko honi karde honi ko anhonee yeh baat meine khud seekhe hai apni sasurji se …. Aur hum woh jo haari huwe baazi ko jeet lete hai.. aur hum wohi bhi hai jo sheeshe se paththar thod the hai…



Well I only got to know sim recently and I find her very intelligent, funny and warm.. 😉 😛 She is lovely and it is a pleasure knowing her...

Thank you.. yeh sub meri abhi bhi mujhse kaheta raheta hai

Chalo tumehin grill karon..

Zara dekho if the flame is okay!!

1) would u marry a geek or u think it is enough to have one geek in the family? 😆 😆

Geeks are very hard to come by. I work in an all male team and none of them are a geeks like me. I guess I will not want a geek. It will be a change to have some one from another profession. If both are geeks then humari bache motey motey cheshme ke saath paida honge!!

2) IF you were ask to choose between friendship and love what would it be?
(jab yeh sawal tumse aati hai I have to be very careful in answering) It depends on the situation. If the situation is that we both love Abhi and I have to choose between love and friendship then I will choose love. For all other purposes I will choose friendship. 😛
3) What if Abhi invites me on date what would u do? 😆 😆

No way he will never do that I am 100% sure. I will rub nettle in all your clothing. When you go out with abhi you will be all itchy and embarrass him in public. So he will never ever ask you out again. Khallas !! Chakkas!!😛
4) Ashish is your fav actor how would you react if he asked you out? 😆 😆

Come again please. I thought my eyes were failing me when I read the name. Oye, meri shakal dekhi hai kabhi? Never mind. I am well mannered so I would never be rude. I will very politely and courteously decline the offer saying that I am already engaged to Abhishek. 😆

5) How come you dont want to meet me? 😭 😭

Kiss Bandar ne kaha ke I don't want to meet you..😃Oh it was me!!!! 😛It's a slip of the fingers… of course jaan… mein jab Abhise shaadi karoongi tab pahela visit as a couple I will come to your house. Tum uski bahen jo teheri. 😆

Enough for now..Be back with more..
Zaroor aajana.. inteha hogayi intezaar ki (meri sasur ki gaana)
Love

Samy

great replies!👏😆

abuse the following: samy;cb;jingle silkopal ;harshy with the filthiest words which u can

i ashish calls u for a date!first thing u will do

will be back

Originally posted by: twine

great replies!👏😆

Thank you. Honourable future vakeel sahiba

abuse the following: samy;cb;jingle silkopal ;harshy with the filthiest words which u can

Oye mujhe gaali dene nahin aati.. A lady never uses foul language and that's what mom taught me. So I will say something witty for each of them.

samy – pathi chor

jingle – bobby darling

Silk Opal – Needs to take her siggy seriously

CB - Chaal Baaz

Harsy - Wedding singer 😆

i ashish calls u for a date!first thing u will do

i ashish calls u for a date!first thing u will do – I have never slapped anyone. Can I ?

will be back

Oye Arnie tum kya Terminator hogayi hai kya… ?

Itni saari tarif aur meri Abhi ki bahena ke liye...awwwww Abhi will be so proud of his 'lil sis😉

Abhine tere liye ek message bheja hai...
Phoolon Ka Taaron Ka Sabka Kehna Hai
Ek Hazaron Mein Meri Behna Hai😆😆

Ab mere sawaal ka tum do jawaab....

Tumhari Aashish se kya dushmani hai...Why are you trying to destroy his Chattai with your Phooks?😆

Why do you want CB to be from Bangalore? Apni biradari badhana chahati ho?😕

Aur sawal baad mein...thik hai😛

Originally posted by: Nisu

Itni saari tarif aur meri Abhi ki bahena ke liye...awwwww Abhi will be so proud of his 'lil sis😉

Oye bahen hogi tum…mein uski dilruba hoon.. samjhe? Jaasti pit pit ki na mein khud abhi ko bhejdungi tujhe rakhi baandhwa ne ke liye😆

Abhine tere liye ek message bheja hai...
Phoolon Ka Taaron Ka Sabka Kehna Hai
Ek Hazaron Mein Meri Behna Hai😆😆

Oye yeh gaana tere liye bheji gayithi.. abhi listens to peppy numbers and the songs he sings for me are totally different.. This gaana is not his type ki at all… Kal when I went to see sasurji at home usne mujhe bataya tha ke that he had sent you a nice bahena ki geet taakey tum yeh galat fami men na raho😆

Ab mere sawaal ka tum do jawaab....

Poocho jo poochna hai .. tum bhi kya yaad rakhogi ke tumhari zindagi men tumhen Simran jaisi kitni achhi bhabi mili hai… shukar karo bhagwan ka ke mein teri saari anap shanap sunti hoon. Yaad rakhna that I am trained in Krav Maga. Aur if you don't know what Krav Maga zara pata karo. 😆

Tumhari Aashish se kya dushmani hai...Why are you trying to destroy his Chattai with your Phooks?😆

Mujhe aur Mr.Nayyar se kya dushmani ho sakthi hai… meri duniya alag uska duniya alag… Mujhe usse koi lena dena nahin hai.. phook mein tujhe bhi maarthi thi…tum kya gir padi ? Tum 😆 😛

Why do you want CB to be from Bangalore? Apni biradari badhana chahati ho?😕

Oye ghoomta aina…..I thought she said her mom was from Bangalore.. but when I verified later on she said it was her maami who is from Bangalore… Ab agar CB ko mummy aur maami ki spelling nahin aati tho iss men meri kya galati hai… mujhe biradari badhane ki koi shauk nahi hai ….. waise tho humari beradhari ki gang yahan bahut hai…sambal ke kadam rakhna…IF par 😆

Aur sawal baad mein...thik hai😛

Jaan, zaroor aana mein idhar heech hoon…

😆

Originally posted by: vidya0906

Congrats Simi for being on the hot seat this week👏👏. Along with CB you are the jaan of this forum. Tum dono ki ladaai jhagde read karne mein bahut mazaa aata hai and also the way you pull Nisu's leg. I hope you are enjoying all the roasting and grilling😉. I went thru all the questions and answers and must say this has been one hilarious post uptil now😆😆😆. Was also very touched to read about the gesture of your colleagues, God bless them all.

Thanks Vids for your kind words and best wishes. It means a lot to me.. CB is my judwa.. aur Nisu is Abhi's bahen tho uss rishte men hamesha tu-tu mein-mein tho hoti hi raheti hai.. aap bura mat maaniye.. its all done in very good spirits and Nisu is very thick skinned…😛😆

Ok Simi now for some questions from me too😉.

Do you have any siblings?

Yep I have one elder brother who is 2 years older than I.😛

Earlier you had mentioned that there are a few people whose autograph you would like. Who are they?

Oh I always wanted Mother Teresa's and I managed to get it a couple of years before she died. I read Dr. Abdul Kalam's (Indian President) wings of fire and am so fascinated by his work that I will do anything (except give away abhishek – I have lots of wannabees on the 4rum who are just waiting for a chance ) to get an autograph from him. I would have loved to get an autograph from Karl Marx. His theories were so good but was never fully put into practice. 😃



What is your favorite food and drink?

I love south Indian food. My favourite is Dosa. I love Pineapple Juice.

Politics mein dilchaspi hai?

The first thing I do in the morning is go to the BBC website to get all the news. Politics men dilchaspi nahin hai lekin jaakari rakhthi hoon.. At work we have so many discussions during lunch time about all sorts of political topics. I work in an organization consists of people of different nationalities. It is definitely interesting to hear each person's view. 😃

You are a software architect, what does that job involve? Have you read the book Fountainhead?

I design the different software components how they interact etc., Any pioneer goes through so many hurdles. The architect who designed Syndey Harbour Bridge too faced a lot of brick bats at that time when he built it due to its budget and other issues. They even said that it was going to be a white elephant. But today it is one of world most noted and recognized monuments. Anyone seeing it identifies Australia with it. This book of Ayn Rand's is one of my favourites.😃😊

Are you right-handed or left-handed? (tumhare sasurji left-handed hai, pata hai na?)😆😆😆

Yep I am a left handed person. The sad part my accident left two fingers in my left hand paralyzed. But now I am gradually getting them back. I still go for physiotherapy . That is why I am late today. But it is getting much much better. I have two doctors at home so I am well taken care of.😆

Ok Sims that's all from me as almost all questions have been asked by our friends. Get well soon and I also wish you all the best in life. Have a good and resting vacation but do visit the forum regularly. And last but not the least, tumhe Abhishek Bachchan mubarak ho.

Thank you very much jaan… Dil khush kardiya.. Abhishek is my trophy and I sure need him to pep up my current mood.. 😆

Originally posted by: twine

rm will u accompany me to goa from the x-mas holidays?

just imagine that one day i reach your city and call u up then what will u do?and how wil u welcome me

Jaan I would have love to.. but on Xmas day I am travelling to Canada so I will not be able to make it with you to Goa.😆

Oh boy... I will come to the airport to Fetch you... I have to warn you I talk 1000 words per minute. A big chatterbox and woh bhi non stop.. I will take you home and introduce you to my family... 😆

then I would take you for mountain biking... and hand gliding....then I will take you to Banf and Jasper. Thats a spectacular sight never to be missed. I will aslo take you to Niagra... 😆