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@amEn.aaMir

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Posted: 16 years ago

#81

Tspls antakshri

yug:

Bharti kyun,najanay kyun vrinda c nahi lagti

lecture deti hai zyada,kum wo sunti hai

bharti q najanay q rinda s nahi lgti

Vrinda:

is deewanay rajbeer ko koi sanjhai

bunty or bublee k swa esay kuch or nazar na ai

rajbeer:

Is qadar yug say mai jalta hoon.

usi jalan ki wajah say yug se vrinda ko cheena hai

Bharti:

intaha hogai intazar ki

yug to mjay daikhta hi nahi

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nida

@Zaara07

Inactive

+ 4

Posted: 16 years ago

#82

omg....i would die laughing over here...yug.naksh_4ever and urmee...ur poems were mind blasting....superb...i cant stop laughing yaar..🤣 🤣

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Farzana Kabir (Urmee)

@urmee

Inactive

Posted: 16 years ago

#83

rajbeer: vrinda ji........

vrinda: ha ji........

rb: apko pata hain mein na apke siwa kisi aur ko dekhta hi nahi.....

vrinda: sach rajbeer ji?😳😳

rb: ha ji.mujhe har taraf sirf apka chehra dekhai deta hain.....jaha bhi dekhu sirf aap hi aap ho........

vrinda: oh rajbeer ji.........

rb: mujhe to har koi mein aap ka chehra nazar ata hain...

vrinda: suniye ji.

rb: kehiye ji..

vrinda: mein samajh gayi.apki akhen aur bhi kamjor hogayi.kal mere sath eye specialist ki paas jana hoga.apki chashma ka power badal ni hain.😆

bharti: yug,ap mujhse kyun pyar nahi karte?main to apki bina ji nahi sakti

yug: sach bharti?

bharti: ha.agar ap mujhse pyar nahi karenge to main jaher pike apni jaan dedunga.

yug: nahi..bharti aisa maat karo.pls.

bharti: kyun?apki pyar ki bina mera koi jindegi nahi.mere liye jaher pina hi thik hoga.

yug: nahi bharti.pls..tumhe meri kasam.don't do this.

bharti: nahi.main nahi jina chahti hoon.

yug: woh to thik hain lakin itna paisa kharach karke jaher lane ki kya jarurat hain?ghar mein chuhe(rat) marne ki dawai hain na?wohi tumhare liye kafi hain.😆

Edited by urmee - 16 years ago

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Farzana Kabir (Urmee)

@urmee

Inactive

Posted: 16 years ago

#84

Originally posted by: NZ_rockx
omg....i would die laughing over here...yug.naksh_4ever and urmee...ur poems were mind blasting....superb...i cant stop laughing yaar..🤣 🤣

🤣

thanx nida.

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shabana

@shab_rules

Dazzler

Posted: 16 years ago

#85

🤣

mashaAllah urmee and yug_naks4ever, you guys are hilarious.

i loved ur poen, and urmee the chasme wali and suicde wali scenes, yaar fantastic.

keep it up guys !

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Farzana Kabir (Urmee)

@urmee

Inactive

Posted: 16 years ago

#86

Originally posted by: shab_rules
🤣
mashaAllah urmee and yug_naks4ever, you guys are hilarious.

i loved ur poen, and urmee the chasme wali and suicde wali scenes, yaar fantastic.

keep it up guys !

thanx hun.love u.

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Amira

@MegaAngelzs

Voyager

Posted: 16 years ago

#87

🤣 U GUYS ARE HILARIOUS!!!

I WONDER WHERE U LOT GET UR SENSE OF HUMOUR FROM!!!???

U SHOULD ALL BECOME COMEDIANS ON TV!!!

IT'LL BE A HIT!!! 😆

Edited by MizMagick - 16 years ago

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Farzana Kabir (Urmee)

@urmee

Inactive

Posted: 16 years ago

#88

vrinda.

fool

great

now

this

reading

who

and

intelligent

post

this

wrote

who

(didn't understand?just read it oppositely from bottom to top😉😉)

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Farzana Kabir (Urmee)

@urmee

Inactive

Posted: 16 years ago

#89

Originally posted by: MizMagick
🤣 U GUYS ARE HILARIOUS!!!
I WONDER WHERE U LOT GET UR SENSE OF HUMOUR FROM!!!???

U SHOULD ALL BECOME COMEDIANS ON TV!!!

IT'LL BE A HIT!!! 😆

hey.don't wanna become

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nida

@Zaara07

Inactive

+ 4

Posted: 16 years ago

#90

RB and Vrinda's "SUHAAG RAAT"

vrinda waiting in the room with a ghungat..
RB enters the room..and goes to vrinda..
he picks up the ghoongat and vrinda screams and jumps out of the bed

Vrinda: Aaaaaaaa...bachaao..mummyyyy..
RB:brinda...mooncho se dar gayee kyaa..(in a tapori style)
then he starts singing and starts jumping and dancing on the bed
main moonchwala hoon to kya huwa dil wala hoon
main tera..tera ..tera..chahne wala hoon..
vrinda jiii..moonch wala hoon to kya huwa...

then vrinda takes off her chappal and hit RB
then she starts singing:
latto lattoo latoo main yug par latto
aha latto latoo latto..main yug par latto

then RB crying and singing..

khake chappal main kishanganj waalee
oho oho ohoo
ho khake chappal khishan ganj waali
mujhko yaad aagai meree naani
brindaji ne dikhaya aisa kamal
kai main to hogaya poor n behaal
main chora rohtak kinaray wala
ho chora rohtak kinaray wala

Vrinda singing:
raat k dhaai baje
RB ki pitaayee lagay
chappal ka bazaar saja
joote bhi laga hi diye

RB hiding from vrinda and singing remebering his mom
main kabhi batlata nahi
brindaji se darta hoon main maa
uske saath yoon na choro mujhe
chashma bhi mera mil na paayee ma

Edited by NZ_rockx - 16 years ago

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