Kanak: Ramba vamba Meneke Apsara, whatever I am ready!
Uma: I am just angry.
<Pallomi still stands there like a creep>
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Kanak: Dekha to tuhje yaar, dil mein baji guitar!
Uma: Muhje thand lagti hai! Mummy! Aur kitna shirtless ghumyenge ye log?
<Pallomi still stands there like a creep>
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Kanak: 2 min title track over!
Uma: Why is my wound mark getting bigger and bigger with each episode?
<Pallomi still stands there like a creep>
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Enter Suman,
Uma: Thande Thande Paani se nahana chahiyeye! NO. What am I doing? Mummmy!
Suman: First I will see right!
Kanak: I am in love and Uma is hot!
Suman: Okay, now I will see left!
Uma: Tadpaye Trasaye.. Dilli ki sardi.. God, make it stop!
Suman: Now, I will just say dadusa.
Suman: So, I came to the room, you were shirtless, Pallomi had finished all the labors of Hercules in the cupboard and Kanak had at least 15 love realizations.
Payal: So we were waiting here until Kanka took a bath, Uma wore a kurta and Pallomi moved and came here.
Masi: I came now, yo! 😎
PAyal: So, I was putting up with this guitar shit alone? Let us play tasveer tasveer (Photo Photo) again.
Adi: Why am I wearing shorts? Muhje bhi utharna hai! (Even I wanna remove)
Masi : Chup! Uma doesn't like competition.
Uma: It is okay! I can handle 100 Adis in this department. Let him wear hot pants next. I don't care.
Payal: 4 bottle Vodka! Whatever that is, I use Colin for cleaning photo frames.
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So, Kanak knows that Uma has planned some treatment. How did she know? I thought Uma and Kanak weren't on talking terms. Aditya is tied up and he reacts as if he has been given shock treatment.
Payal: So he is my husband , why am I not in this scene?
Kanak, Uma and Masi:
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Bhabgo: We forgot to shoot, so we need to recap and explain what has happened till now so that we can rekindle their anger.
Rani: Rab ne bana di Jodi reverse, yo!
Bhabho: Shh! We have some international audience too. They might find this a novel concept.
Rani: You mean, make a girl wear short clothes and make her walk in front of guys. Show that all guys get impressed and make all the international feminists happy?
Bhabho: Chup! We will justify this shit later.
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What's up everyone?