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Dear Kanak,
There are a lot of advantages of being Mrs Umashankar.
1. He may forcefully marry you but he will protect you from sunlight so you will never get a sun tan.
(gruhapravesh scene)
2. He will take care of your hair. He knows how to tie it too. I must say that's very impressive.
(kerala scenes)
3. He will drape your saree. This is the one quality we all search in our husbands. Hain na, ladies?
4. To keep you entertained he will give you tests. Sometimes he might want to burn you down. But that's okay. What's love without wanting to kill your partner?
5. He will repair your blouse. Kitna paise bachaogi, imagine?
6. There is so much of jewelry in the house. If you ever get bored you can play how much does this weigh?
7. He will just make you touch the property papers. To get something you need to pass tests. Don't take it the wrong way. He likes lectures and tests and discipline. Get it? He has just not realized his true passion is teaching!
8. He will sing songs for you in Malayalam.
9. He will never get any of your film references. Trust me, it is a good thing.
10. You can steal anything from him by hugging him inside the curtains.
11. He will take you anywhere you want to go. I mean, who has a husband like that?
12. You can play the abla naari card anytime and get any work of yours done.
13. If you get him very irritated the maximum he will do is try to seduce you. He may try to lecture you also.
14. He is always at home meaning always available for anything anytime. ;)
15. He walks shirtless in the room. Arre he understands that there is no TV, internet, movies. That's only for your entertainment.
