KS & Non Ks : Haso Aur Hasao - Page 6

LOL! some of the stuff here is great!🤣

another thing, found on good ol' YT!

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI42LSbwc8E[/YOUTUBE]

LOL, Really enjoyed every one of them.

Mr. Bean (Henzy's fave) singing to Bhangra...

[YOUTUBE] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufHcKeTO6Pw&feature=relat ed[/YOUTUBE]

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^ 🤣🤣🤣 oh i remember this one there was a craze for me to find that song 🤣

you just gota love this guy and his little teddy 🤣

Excellent posts people 😃

Hima Di, aapka pehla post dekh kar mera haal kuchh aisa ho gaya --> 😭

I'm easily moved by such stories... TV serials and movies cannot move me, but short stories I find very powerful.

I like stories with morals and messages also... and so I loved your second post! 😃


And Henna... your post quoted below now ranks as one of my all time favourites! 😛

Originally posted by: Henna 786

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[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI42LSbwc8E[/YOUTUBE]

The search is over... we have found the future world leader! 👏

The only change I would suggest is that the little trooper wear a t-shirt promoting the toddlers party - then it would be an even more powerful broadcast! 👍🏼

After I serve my term as leader of the free world, I can happily hand over the power to that little dude and know that everything will be in safe hands... such charisma, power, and command over language at such a young age - awesome! 👏

In fact, I say forget George Bush, Barrak Obama, and Gordon Brown... that little dude is the correct candidate to lead us to a brighter future! 👍🏼

God bless.

Received this email so thought of sharing:

Awesome idea, Mamta Di! So happy you made this topic 😃

Cheeze - gr8 ones! 🤣 😆 🤣 😆 🤣 😆
Keep 'em coming ppl! 👏 👏 👏


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Good one Mamta Di! 😆 😆

A Woman's Experience With Children:

* For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.

* For those who have children this age, this is not funny. For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.

* For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.

The following came from an anonymous mother. Things I've learned from my children (honest & no kidding):

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

10. Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old.

11. Playdough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Superglue is forever- especially in hair.

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15. VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.

20. The fire department in town has a 5-minute response time to my house.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24. The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful- as in:

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read,"...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?"

The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said...
'Holy Sh*t, a talking pig!"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

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Try to answer the questions. I came up with some weird ones! 😆

An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why?
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Because the bananas are made of plastic. Next.Q


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Because the elephant is made of plastic.
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Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it.
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Because the bananas are in the TV.

Ooops!!! Cool down.


Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it
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Because they are on different channels.

Hohohohoohohoh. .hehehe




Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the
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Because the TV is off. 😆 😆 😆


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