~Our Nayi Murgi Jnawaz aka Jaz ~ - Page 4

Okiee..me backk..chalo..here we goo...

Computers or Cell Phones

Laptop or PC

Flip phone or Straight Phone

1 thing you never forget to do everyday

1 person who you love most in the world

Where do you like to buy your room furniture from?

Black or White--which color looks more rich

pants or capris

long skirts or short skirts

favorite food

1 thing you would like to do today

favorite song

favorite scene from any bollywood movie

favorite actor--both telly/bolly

favorite singer

favorite type of music

favorite american band

favorite american song

necklaces or earings

favorite comedy movie from last year--both holly/bolly

best thing you ever done in life so far

1 thing you would like to do before you die

friends first or lover

if i could change one thing in the world, what would it be?:

Hillary or Obama

1st crush

your favorite scene from KS

if you were to do any kind of charity, what would it be:

should we believe in anything you say? explain

are you positive in life? explain

why is there so much suffering in the world

if you were to ban anything from the world, wat would it be and why

1 song you really want to dance on

if you were to decide who to play prachi's role in KS, who would you choose and why

your favorite pair from bolly

favorite action hero--both holly/bolly

3 ?s you would ask Srk/Abhishek/Ram Kapoor/Salman Khan/and Aamir Khan

okk..thats with rapid fire...now to some gud business..😃

--Write a 700 word count about me!!😛

--Also, write a SS on us saalis living together in 1 neighborhood..you can add jij or abhi or anybody u like😉

chal..that's it for right now..will be back laterrr😈

just remember 1 thing Jazuu...i ❤️ u😳😳

Originally posted by: angelonearth

Amazing answers hun! 😃 A few more- few! are you kidding...😡😡😡

1) If there is one IF member who you could exchange lives with for a day, who would it be and why? Pachu...what is all the hype in being a mod 😕...😉

2) Name one person you really want to meet face-to-face from this forum, and why? oh haila...there are lots...but one...umm...Harveen...because she lives in cali too...oh and pooja...she is cali too 😃

3) Who is your favorite celebrity couple? Hiten and Gauri 😳

4) What will your soulmate have? umm...lots of things...😉

5) Do you think a guy and a girl can just be friends? nope...never...because eventually, one falls for the other...boy or girl...but someone always does


Task #2

Take 15 KSians.. and rename their IDs to what you think will suit them
1. Guli = Besharam 🤢
2. Pachu = Mrs. Jr. Bachan 😆
3. Mamta = Little Buddy (like gilligan 😃)
4. Nibbles = Lost 😉
5. Navs = **Faints** 😆
6. Taz = Tizzle Fo Shizzle 😆😆😆
7. Jigna = Ex-VP 😡😡
8. Henna = Ms. Million Posts 😉
9. Naz = Cutie Patooti
10. Pooja = Cutie Patooti 2
11. Melonie = Mel Bel 😃
12. Harveen = Cal-Gal
13. Mitu1228 = Saali Mitu 😉
14. Cheeze = Big Momma 😃
15. Sanjana (angelonearth) = Sanju Baba 😆😆

Take 15 Ksians [the ones u used above or otherwise] and plan what they would wear at a party you are planning on throwing
1. Guli = Pant Suit w turtle neck 😉
2. Pachu = Jeans and Tshirt...😃
3. Mamta = Saree
4. Nibbles = Mini skirt and top
5. Navs = a shirt that said Mrs. SIR
6. Taz = Black dress
7. Jigna = White dress
8. Henna = Green dress 😆😆
9. Naz = black slacks and shirt
10. Pooja = jeans and t
11. Melonie = salwar
12. Harveen = gharga choli
13. Mitu = skirt and top
14. Cheeze = sexy saree 😉
15. Sanju (angelonearth) = Red Dress 😛

I want you to plan an sleepover party for you and me and include all our friends.you know all of them. Some of my friends.you have to talk abt food, clothes, themes, games, movies and all the fun stuff we will do at our slumber party.

ok so everyone stated above will be at the party...its a come one come all kind of thing...i will rent out the grand ball room at the hilton hotel for our slumber party. we will be eating all kinds of unhealthy foods (ice cream, chips, soda, candy, pizza, chinese, thai, french fires, wings, juice, cake etc...nothing healthy allowed) since it is a sleep over attire must be PJ's, something comfortable, nothing too revealing...we are all girls after all...the theme will be JB so wear pink (bani) or blue (jai's old night gown); no movies, only KS JB golden days...were will watch reruns of all the best JB moments from KS on a big screen tv while we eat our popcorn...games we will have will be truth or dare, passing the pillow, musical chairs, egg on a spoon, taboo and pictionary...lots of music, masti and fun, but no sleep 😛😉

Random-
1)Choose one-
KBC with SRK or KBC with amitabh?
Nach baliye or jhalak dikhlaja?
big boss or big brother? None
saawariya or OSO?
Koffe with karan or the oprah winfrey show?
Shimak davar or Vaibhavi merchant(I know this answer but yet!!)
Laptop or a computer?
pencil or pen?
lip gloss or lip stick?
emraan hasmi or mika? Neither 🤢
indian idol or voice of india? umm...dont watch
skirts or jeans?
Romantic movies or comedies?
English movies or hindi movies?
Brad pitt or SRK?
Books or comics?
Ram or Ram? 😆😆😆...nice one 😉
2)Ok now so much so for the quick ones!!Now the give reasons where ur brains will be taxed!!!!-
Why is Ram the best actor on tv? because he brings believability to his characters
Why is rakhi sawant so dramatic? cuz she is hungry for attention and has a huge ego
Why in ekta's serials the lead pair never gets together? cuz ekta never got the man she loved so decides to torture the whole indian population 😆😆
Why do all karan johars movies start with K? it brings him luck...and secretly he is in love with Ekta...in a gayish way 😉
Why is I-F so addicting? umm..hello...the shows, the ff, and the people...not to mention the hot actors 😳
Why is Shimak Davars dance so energetic? he probably drinks red-bull all day
Why cant pens be sharpened? because it is ink and not led
Why couldnt ravan have 11 heads instead of two? because then he would be falling over with so much weight 😆😆
Why couldnt the chicken come before the egg? who knows...ask God when you see HER 😉
3)Ok now the easy ones again!
Which is the best movie u have seen? A Walk to Remember
Whats one word u say the most? Shit
Which is the worst movie u have seen? Faana
Which 3 things are most precious to u? friends, family, my car 😳
Which one place would u like to go? Egypt
If given a chance to star in one of Ekta s shows which show would u star in and which role wud u do?why? Kanya from Kuchh Is Tara...im in love with Akashdeep right now...haye 😳😳
If u had to be a fruit which fruit wud u be? Strawberry
If u had to be a cartton character which cartoon character wud u be and y? Ariel...have you seen prince charming...aka..eric 😳😳
One book which u can read again and again.. Da Vinci Code/Susans Diary for Nicholas
One person u admire and look upto and y? My dad and uncle...i just respect then so much for how he led his life...raised three nieces and nephews like their own kids and gave them the best in every way possible...👏👏👏
4)The 3 -
days ull never forget graduation, day i got my car, and the day i met guli-o 😉
moments u felt special when ever i was with 'him'...now he is an ex though 😕
words sum1 sed to u 'Clean your Room -mom 😆😆'
people u cant stay without family and guli 😳
people closest to u on I-F Guli and all the saalis/saalis in training 😃
people ull like to spend ur bday with friends
things ur room is incolmplete without a bed 😉
songs u can always dance on anything...just as long as it has a beat
songs me and ram will dance on in ur wedding! 'main kya karoon ram mujhe budha mil gaya' 😆😆😆
romantic songs which u can hear over and over again! oh there are so so so many...all the nice slow songs 😳
5)Now the evil tasks!!!-
Pick 15 members from I-F and choose the perfect celeb date for each of them!
Choose what outfits they will wear for the date!
1. Guli = Ram; Full body suit 😡
2. Pachu = Abhishek; Nice SKIRT!! 😉😉
3. Mamta = Ram; salwar
4. Nibbles = John Abraham; Black dress
5. Navs = Iqbal; Pretty pink dress
6. Taz = Ram; nice white dress
7. Jigna = Sallu; sexy saree
8. Henna = Brad Pitt; Tube tob black dress 😉
9. Naz = SRK; Jeans and t
10. Pooja = Tom Cruise; Track suit 😆😆
11. Melonie = Mel Gibson...you know mel-mel 😉; red dress
12. Harveen = Chad Micheal Murry; Blue dress
13. Mitu = Saif; Jeans and t
14. Cheeze = Ram; sexy saree 😉😉
15. Sanju (angelonearth) = Hritik; Black dress
(you never said i couldnt repeat dates 😉)
Pick 15 members from I-f and assign cartoon characters for them and say y. 1. Guli = sponge bob square pants; she can only wear pants
2. Pachu = sleeping beauty; she sleeps all the time
3. Mamta = ash; he has a pikachu 😉
4. Nibbles = tinkerbell; she is like a fairy
5. Navs = gus gus from cinderella; he is too cute
6. Taz = tazmaian devil; reminds me of her...😳
7. Jigna = Rapunzel; she has long hair too
8. Henna = Daffy Duck...dont know why, just because
9. Naz = the green fairy from sleeping beauty; she is a SIT 1 of 3
10. Pooja = the blue fairy form sleeping beauty; she is a SIT 2 of 3
11. Melonie = the red fair from sleeping beauty; she is a SIT 3 of 3
12. Harveen = Micky Mouse; just cuz
13. Mitu = lady, from Lady and the Tramp; she is so sweet 😉
14. Cheeze = evil step mother; dont ask why...😆😆😆
15. Sanju (angelonearth) = pooh bear; he is too cute just like sanju 😉
Pick 15 members from I-F u wud like to take into the big brother house with u and be locked up with 4 months!!
1. Guli
2. Pachu
3. Mamta
4. Nibbles
5. Navs
6. Taz
7. Jigna
8. Henna
9. Naz
10. Pooja
11. Melonie
12. Harveen
13. Mitu
14. Cheeze
15. Sanju (angelonearth)
Pick 15 I-F members and say which fruit they r like the most and y
1. Guli = watermelon
2. Pachu = kiwi
3. Mamta = bananna
4. Nibbles = blueberry
5. Navs = peaches
6. Taz = tangerine
7. Jigna = mango
8. Henna = apple
9. Naz = orange
10. Pooja = plum
11. Melonie = grapes
12. Harveen = pear
13. Mitu = strawberry
14. Cheeze = cantalope
15. Sanju (angelonearth) = honeydew 😳
(so i am brain dead after all that so couldnt put reasons)
Which animal they r like the most and y
1. Guli = chipkali
2. Pachu = fishy
3. Mamta = kitty
4. Nibbles = bunny
5. Navs = doggie
6. Taz = tazmaninan devil
7. Jigna = goat
8. Henna = cow
9. Naz = bird
10. Pooja = snake
11. Melonie = frog
12. Harveen = zebra
13. Mitu = alligator
14. Cheeze = crocodile
15. Sanju (angelonearth) = bat
(once again, it was random, and too brain dead to think right now 😕)
Which television charactor they can play on tv!
1. Guli = Ambar
2. Pachu = Dhara
3. Mamta = Gauri (KAA)
4. Nibbles = Kasturi
5. Navs = Kripa
6. Taz = Bani
7. Jigna = Kanya
8. Henna = Karuna
9. Naz = Jigyasa
10. Pooja = Purva
11. Melonie = Raashi
12. Harveen = Rano
13. Mitu = Meera
14. Cheeze = Massi
15. Sanju (angelonearth) = Anamika
What u love about each of them!
1. Guli = everything
2. Pachu = her texts
3. Mamta = her sweetness
4. Nibbles = her gayab ness😆
5. Navs = her fainting
6. Taz = her ff
7. Jigna = her comments
8. Henna = her jokes
9. Naz = her being a SIT
10. Pooja = her being a SIT
11. Melonie = her being a SIT
12. Harveen = she is a fellow Californian
13. Mitu = her innocense
14. Cheeze = her attitude
15. Sanju (angelonearth) = her name 😉

Love u loads,
Sanju

😆 😆 Poor Guli is getting bashed on Jnawaz's member of the week

But Haila Guli I was always supporting you but this time I am going against you...

J....i want you to write a SS on how Jij (He is mine too now i guess 😆 ) has to go through tests and interviews so you guys apporove that in them getting married

Both sides of the parents have already said yes! But.... He hasnt passed the saali's test..... So now you guys have to give him questions and tests to see if he is really worth it for Guli!

P.S. In the end.. He has to pass!!!😆 (See Guli I know you will read this... I am not that mean)

Originally posted by: ~Pachu*n*Abhi~

Okiee..me backk..chalo..here we goo... oh lord...save me 😕😕

Computers or Cell Phones

Laptop or PC

Flip phone or Straight Phone

1 thing you never forget to do everyday talk to guli 😉

1 person who you love most in the world my dad

Where do you like to buy your room furniture from? IKEA 😃

Black or White--which color looks more rich

pants or capris

long skirts or short skirts

favorite food thai food

1 thing you would like to do today no more tasks 😃

favorite song Kehna hi kya (Bombay)

favorite scene from any bollywood movie SRK and Kajol in KKHH when she is about to get married

favorite actor--both telly/bolly Ram

favorite singer Shaan

favorite type of music Hindi

favorite american band err...Maroon 5

favorite american song Shape of my heart - Sting

necklaces or earings

favorite comedy movie from last year--both holly/bolly 40yr old virgin and Chupke Chupke

best thing you ever done in life so far err...HS grad

1 thing you would like to do before you die get married 😕

friends first or lover

if i could change one thing in the world, what would it be?: get rid of famine

Hillary or Obama

1st crush Daniel, 2nd grade 😳

your favorite scene from KS June 19😳

if you were to do any kind of charity, what would it be: Save the Children

should we believe in anything you say? explain no...because i dont know jack crap 😆😆 except for the fact that guli is besharam...i know that and have proof 😡

are you positive in life? explain yes...i am an optimistic...things will always work out 😃

why is there so much suffering in the world dont ask me...go ask God

if you were to ban anything from the world, wat would it be and why anger...because it just ruins the day all the time

1 song you really want to dance on aaja nachle 😉

if you were to decide who to play prachi's role in KS, who would you choose and why Gauri Pradhan, because i love her 😃

your favorite pair from bolly Abhi Ash

favorite action hero--both holly/bolly err...dont do action movies but Akshay Kumar is all i can think of

3 ?s you would ask Srk/Abhishek/Ram Kapoor/Salman Khan/and Aamir Khan

Why they are so hot?

Why they got married b4 meeting me?

When are they divorcing their wifes/dumping their gf's? 😉

Originally posted by: jnawaz

Im only doing this so that i am a good MOTW...no complaints...or else i would never do this 😡😡

Guli and Jij: Uninterrupted Date

J- Guli…(entering her house)…babe where are you? Where is everyone? 😕😕hiding from you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jaz was on her way home from school, but due to traffic she had to take the 170 freeway. She thought, why not stop by and say 'hi' to Guli.awwww ur sooo sweet!!!!!!😳😳😳 When she entered the house no one was home. we knew she was coming!!!Payal opened the door for her but was on the phone with someone. She finally hung up…😃yeah cuz she's nice like that!!!

J- Payu…where is Ms. Besharam?😡 oy.... excuse me! the name is guli!!!!!!!!!

P- Who, ben?duh!!!!! She is in the bathroom. 😆😆 wat am i doing in there?

J- Oh, so…what you up to?geez!! mind ur business1!!

P- Nothing…just homework.payu and hw?? thats a good joke!!😆😆

Just then came out Guli from the bathroom. Her hair nice and done, blow dried, her make up done, she was wearing a skirt and a nice top, earrings and all…looking beautiful. 😳😳i know!! jus stop!!😳 hai hai!!!

J- Oye hoye, why looking so good…cuz i can!you are just staying home.excuse me!! who are you to tell me that!

G- Who says? 😉 i 2nd that!!!!!

J- Why, koi date shate hai kya?uhhh duh!!!!!

G- Yeah…me and Garvit.😳Haila! GG!😳

J- Oye 😲…oh hell no…ther…no way you are going on a date with jij, and looking like that…NO WAY. 😡i think i look just fine!! dont be jealous!!!

P- I know ben, have you lost your mind! 😛no!!!!

J- Yes! 😆no!!!!!!!!!!!

G- No!

J- Wait…I'll see…let me call my fellow saali's…Pachu…uski number kidar hai? pachu?? pachu's number....no esta aqui......

Guli grabbed the phone form Jaz's hand and hid it behind her. 😡😡😡yup!! serves u right!!

J- Hey, phone vapis doh! 🤬🤬🤬oyy.. not in front of the child!!!!!!!!!!!!

G- No, you wont call anyone! You will leave me alone and let me enjoy my date.i know!!! seriously!! privacy!!!!

J- Forget your date! hell no!!!!

G- Tujhe meri kasam! yup!😳

Jaz looked at her for a while thinking about what to do. Then Jaz eyes gleamed with a spark.i dont like this spak business!!!!!!!!!!

J- Bhar mein jaye tumhari kasam! oy!!!!!!!!😡Give me my phone! 👍🏼i wont give it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guli was too shocked with Jaz, she just acted like her kasam was nothing. Well if Jaz was Jaz then Guli was Guli…she knew Jaz too well…she knew how to get to her…yup!!!😉

G- Tujhe PAYU ki kasam! 😲😲😲oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!👏

Both Payu and Jaz stopped doing what they were both doing. Guli looked at Jaz's face and knew that she had hit a chord.yup!! i got her good!!!!!!!!!!!!

J- Oye, you cant do that! 😡😡yes i can!!!!

P- Yeah, you cant do that ben! 😡😡oy.. jaz ki bachi!! u stay out!!!!

G- Well I just did, so ha! Now you cannot bug me about the date, I can do what ever I want…I put you under Payals kasam! 😳yup!! its time to party!!!!!

J- But…no buts!!!!

G- No 'but'…only 'jat' 😕

P- What are you now…planning to be Mrs. Sunny Deol? 😆😆ewwww!!!!!!!🤢

G- Oye chup…I will only be Mrs. Patel (holding her brush looking all dreamy)yeah!! hai...😍

P- Eww…gag! 🤢🤢🤢jealous!!!!!!!

J- Vaise you are already Ms. Patel…so you don't even have to change your name…Ms ya Mrs, ek hi baath hai. 😃😃😃 ms is different than mrs!!!!!!!

G- W..hey…don't make fun of me. i swear!!!!!!!!

J- It is what I do! bad job at it!!!!!!!!

G- At least you cant bug me on my date! yup!!!!!!!

J- I…but…uff…I hate you and your kasam! 😡😡😡i got u good!!!!!!

G- You know I waxed my legs today.i know nice and smooth!!!!!!

J- 😲😲😲 Why would you tell me that!? becuz i can!!!! just to rub it in!!!!!!!!!

G- Just FYI 😉yup!!!!!

Jaz was nearly biting her fingers to keep from screaming. Guli left for her date as a sad Payu and Jaz looked on, they couldn't do anything. First she gave Jaz Payu's kasam, then she took Jaz's phone with her.i know i want this dinner in peace!!!!!!!!

Guli didn't come home until past 12 midnight. She walked in to see Payu and Jaz bawling their eyes out, sitting on the couch with a tub of ice cream, donuts all over the place, candy, chips…all kinds of junk food. Both girls were crying like anything 😭…Bambi's mom just got shot and Bambi was looking for her. (they were watching Bambi…duh) 😆losers!!!! seriously and i think 12 was early!! i was being nice!!!!

G- So gals…what you up to?

(They just look at her and say nothing until…😡😡😡)

P- Ben, you didn't have a scarf when you left, why do you have one now? 😕😕excuse me!!! mind ur business!!

G- Well, if you must know…😳😳 nah... wont tell!!!!

Guli moved her scarf and Jaz and Payu fell of the sofa on the floor; she was marked all over her neck…talk about necking!dont worry its called foundation!!!😉

J- You besharam, nasty… 🤢🤢🤢 jealous?

P- My eyes, my virgin eyes! 🤢 (covering her eyes)payu.. u hit me!!!!😡 wen i come with that!!!!

G- Oh, you don't know the half of it…I got some…even where the 'sun don't shine'…(winks) 😉 well i mean!😉

"WHAT!?" 😲...🤬🤬🤬close ur mouths before flies get in!!!!

At that moment, Payu and Jaz pass out on the floor as Guli goes about humming 'Pehla Nahsha Pehla Khumar', as she left the room to go get ready for bed…Payu and Jaz…still on the floor passed out…I think they had heart attacks…and i go night night...... in peace!!😳