Lessons Learnt from Maaaaaa

1. Nebher ever iss-pare your hujband for his ekshtra marital apphairs! 

2. Get a divorce and make your ex-sasural your current maayka (kyu bekaar mei maaike waalo ko pareshaan karna)

3. Get a boy-phrend (prepherably a philthy rich bachelor from your college/University) and make ur ex-hujband jealous. 

4. Get married to him and make him henpecked 

5. Make lame excuses for visiting your ex-sasural 

6. If your son is in an EMA, phorgive and ask your bahu to phorget

7. Yeuuuj (use) your current hujband for financially supporting your ex sasural

8. Make your prejent sasural a dharamshala by giving shelter to anyone and everyone

9. Give away your gold ornaments to your toxic ex saas

Ishtart your lectures about mamta, maa etc in front of great mothers like barkha and rakhi whereas your kids are toshu and pakhi (jinke ghar sheshay ke hote hain....)

Treat your adopted daughter as second class citizen but whenever someone tries to come close to her, penik etteck

Confront your paltu puppy to not talk to your bratty kids but make a bet with maya for choti anu without his permisan

Always pray for your sasural turned ex sasural turned mayka turned house of jobless loosers turned manipulators and last wishes for paltu parivaar

Jor ka chaata lagana aur chappall phekna

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Better to learn no lessons from Maa