Songs you misheard as a kid?

I was listening to an old song 'Ai ayi aa karu main kya? Sooku sooku'. And I instantly recalled how I misheard it as a kid on TV and wondered why someone would make a song on 'susu'. I had thought it was 'susu' instead of 'sooku' and wondered why someone made a song on it instead of using washroom when they needed it. LOL!

Are there songs or jingles you misheard and mispronounced as a kid and it was a funny memory? Please share. 

Chiggy wiggy 

i wanna chiggy wiggy vich you baby

Aap Jaisa koi mere Zindagi main aye toh baap ban jaye is definitely on the top of my list. 

Another one was Yaayire Yaayire chor laga ke naache re 

In the song aye kya bolti Tu with Aamir and Rani, the part that Aamir says "Aati kya khandala" was always "haathi ka anda la" and I never understood the song because of this. 

banno tera sweater lage sexy 

aaye ho meri zindagi mein tum pahad banke 

pahaadon phool baraso, mere mehboob aaya hain

dono songs mein bahar ko pahad samajh liya maine

I admit I also initially felt it was sweater. 🤣

OMG! Same here. I wondered it was weird and asked why Aamir sang that, does he not know elephants do not lay eggs?