I am back with another crap piece😆
Pls bear with this!
It's written as a joke so please don't search for logic in it!
Charcaters other than that from EDKV2- Gopi bahu, Kokila from Saath Nibhana Saathiya, ACP, Freddy, Daya from CID, Mohana from Dayan, Anup Soni from Crime Patrol!
Bhul Bhulaiya
The term exams had been completed and Shravan wanted to take Suman on a date. Yes they had solved their issues and Suman had realised her feelings! Suman's chachi-chacha and Dadu too were attending some function in Indore because of which Suman had full freedom. Somehow while they were discussing about it Anish's chamcha had listened to their conversation and informed him about it!
7 PM Tiwari house-
Suman was wearing a purple dress while Kanchan was styling her hair. Kanchan asked Suman if she wanted to apply an eyeliner to which Suman refused. Kanchan then said, "You know Twinkle? Parso hin Shravan uski aankhon ki taarif kar raha tha. Bichare ko kaha pata ki voh make-up hain. Par han yeh sach hain ki uski aankhein eye-liner lagane baad extra beautiful ho jaati hai!" Suman gave Kanchan a fake smile, "Mujhe manane ke liye kahaniya mat banao. Mujhe apni barbie-doll par pura bharosa hai. You can do the makeup." Kanchan happily did her make-up.
Suman heard the bell-ring and excitedly came down only to find Anish and Devika in her living room. She walked towards them and asked, "Tum dono? Is timing par?" Anish spoke, "Exams khatam ho gaye hai toh kahi to chalte hai, day enjoy karte hain! Dekho tum bhi tayyar ho, jaldi nikalte hain" Suman cut him short, "Main Shravan ka intezaar kar rahi hoon. Hum dono bahar jane wale hain" Suddenly they heard footsteps and Shravan entered, he was wearing his his white and purple hoodie matching with Suman's dress. His ever present smile disappeared when he saw Anish and Devika. Anish smirked at him and spoke, "Dude, Suman said you two are going out. Hum dono bhi tum dono ko join karte hain." Listening to the commotion Anjali came out. She interrupted them, "Are beta yeh to acchi baat hai. Tum charo jao aur enjoy karo." Shravan unwillingly nodded. Shravan got an idea, "Aunty jane se pahle Damru bhaiya ki haath ki chai pike he jayenge." Anjali responed, "Jarur. Me mere room mein ja rahi hoon, koi kaam ho to bula lena." She called Damru and asked him to make tea for them. Shravan volunteered to help Damru while the other 3 sat chatting!
As soon as Shravan entered the kitchen he cornered Damru and spoke, "Devika chai nahi peyegi. Aap uske liye juice leke aana or vahi juice Devika ko dete samey Anish pe gira dena." Damru shook his head refusing, "Bhala hum aise kyun kare?" Shravan sat on the counter and said "Taki mein Jhumri didi ok na batao ki aap pichle hafte Sheela ke sath film dekhne Gaye the" Damru gulped and said "Par woh to Rekha thi" Shravan happily spoke "Koi nahi. Keh doonga ki aap dono, Rekha aou Sheela ke saath gaye the." Damru's eyes widened "Par woh nahi manegi! Rekha aur Sheela to sirf dost hai hamare" Shravan gave an evil smile and said, "Yeh main manta hoon, aap jante hai, Jhumri didi nahi. Baki apki marji, main to chala" Shravan got down from the counter and winked at Damru. Damru cursed him and took out the cups.
Damru gave the tea cups to Shravan, Anish and was going to give the glass filled with juice to Devika when he pretended to fall. Anish saw that Damru was going to fall and got up swiftly to prevent ruining his shirt but due to his action Damru got startled and poured the glass on Devika by mistake. Devika just couldn't get what happened and sat there drenched in juice. Shravan slapped his head and whisper yelled, "Satyanash. Kahi pe nigahe kahi pe nishana" Damru bit his tongue and ran away from there. Anish started laughing at Devika and Suman too couldn't control giggling. Devika got up frustrated and Suman tried handle the situation, "Devika you should change your top." She called Kancha and asked her to give Devika her top. Kancha nodded and called Devika up. Meanwhile Kanchan had heard their convo and wanted to take revenge from Devika for spoiling her sister's date. She quickly put some itching powder on one of her white tops and gave it to Devika. She messaged Shravan about her innocent deed to which Shravan replied with thumbs! As soon as Devika wore the top her body started itching. She came out while scratching her back. She felt awkward and asked Anish "Hum abhi jaye kya? Mujhe itna comforatble nahi lag raha" Anish refused, "Itne mehnat ki hai, bekar nahi jane doonga." Devika nodded knowing that Anish wouldn't budge from his decision. Suman gave Shravan a helpless look and the four went out to a cafe!
As soon as they entered the cafe Anish asked Devika to take Suman away for some time. Devika nodded and asked Suman, "Suman mere saath washroom chalo, pls. I haven't been here before." Suman and Devika left the place. Shravan called for the waiter. Gopi bahu came in dressed as the waiter, "Myself Gopi. Main aaj yaha apni friend, Chaman Zehrili from Apaharanpur ki badle kaam kar rahi hoon. Kya hai na hum dono bahut bahut acche dost ahe. Mujhe yaad mere pichle ke pichle janam mein bhi vahi meri best friend thi. Vaise aap yaha kya kar rahe hai?" Shravan couldn't process what he spoke so answered the last question, "Hum yaha khana khane aye hain. Aap hamari order lene." Gopi slapped her head and said, "Arey han main to bhool hi gayi thi! Aap batayiye apko kya chahiye?" Shravan answered, "4 Coke bottles, 4 cheese burgers and nachos" Gopi bahu got shocked, "Aap mujhe nachne ke liye keh rahe hain? Aap mere bacchon jaise hain. Koi apne bado se aise kehta hain kya?" Both Shravan and Anish got annoyed but Anish got an idea. he told Shravan that he will handle the situation. Anish apologized to Gopi and asked her to come with him near the reception. He went near the reception and complained about Gopi bahu. He called his friends and told them to call Shravan and keep him engrossed for some minutes smirking and thinking 'I will make sure Suman's family hate you Shravan'. Anish ordered for 3 coke bottles and one strong cocktail. Suman and Devika returned while Shravan was busy attending his calls. The waiter served the respective drinks and went away. Anish asked Suman to drink the cocktail calling it juice. Suman took a sip and felt something strange, "Anish are you sure it's coke? Kuch to alag lagta hai isme." Anish instantly covered up, "Arey Shravanne tumhare liye kuch to special order kiya hoga hi na." Suman nodded and gulped down the cocktail. Shravan atlast turned his mobile on silent and returned to see Suman drinking a cocktail. Before he could stop her she had gulped down it all. Shravan looked at Anish with fierce eyes, "You made her drink this right? You mad man, atleast care about your friend. She has never tasted alcohol. You two freaking idiots!" Suddenly he felt someone cup his face. It was Suman, she looked at him dreamily and said, "Tum gussa mat karo. Tum hameshhaaaaaaa haste raho. Dadu kehte hain gussa karna buri baat hai aur fir tumhare forehead pe jo lines ati hai vo bilkul acchi nahi lagti! Tumh tumhare handsome face ko bigado mat!" Shravan let go Anish for time being and focused on Suman. He looked at her and said, "Acha, toh me handsome hoon?" Suman nodded her head like a baby while giggling and murmuring, "Sabse jyada handsome". Shravan looked at her and said, "Bahut sare log bhi to hai, jaise ye dhoomketu Anish" Anish too turned excited hear about himself. Suman suddenly straightened up and said, "Chii...Anish mera chhota bhai hai." Anish spilled the juice he was drinking while Shravan started laughing. Shravan knew that handling Suman would get tough with time so he spoke, "Sumo, chalo ghar challe! Raat ho rahi hain." Suman acted as if she was thinking thoroughly and spoke, "Mujhe nahi jaana. Par tum kahoge to main chaand pe bhi jaakar Marswala ghar banau!" Shravan chuckled at her and gave her his hand to get up when Kokila Modi, Gopi bahu's Mother In Law approached them. She threw daggers with her eyes and said, "Meri Gopi bahu ko kuch kaha na toh dekh lena! Kon hai woh jisne usse nachne ke liye kaha?" Suman gigged at her and said, "Aunty dialoguebaazi mast hai! Iss Anish chuglikhor ne kaha hoga ye! Hahahaha" Anish looked at Suman wide-eyed while Shravan tried suppressing his laughter. While Kokila was scolding Anish, Shravan took Suman's hand and walked out quickly. Devika too followed them avoiding Kokila's anger.
Shravan called out for a cab and made Suman sit in it. Devika too quickly sat in the front seat. Shravan sat besides Suman and asked if she was comfortable. Suman shaked her head and said, "I am feeling cold!" Shravan quickly removed his hoodie and made her wear it. Suman snuggled closer to Shravan and placed her head in his shoulder. She dreamily spoke, "Shravu, tum itne handsome, funny kyun ho? Koi bhi ladki tumhare liye maregi yaar!" Shravan smiled at her words while she continued, "Tumhara jaw-line to dekho. Jab hum bade honge tum modelling karna. Par nahi, phir sari ladkiya sirf tumhe dekhengi. Tum kuch mat karna, humara ghar mein chalaungi, Brigadier Suman Tiwari. Aur phir Malhotra, shaadi ki baad. hihihi" Devika couldn't control anymore and coughed hard to get attention. Suman shouted, "STOP!" The driver halted the car and asked her if everything was okay, Suman screamed, "Devika ko corona hai! Chalo bhago yaha se!" Devika looked at her horrified while Shravan and the driver laughed. Shravan asked the driver to restart again and told Suman that Devika isn't infected with Corona, but just coughed. Suman didn't understand anything but let it go as she trusted her Shravan. She then pulled him down and spoke in his ear, "Shravu, Devika bhoot hai! Dekho usne white top pehna hai, red lipstick, red nail polish lagayi hai, baal sare khule udd rahe hai aur uparse hum dono kon kese ghurr rahi hai. Bhoot hai woh!" Shravan couldn't stop laughing, he wondered what had happened to his innocent and logical Sumo. Shravan told her, "Koi nahi. Ab hum ghar jayenge phir hame koi pareshaan nahi karega." Suman pouted and said, "Ghar? Hum toh movie dekhne vale the!" Shravan laughed at her innocence, "Kal usse acchi film dekhenge! Thik hai?"
"Nahi muje vahi dekhni hai! Uska gana kitna accha tha, 'Tera dhyaan kidhar hai? Tyre punctured hai!' Film ka naam kya tha Shravu? Main toh bhool gayi!"
"Kabhi adhesive tape, kabhi gum!"
"Haan! Uska trailer mein vo dialogue kitna funny tha. Actress jab propose karti hai to voh actor Bihari accent main kaisa jawab deta hai, 'Kuch kuch nahi hota, Anjali. Tumhri samjh mein kahe nahi ata? Bawali ho gyi hai chori! Humne tumhe hamesha apni littley sister mana hai. Tumri undar jarur koyi aatma ghus gayi hai! Kal him 100 nimbu tumre gale pe dalenge phir dekhna sara bhoot uttar jayega!' Kitna romantic dialogue that woh! Vaise hum kal konsi movie dekhenge?"
"Sare organs vale dulhaniya le jayenge! Chalo Sumo ghar agaya!"
Shravan came out of the cab and opened the door for both Suman and Devika. When he opened the door for Suman, she stretched her hands out asking him to pick her. He happily carried her till the gate. He let her down and opened the gate. He called Kanchan and asked her to open the door for him. Kanchan told him that she couldn't do it as opening the door would wake Anjali. Instead she would open the big window in Dadu's room. Shravan agreed to the plan and carried Suman till the window. Kanchan stood inside while Shravan, Suman and Devika were outside. He asked Devika to enter first and asked her to balance Suman's weight and height along with Kanchan. He slowly pushed sleepy Suman inside while Devika and Kanchan handled her tall figure. Kanchan asked Shravan, "Don't tell me you made her drink!" Shravan calmed her down, "I didn't but that fool Dhoonketu did!. Don't worry I will teach him a lesson!" Shravan narrated the whole incident to her, Kanchan nodded while the three later carried Suman upstairs and made her sleep.
Devika then later went home in the same cab smirking as well as scratching her hand.
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The Tiwari clan had returned to their house!
The next day Suman woke up to a headache. Kanchan brought her a glass of lime water and said, "Ghar ki badi beti jab raat ko pike aye to samaj lena chahiye ki ladki ki shaadi ki umar agayi hai!" Suman threw a pillow at her while drinking, she wasn't able to recall much about the day before. When she finished drinking the lime water Kanchan said, "Tumhare Shravu ne to ye bhi kaha hai ki tumhe kuch kha lena chahiye aur sabse pehle shower karke aao. Suman looked confused, "Shravu? Tumhe kaise pata ki main usse apne dimag main Shravu bulati hoon? Wait kal raat ko kya kya bataya maine? Oh god kal raat kya kya bak diya maine?"
Kanchan laughed at her and said, "Madam apne jo hoodie pehni hai voh kiski hai yeh to dekh lijiye!"
Suman looked at the hoodie and was shocked, she cursed the gods, "By god ye sab mere saath he hona tha! Hua kya tha kal raat ko? Aur mein Shravan ki hoodie kyun pehen rahi hun?"
"Calm down Suman, calm down. Kal tumhare aur Shravan ke bich kya hua ye mujhe pata nahi par ha thoda bahut to ab main bhi jaanti hoon" Kanchan narrated her the incident and Suman felt embarrassed about it but then Kanchan told her that Shravan found it really cute and had already messaged her many times asking if Suman got up and whether she was feeling better. Suman thought of directly meeting him and went in the bathroom to take a shower. When she saw herself in his hoodie she started posing in front of the mirror! She digged her hands in the pockets and said, "Not bad Sumo! Kaafi acchi dikhti ho par kal jo baatein bak diyi hain aaj unhe thik karlenge pahele!" Suddenly she felt something was there in the pocket. She drew it out and was shocked! It was a bullet, a much much preserved bullet from her Dadu's rifle to be specific! Her Dadu would everyday polish the rifle and it's bullets. She knew it that if her Dadu finds out that his bullet was misplaced he was going to bring a tsunami. She quickly showered and came outside. She called Shravan, "Shravan bahut badi mushkil hogayi kal raat ko."
Shravan jokingly said, "Koi nahi tumhara cuteness mujhpe chaa gaya!"
"Uffo Shravan! Sach wali mushkil ho gayi hai! Dadu ki favorite rifle ki favorite bullets mein se ek tumhare hoodie ke pocket mein mili mujhe aaj. Dadu ab tak aa bhi gaye honge. Unhe thode minutes main pata chalega ki ek bullet gayab hain. Ghar main earthquake layenge!"
Shravan slapped his forehead cursing his luck, "Par woh hoodie ki pocket main ayi kaise? Maine jab tumhe mera hoodie diya tha tab toh kuch nahi tha. Wait! Devika janti hai kya un bullets ke bare mein?"
And it struck to Suman, "Haan. Bachpan mein maine use aur Anish ko voh dikaye bhi the! Jab hum kal raat Dadu ke roomse aye tab usne drawer se nikal ke pockets mein dale honge! Tum jaldi aajao, milkar solution nikalenge! Aur haan balconyse aana nahi toh Dadu milenge neeche"
And they cut the call.
Soon Suman heard her Dadu's yell, "Mere bullets kisne churaye?" Everyone met in the living room where Dadu informed them that his one bullet was missing. Everyone promised that they would search for it but Dadu insisted on calling the CID team which Ramesh did!
Meanwhile Shravan had called Bunty and told him about the incident to which Bunty replied, "Why fikar? When Bunty is idhar!"
The CID team (ACP and Freddy) arrived and were informed about the incident. ACP after hearing the tale siad, "Daal mein kuch kala hain, yaa phir puri ki puri daal kali hain!" Beena intervened him and said, "Nahi ji udad ki daal hogi!" ACP glared at her after which she went inside!
Meanwhile Suman and Shravan were waiting for Bunty to come with his master plan. Suddenly they saw a BMW stop in front of their house. Bunty stepped outside of the car wearing a Black and white suit, D & G glasses and Louis Vuitton shoes. He looked ahead and was about to trip when a long plait of hairs held him and prevented him from falling. Then stepped out a lady wearing black and red one-piece. Shravan was going to hug Bunty when Bunty stopped him and said, "Rukko Miyan. Main chhote logon ke gale nahi lagta!" Shravan looked shock and passed a plastic smile to Bunty and asked, "Yeh sab tera kaise? I mean you obviously tera hona chahiye par kaise?" Bunty laughed and said, "Arey main to batana bhul gayo! Meet myee giral-fariend Mohana! Ye sab inhi ki krupa hai. Vaise kaam kya hai batao Miyan? Hume date pe jana hai Kashmir!" Shravan checked Mohana and said, "Yeh karengi madad?"
Mohana stepped infront and said, "Yes! Main Mohana, Madhya Pradesh ki sabse badi dayan! Naam toh suna hi hoga!"
Shravan and Suman almost got a heart-attack but they both smiled, "Haan suna toh hai!" And they he narrated the incident! Mohana smiled and said, "Do seconds ki to baat hai! Aap mujhe voh bullet dijiye, main do seconds mein uss Anish ki pocket mein rakh dungi aur usse pata bhi nahi chalega! Shravan gave the bullet to her and she kept on the edge of her plait. The plait crossed many streets in Bhopal flying in the air and atlast placed the bullet in Anish's pocket! Mohana told Shravan that the mission had been accomplished.
Bunty and Mohana left in their BMW! While entering Tiwari house Suman asked Shravan, "Bunty ko dekha?" Shravan nodded and said, "Jab iske saath break-up karna ho to mere paas hi ayega!" And they both entered the house laughing without any stress. As it was noon by that time Beena asked if ACP and Freddy would like to have their meal here to which they refused but suddenly Freddy realised that he hadn't turned of his rice cookers switch. He quickly took permission and left the place while everyone laughed. Ramesh commented, "Bichara biwi ka gulam! Iska dukh toh sirf main hi samajh sakta hoon!" Suman then interrupted them and said, "ACP uncle, kal mere friends Anish aur Devika aye the ghar par! Aap chahe toh unki talashi le lijye!" ACP nodded and went to Anish's house after asking Daya to come there. As soon as ACP left, the Tiwari's were enquired about the happenings by Anup Soni.
Anish had realised that the bullet was with him, he didn't understand how did it come near him but hid in the washroom after seeing ACP and Daya enter his building. Anish's mother opened the door for them and told them that she doesn't wish to buy anything from this vendors. ACP got pissed of and asked about the whereabouts of Anish to which she said that he just went in the bathroom. ACP told Daya, "Daya darwaza tod" Daya followed the order and the bathroom lost its door. Daya found the bullet in Anish's pocket because of which Anish was being taken to the police station. Devika too was called to record her statement. While Anish and Devika were being taken to the police station Anup Soni ran behind them for 6 kilometres. He in his commentary said, "Pidito ka kehna hain ki yaha masoom dekhne wale mujarim bachpan mein eraser, lead churaya karte the. Mujarim aise chhoti chhoti cheezon se hi badi badi bullet jaise cheezen churata hai! Kya aap ek bullet ki keemat jante hain? Nahi na? Main bhi nahi! Par jaruri ye samjana hai ki bahut baar ye mujarim hamare saath he rehta hain aur hume pata nahi chalta hai! Savdhan rahe, Satark rahe, sote samay bhi ankhe khuli rakhe, bolte samay muh bad rakhe aur sunte samay kaan!
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