Thanks to Om Baba Ji and shrewd Bigg Boss, now that the Prize Money has got reduced to a measly 15 lacs! 😉
DECEMBER 20, 2016 (CONFESSION ROOM)
BIGG BOSS (Horny Eye surveying Mona from Top to Bottom, Bottom to Top): Mona----
MONA (Shifts uncomfortably): Ji Bigg Boss! 😳
BIGG BOSS: Mona Bigg Boss aapko Nominations se Ek Hafte ki immunity Dila Sakte Hain----Magar iske liye Inaam Rashi, 7 lakh kam kar di jaayegi-------kya aap ko sweekar hai?
MONA (Grins from ear to ear): Ofcourse Sweekaad hai Big Boss-----------Beel-kool Sweekaad hai--------Thank you Bigg Boss! 😃
DECMBER 27, 2016 (CONFESSION ROOM):
BIGG BOSS (Horny Eye is closed for a surprise change, only Voice booms aloud): Priyanka---
PRIYANKA: Ji Bigg Boss!
BIGG BOSS: Priyanka ab Vijeta ko milne waali Inaam rashi sirf 8 lakh bachi Hai. ----------------------Bigg Boss aapko Nominations se Ek Hafte ki immunity Dila Sakte Hain----Magar iske liye Inaam Rashi, 7 lakh aur kam kar di jaayegi-------kya aap ko sweekar hai?
PRIYANKA (Hoarsely screams): 😡 Sabse jyaada content deti hoon, sabse jyaada jaan lagaati hoon aap ke stupppid se tasks mein Bigg Boss-😡-----------------------Milta kya hai mujhe? ---------------------------Kabhi ek hafte baad nikaal dete ho------kabhi koi jaadugar bulaake secret room mein daal dete ho! Hunhhh!------------ Inaam gaya bhaad mein---kam se kam TV pe toh rahoongi-------Mujhe manzoor hai! 😡
JANUARY 03, 2017
BIGG BOSS: Manveer---
MANVEER: Naya Saal mubaarak ho Bigg Boss!---Heppy Nooo Year Hai Ji aap ko!---
BIGG BOSS: Aap ko Bhi Manveer-----------Manveer------Ab kul Inaam Rashi sirf 1 lakh bachi hai! -----------Ek Hafte ki nominations se immunity paane ke liye----aap kya kar sakte hain?
MANVEER: Bigg Boss, show mein participate karne ke liye maine 50 lakh diye thhe aap ko-------Ek hafta nahin Sir----- 3 Hafte Ki immunity de do-----aur mujhe do-teen phone karne do! ------Pappi aur Ballu ko bol dunga chupke se Papa ke NOIDA ke do plot aur ek Greater NOIDA waala flat bech denge Ji----------Is Shanivaar-Itvaar tak Pappi aur Ballu aap ko Teen Karod Rupaye De denge Ji------😲
BIGG BOSS: Theek hai Manveer. 3 karod milte hi, aap ko 3 hafte ki immunity de di jaayegi---------aur Show Vijeta Bani ko, show ke ant mein 1 lakh Rupaye ki puraskaar rashi de dee jaayegi!--------Aap jaa sakte hain Manveer!
Before leaving the room, Manveer hears muffled Hyena laugh and voice of Salman!
SALMAN (Suppressed Hyena giggle and low whisper): Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! 🤣-----Le Be Bigg Boss------Mil gaye 3 crore aur!-------Chupchaap 2 crore Being Human ko donate kar dena-----Saala Inhuman aadmi! Hunhhh! 😡
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If you liked the above crap, you might as well check the other crappier ones here:
1. Fun Post-UN-DEKHA ACTION--Snippets of October 18th Episode (Not Shown)
2. Weekend Ki Haaye, Salman Sataaye--Preview Snippets (FUN TAKE)
3. REVEALED! Annual remuneration of Kamya Punjabi! (Fun Take) :)
4. Fun Post-- Azab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahaani! :)
5. One genuine question related to Monalisa... (Fun Post) :)
6. FUNopsis-1 (Expected episode contents Day 12)
7. Facebook Chat of Bigg Boss-10 Housemates (Fun Take)! :)
8. Weekend Ka Waar, Salman Ki Maar (Excerpts 5th Nov Shoot) FUN Take!
9. Facebook Chat of REAL BIGGIES of India on Bigg Boss-10 (Fun-Take)
10. My Bollywood Script Discussion Session for YRF (True Lies)!
11. Title Track "Tujh Mein SABB Dikhta Hai"---Parody! :)
12. Gaurav Chopra----as Husband! Hmmm---BB-10 Clues! :)
13. Om Baba Ji Ki Daud! (India Missed Two Sure Medals at Rio :(( )
14. Teri Meri, Meri Teri Premkahaani--(Parody fun Bani-Gaurav)
15. Luxury Task- MAHABHARAT in Bigg Boss-10 (Fun-Take) :)
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